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Posted on Friday, January 13th, 2006 @ 5:13pm by Moelicious

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FACE LOOKS LIKE SHE IS HOLDING BACK A LARGE SHIT-BEAN...WHICH WILL PROBABLY BE EXPELLED THROUGH THAT NASTY, SKELLETON BONE BETWEEN HER TITS...
COVER YOUR EYES...
OH, AND NICE MAN HANDS...
PICTURE HER W/NO MAKE-UP, WEARING BLUE JEANS, DRIVING A FORD PINTO...
PUKE-O-RAMA...
Oh that poor girl...
I can see how she's aging...hee hee celebrities have the misfortune of being filmed at almost every stage of their aging process so that if someone were to say...make a timeline of pictures taken of them from when they became famous to the day they got shriveled and sick looking/plastic and tight looking then it'd be like in Indiana Jones when buddy takes a drink from the wrong holy grail, or 'chalice' if you will...I just remember thinking that was cool........
And NO you can't do that with regular people and photographs! cause...there mostly aren't enough photos to make a satisfying display of aging.
The dog is prettier than her...
two ugly bitches.
ahhh, she looks wayyyyy too much like a man.
It's a good thing she's got all that money...
I'm starting to see a very vague resemblance to Michael Jackson.
She unfortunately looks like her father Aaron Spelling.
she is so homely that i ALMOST feel sorry for her...but not quite.
if she looked like that & was broke ass working the register at walmart 60 hours a week to feed her 2 kids & her fat ass lazy husband then i guess i would pity her.
THat pug is too big to be an arm dog... llook at him HANGING there ... poor guy! I love pugs!
Do I look like my pug enough or do I need more plastic surgery? Ruf! Ruf! Ruf!
Wow, what can you say, she could give Kim Stewart a run for her money in the UGLY department.
yeah!!!
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