Jessica Alba & Mike Myers @ ShoWest 2008 "The Guru" Screening
Posted on Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 2:01pm by Moelicious
High-jinks aplenty as Jessica reunites with her 'Love Guru' Mike
Working with comedians obviously keeps you on your toes. Expectant Jessica Alba certainly gave as good as she got when she joined pal Mike Myers this week at a screening of their new movie The Love Guru at a Las Vegas film conference.
The Canadian funnyman couldn't resist scoring a laugh at the expense of Jessica – who is due to welcome her first child with fiancé Cash Warren this summer. As the Fantastic Four actress, who was showing off her baby bump in a figure hugging ensemble, joined him on stage to introduce the Bollywood-meets-hockey comedy, Mike joked she was the mother of his child. [Hello Magazine]
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Heck I'll pay her by the minute too, of course I would a discount for being a bastardly member, right?
Oh hell I take it back, I didn't notice she's still pregnant...Ok, I'll look you up Jessie baby, as soon as you explode..
Another bomb for Miss Alba?
Damn Mike Myers is old as shit now.
I can't tell which one of these two is more annoying.
i read a review of his new movie...LOL it was like...
"he shouldve made austin powers 4, it wouldve been a better use of time and wouldve actually been funny"
am i the only one who can see the outher lining of the pillow in her stomach in the first pic? that shit doesnt look like a pregnant belly at all...i swear, thats a fake belly.
The question that must be asked is....why is Mike Myers holding his imaginary cock in this pic?
FAT!!!!
To 10: thats a water bottle!!! lol!
yuck...she's turning into one of those fat pregnant women. with all her damn gym appearances you'd think she'd only gain weight in her stomach...although i do recall hearing her mention she's from a "heavy" family and has to work "very hard" to keep in shape.
She looks like an ogre in the first pic. Ha.
11. gabriella
yuck...she's turning into one of those fat pregnant women. with all her damn gym appearances you'd think she'd only gain weight in her stomach...although i do recall hearing her mention she's from a "heavy" family and has to work "very hard" to keep in shape.
i agree, i hope she NEVER looses her weight just like shitney spears, lol i mean, her "hot" body ( IMO its NOT hot, ive seen better looking chicks at the fucking mexican diner by the beach {im in south FL} )for goodness sakes! get over this maga overrated chick, shes rude, racist, fugly and ONE shitTACULAR "actress". oh yeah, and herpes. gross. wonder if the "brown" bastard will get the herp like its "dont call me latina!" mother....
Jessica Alba did this to herself with her lack of brains and loads of stupidity. This backlash comes from all sides and it originated with her stupid shallow comments on many interviews that obviously offended, enraged or confused many people.
lol brown baby! i thought she wasnt ethnic? or latina? lol shes a walking contridiction. ive never liked this bitch, shes just a stupid mexican who thinks shes a white girl. im puerto rican and PROUD! and my ass is nicer than hers, knocked up or not.
i wish shed fall of the face of the earth, her and her brown baby lol
i hope she pushes out a still born and slits her bloated wrists.
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