Keanu Reeves Needs A Friend. Fast.
Posted on Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 12:30pm by Moelicious

Man, this guy is ready to drive off the fucking cliff. Someone rescue him, already.
If you're a Keanu fan, make sure you read the comments on this post.
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Keanu is one of those actors that just got real lucky, he doesn't have a strong acting ability but he still seemed to do well in the entertainment industry, especially if you consider the fact he basically started with Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure back in the 80s.
it would be funny if his scarf got caught in some machinery
LMFAO...... he is just soooo washed up. Good god, someone throw him a brown baggar! Suicidal Tendencies.......
wow, ain't stardom grand!
he looks like hes getting ready to jerk off for some guy in a pickup truck ALA dirk Diggler...ah how teh mighty have fallen....
his look here DOES remind me of his Turn in "The Gift"
u know, the movie Katie Holmes shows her tits? go rent it just to piss off Tom.
Keanu meets Clay Aiken.
That's hilarious Phillip. I love guys/boys jerking off in trucks.
He has Post-Urinal Drip going on.
Not that I looked at his groin, but someone is a pissy-pants.
He's gone through a lot. He's not THAT Bad an actor he just has a flat voice... and did i mention he's gone through a LOT. He was born under a cursed star or something. I love him. I'd like to give him a big hug and have lunch with him and talk about music or something. He seems like a genuine, polite, nice person. Who despite all his trouble stays out of the tabloids etc.
Well......he does have a few wet spots....maybe he just didn't feel like shaking it any more. Could be that he gets enuf of that, elsewhere, if you know what I mean. LOL
Aww, if he needs a friend, he'll have tons of volunteers. He looks cute there but I always think he looks cute.
what's he doing nowadays? Staying drunk? Damn Keanu! Tighten your boot straps, and pull yourself out of this place!
Love you Keanue always, no matter what happened!
hi
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keanu.....he's Godsend.....i love him not just an actor, but an artist... hope we can meet someday :)
itis weired to be lonley when he has trillions of fans around the world,iam egyptian and ilove him since iwas 11.years old............and now iam 24......see if he was ain`t worth it, iwouldn`t speek his name.............i love keanu
Ya know, you guys can criticize, but he still makes a shitload more money than any of you. And you're miserable enough to actually be posting crap on these stupid celebrity message boards - go figure.
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LMAO..Some of the comments are so harsh!! Pissy pants HA HA HA!! Whay are yo guys clocking the man's crotch. Geeeze!! Day what you liek but he is f'ing hot. I think 99.9999999999999% of the men who are currently walking the face of this planet look like TOTLA CRPA BAGS butr this guy is a super sexy HOTTY! YUMMY!
Wow that was some piss poor typing but you get my drift!
Keanu Reeves is the best actor wcich I've ever saw I understand U and I can be your friend.
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