Keep Lil' Kim In Jail Petition!! 7 Months & Counting...
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee

It might seem like a long time, but it's seriously right around the corner. Just think about the amount of time Lil' Kim must have to draw up crazy looking outfits that she'll wear to award shows for years & years to come. We must not give her this chance.
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I'm signing here.
She really needs to put some clothes on. She must be an embarassment to all the other Oompa-Loompas.
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i second that. unless they decide to do another gremlins movie, in which case she absolutely must be freed.
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I bet she'd look really menacing too. Right before they microwaved her contacts out of her head.
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No, I really wouldn't.
I can say that with true conviction in my heart. And a soft cock in my pants.
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I concur with Mike...I would NOT! Mostly because I have an intense fear of drownding and don't want to put myself in harms way!
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She's greasy and weird. If iw ere a guy i defenitly would not. She's the kind of freak that would.... FREAK YOU OUT... not turn you on.
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Who in the hell does she think she is fooling with the blue contact lenses and orange hair. I would like to see what she looks like right now w/o the weave, contacts, designer clothes and makeup. Scary thought. She is a pig.
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What is wrong with this woman? She was cute at one time! After all the plastic surgery, white powder, contacts and hair dye have failed, you'd think she'd realize that all she needs to do is lose some damn weight and get more natural nose (get rid of the teeny Michael Jackson nose) and she'd look TONS better.
What the fuck is up with the potato sack she wrapped around herself in page 3??
Anyway, if I was a guy I'd probably consider it, but then I'd look at that face and and keep in mind the fact that I'd prefer to live without STDs and I'd change my mind. I'm sure she's a talented lady, though, if you catch my drift.
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lol...sooo greeesy!!
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Yeah this bitch should be locked up forever yet i'd still hit it. She would have to remain cuffed of course and i'd be wearing a mask but i'd give it to her real horrorshow.
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did i just see her vagina in the second picture? is that a vagina? please don't say it is... for the love of god. no.
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Not her vagina - they're black, unshaven panties.
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my god shes so fuckin weird. who told her it was cool to match the shade of her hair with her foundation? looks like a fuckin martian in the first picture.
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Man Lil Kim is the shit. Shes young, Black, Strapped, Pretty (yes I said pretty. You have all the pic while she was in the process of becoming beautiful, get some modern ones) Rich, Sexy, and a top of the line freak. Kim could make you bust a nut just by listening to her albums, just imagine if she was in a draws.
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I said it.
I meant it.
She makes me flaccid.
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Steph honey, if that were her cooch you'd see lost souls and Jimmy Hoffa flying out of it.
Mike, nothing turns a woman on like a limp dick. I heart you more than ever.
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You know what? All you guys signing this stupid thing are probably racist. Racist people who should also be locked in a cell. When will the world realize that you don't have to be WHITE to be successful, rich and full of cars and stuff. It would be ok to have a Martha Stewart like girl get mercy and sympathy even if she was in a conspiracy situation wouldn't it. Blacks are humans too and this whole stupid black / white hatred circle needs to end. C'mon this whole petition to keep a woman in prison is crazy, I bet this wouldn't happen to a white person.
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why does race always have to be an issue?
can't people just be fucked up?
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DB's wife - " Mike, nothing turns a woman on like a limp dick. I heart you more than ever. "
Indeed! Well .. no.. actually I prefer em mid way to salute. After that.. they are just too threatening.
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I wouldnt bang her. Super coons like her are a dime a dozen in the inner city. I screw em all time. And some dont even have that nasty mouth shes got.
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YOU ARE ALL STUPID STUPID FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!! GET A DAMN LIFE SO WHAT IF SHE DOESNT PUT ANY CLOTHES ON?? SHE IS A GREAT RAPPER. STOP WASTING YOUR TIMES AND GET A DAMN LIFE. SHE IS NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT YA'LL. YOU ALL ARE RACIST COMPUTER NERDS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO BUT TO SIGN PETITIONS AND CRAP! GET A LIFE. BRITTANY SPEARS IS A SLUT AND DO NOT PUT ANY CLOTHES ON AND IS A BAD MOM AND I DO NOT SEE ANY PETITION ABOUT HER. YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!! DO SOMETHING WITH YOURSELVES RACISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lil'Kim is a digusting female and i'm black she's successful yes i agree but she's nasty.You can be successful with clothes on (ie.Mary J Blige,Faith Evans and more). Lil'Kim is a okay rapper but she hasn't done nething hot in a minute hun. Whoa is a hit but i seriously doubt she's going make nething else hot netime soon! She is true to the game and now is doing time for it which i think is very fucked up and i hope is gets out early to try to get herself together!
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YOULL NEED TO GET OFF LIL KIM SHIT SHE NOT DO AnyTHING TO YOULL DUMB ASSSES BITCHES SO STOP HATING NI99A
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[...] We unsuccessfully tried 7 months ago w/ our Keep Lil’ Kim In Jail Petition. As most of you gossip whores know by now, Ms Kim was recently let loose & had a plush Rolls awaiting her arrival outside the detention center. [...]
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[...] I’m telling you, this woman needs to be thrown back in jail—and this time, ship her off to Guantanamo. The Bastardly ran a petition, so we did our part, God damn it. [...]
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you all are some stuck up bitches. You are all mad cause she is doing more thatn you with here life, and she actually gets the opposite sex to look at her. Damn ya'll some annoyin fuckin haters, i didnt think this was for real but unforunately it is. Why dont all of you get that big fuckin hatin dido out ur ass hole and worry about something that is worth fightin for in your pathetic life. So what if she is a little big she probably makes u hefers look like see cows, ya bastards. n all of u that r hatin on her n others cause of some dumb reason like here cloths are to skimpy, then all im gonna say is suck my fuckin dick, n go to hell
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Yes, But I bet she is a CRAZY FREAK in bed... Swinging from the ceiling 'n shit. I wouldn’t mind finding out... and you all know, that given the chance, you all would too...
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I bet she has everyone in the jail, from the guard to teh janitor, bought off...
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Ay where im from, we never wish jail on no one. on a more funny note. that nigga Mike said "a soft cock in my pants". Who the fuck saiy that? Lmao @ "soft"
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Hey... I'm Dead serious: can we have a Bastardly matchup between this scary gal and the Brothers Bogdanov? Those scary twins with Tom Cruise you ran a few days ago???
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