Jessica Alba @ Golden Globes....aaarrgghhhwwoooo!!!!!!!!



Geez!!!....such hotness contained in a package like that!??! OH BABY!!!!!!!

You know we couldn't go posting all these pics from the Golden Globes and not post any of Ms. Alba, right?!?!?

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Anyone else notice Matthew Broderick in the background of the first photo? Where the hell is SJP?

Friday, January 20th, 2006 @ 12:22am
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he's straight up glued to J. Alba's ass.

Don't blame him.

Friday, January 20th, 2006 @ 12:44am
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eish! wena...u're right, he's checking out the booty..

Friday, January 20th, 2006 @ 12:55am
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he definitly is

i wonder what he is thinking at that moment..

Friday, January 20th, 2006 @ 5:18am
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i think he just came in his pants...

Friday, January 20th, 2006 @ 9:20am
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I saw that, too! LOL! He's totally checking her out, and I don't blame him, she looks like a goddess! Totall classy and gorgeous........ MUCH better than Sarah Jessica Parker........ who, in my opinion, looks like a witch with her long, pointy nose and weird face mole.

Friday, January 20th, 2006 @ 10:54am
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i wish i found her as gorgeous & hot as most people do...i just dont & it isnt from lack of trying....
her face has a dopey look to it that i just cant get over. her body is totally hot, but her face doesnt really move me at all.

Friday, January 20th, 2006 @ 12:09pm
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Doesn't it seem Jessica's head keeps on getting bigger?!

Friday, January 20th, 2006 @ 1:33pm
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her head is quite big and long

Friday, January 20th, 2006 @ 3:24pm
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Overrated, and definatley not "the most beautiful girl on earth." She is cute, but definatley not top 100 most beautiful people! How can the moderator bash Mariah, and favor Jessica...ugh disgusting! Obviously doesn't know real talent!

Friday, January 20th, 2006 @ 5:22pm
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Jessica is very beautiful, and I don't see how anyone can find a thing wrong with her.

Friday, January 20th, 2006 @ 5:44pm
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She is gorgeous, some of you women are so freakin jealous of jessica Alba you cannot see straight. The girl is perfect in face and body. Sorry, but she hit the genetic lottery. Get over it. Now Paris Hilton on the other hand, I can see how a lot of women, and men too do not find her attractive. I doubt it is out of jealousy, except for PH's money, it is surely not Paris's *looks.* I have never even remotely found her attrative, what is wrong with her nose? But Jessica Alba, she is a natural beauty.

Saturday, January 21st, 2006 @ 11:53am
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He's thinking, I've never had brunette bones before......

Saturday, January 21st, 2006 @ 4:52pm
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And you think that Sarah J.P. is a natural blonde? Sure, just like Lizzie Grubman.

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006 @ 7:46pm
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I guess blondes dont have all the fun after all.

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006 @ 8:26pm
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Simple, natural...Jessica Alba is one of the most beautiful women on earth (probably THE most beautiful one)....no doubt!

Friday, January 20th, 2006 @ 10:54am
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jessica alba is gorgeous. she never fails to amaze me.

Friday, January 20th, 2006 @ 3:55pm
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