Jessica Pare Needs A Decent Smile, New Teeth & A Better Pose
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006 after a late four martini lunch
For those of you who don't know who the hell this woman is (I didn't), here's a list of her recent work from imdb:
1. "Lives of the Saints" (2004) (mini) TV Series .... Rita Amherst
2. "Jack & Bobby" (2004) TV Series .... Courtney Benedict
3. Wicker Park (2004) .... Rebecca
4. See This Movie (2004) .... Samantha Brown
5. The Death and Life of Nancy Eaton (2003) (TV) .... Nancy Eaton
6. "Napoléon" (2002) (mini) TV Series .... Eleanore Denuelle
7. Bollywood/Hollywood (2002) .... Kimberly
By the way, for those of you who haven't seen Bollywood/Hollywood, you must check it out. There's a super cute chick by the name of Lisa Ray.
Here are a couple more pics of Ms. Paré doing an awkward smile & pose...
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This girl is pretty, too, what's the deal today??? Please don't tell me you have turned into a plastic-loving machine. Breast implants, lipo, veneers, collagen, the works! Yuck..........
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Wasn't she also in a movie about lezzie schoolmates...some pretty good scenes as I recall.
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She's very pretty but I do agree with Moe that she does need some new teeth. Chicklet teeth are so not sexy. That pose was something I did back when I posed for my Glamour Shots in the 6th grade! She can do better! She needs to do better! How can she procreate in Hollywood if she has Chicklet teeth?! We are all looking out for her welfare here at The Bastardly.
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I think she's cute.
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She's okay. Her long nose, thin top lip, overly oval-shaped face and terrible teeth really hold her back and, if we're being honest, looks are important to making it in Hollywood (assuming she wants to make it to the big times). She does have potential though. I'll chalk her crappy pose up to inexperience and/or nervousness from someone actually wanting a picture of her.
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If she got new teeth... it'd completely change her face for the better. Im not one to advocate plastic surgery all the time... because i think interesting noses are nice... but if she got her bridge filed down a bit... it'd really enhance her face but it'd still be hers.
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i think i feel nauseous...
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The hottest girl i have ever seen ...bar none...perfect.in every way...email me jessica...please
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these little imperfections is what makes her attractive.
actually, i like her nose a lot. she doesn't need a barbie one.
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Hi My name is helena,and im from northern ireland.i too would love a new set of teeth as there are no dentists that are taking on new clients,as i have moved from england, im finding it hard to get a dentist to sort my teeth,so if jessica wants to give her place up i would be glad to take her place FOR FREE.And i could tell the whole world where i got my new smile from.Sorry to be a pain in the bum,but i need my teeth to eat,and i cant afford to have them done,with the cost of private care,Can some one GIVE ME NEW TEETH PLEASE PLEASE.....MANY THANKS. OLD ENGLISH STYLE.....
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i think she's smoking hot. if you'd seen her (topless) in lost and delirious, you would agree too.
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Right you are! Piper Perabo, Jessica Paré and Mischa Barton all get nekkid and downright friendly in 'Lost and Delirious'.
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Actually, im not sure about her bridge.. i'd need to see it from the side. Her nose is nice from the front.
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almost forgot... joebuck_jr1@hotmail.com
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