Jessica Simpson Gives FInal Goodbye @ People's Choice
Thursday, January 12th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch
I'm getting teary eyed just thinking about how we won't see any more of Jessica Simpson.
Let's hope the next time we see her, it will be in some slim-shady Skinimax production in which she'll play Shannon Tweed's daughter and have CableSex w/ all the male characters.
For those of you who missed it, grab a big box of Kleenex & get the gabble-to-gabble-goodbye below. [Sniff, sniff]
She has kind of manly facial features..............
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Oh my gosh they fix her makeup while she's just walking through the crowd?! This is not a frickin' photo shoot! And yes, I agree she has some manly features. And for working out as much as she did for "Dukes of Hazzard" I'm surprised she doesn't have more arm muscle. I guess she wanted her boobs to get bigger(she said they shrank during her training period) so she's layin' off the working out and shopping more instead.
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I never realized she had the Hilton wall-eye.
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She needs her roots done again...
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I have to say, i wouldnt mind looking down at her manly features, "Hilton Wall-eye" and white trash roots while she is screaming my name with those vocals of her's. I will be the judge of the boob thing, just let me take a look.
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Did Lachey take all her jewelry when she booted him? Not one drop of ice...
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I wish she would go away - maybe buy a house in Cincinnati next to Nick...
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I hope this alien-orange skin trend passes soon.
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