Jessica Simpson likes dirty men
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006 after a late four martini lunch
Jessica Simpson loves dirty Cak. According to Page Six Jessica Simpson was spotted at Chateau Marmont partying it up with Yucko Dunst and then sneaking away to Adam Levine's (Lead singer of Maroon 5) room for some of Adam's dirty Cak. He's quite the ladies man. The morning after, Jessica was spotted walking the "walk of shame" with Adam's semen stained shirt on, with the "I just had sex hair", and having to face the paparazzi. Cacee, her minion assistant, had to pick up Jessica with her gnarly weiner breath the next morning. Poor Cacee, she was once Jessica's best friend and now she's been reduced to being the call girls driver. I can't wait for Jessica to go down in flames once everyone realizes that she is not special and has no talent. Asslee is the ugly one which is why it was easy to uncover her lack of talent; Jessica tends to blind people with her boobs. If things go my way Jessica will end up doing Playboy (I can't wait for that "spread"), and end up making a sex tape to save her career.
Yeah Jessica in Playboy!! Maybe someday like Debbie Gibson & Tiffany!!! You go Jessica in dem daisy dooks!! Wouldn't that be something if she did the spread w/ her sister!!
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I think Adam is a much better choice than Nick-at least Adam has talent.
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Ashlee is cute!
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I bet 15 years from now there will be some Entertainment Tonight special interviewing her about her dad and incest or something.
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Ashlee is so fucking ugly. It's sweet that they're holding hands though. A bit strange, but still sweet.
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Asslee is so damn ugly...and she can't even sing....at least, jessica's got a little voice...i think asslee is one damn lucky girl!
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ugh, god when will she go away already?
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Why would it be strange to hold your sisters hand?
I think Jessica is beautiful... but she's plucking her eyebrows way to thin these days.... and i feel like she's going down the fergi route... her face seems to be getting a bit distorted. I hope not because talented or not she's a sweet girl and she's pretty... i hope she doesn't thow that away.
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Ashley pretty and so is jessica. I just hope she dosent get any more sugery done to her face.
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