She has a lazy eye.

Picture 6, right eye.

She is a beautiful woman.

yep she's gorgeous.

Her right or your right?

goddamn it i hate this chick

i think its our right, her left.

not the best pictures of her...but shes still hot

Yeah that last picture of her is pretty rough. But the rest look niice.

is that a big zit with cover-up on it in pic 3? it must be, I don't see it in any of the other shots......

meh, her eyebrows are weird

Her hair is morning-after prom-nite hair. Loves it!

shes soooooo overrated. There's hotter chicks at the mall.

she's not the sexiest woman, or even the prettiest, but she does have the best body.

totally overrated, but she has her moments. On her worst day she is way hotter than me, so I can't say anything.

great "come hither and fuck me hair". right on, Mo.

she looks hot in these pics

At least she makes Paris Hitlon look like shit, not that that is such a hard thing to do.

She always fucking looks hot!!! i dont get how people can say she is not hot. She's got the PERFECT body and some SEXY ass lips, a perfect nose, and some beautiful doey eyes, with a perfect tan, Hair. oH and I wish more girl had eyebrows like hers!!! She would look good wearing a black plastic bag. Someone CLONE this bitch

Well, someone is obsesssed.

:cough:redrum:cough:

Sorry, there was a stalker stuck in my throat.

"And though the arches of her eyebrows don’t line up exactly with the edge of her iris like good eyebrows do, they still frame her face nicely."
you know a chick is hot when it comes down to that.

I'm surprised no one has commented on how skinny she is. In the last few pictures her body looks like Miss Richie's.

I still mantain that yes, she is a very pretty young lady. but sexy sexy? no way

Very pretty, but crap pics. Number 6 is so awkward. She looks like Bugs Bunny.

John and Blahza-- i couldnt agree MORE, and Pumpkin Head and Kat? SAME!!!! not the sexiest by FAR

Collagen...upper lip.......collagen....yep, definitely collagen......

im a girl, and i must admit i have a little crush on Scarlett johansen!!! eww can you believe she went out with bill muray???? ( johansenn, not alba :) )

YourJustJEALOUS do you know what's EWWWW, that your a lesbian. Know that's a million ewwws. Know stop licking that nasty grass before you get a mouth infection and stankin breath. I hate gay bitches they lick grass and they look nasty. And there breath smells like fish and so do they because they eat it all the time.

In picture one it looks like her ear lope connect to her face. I hope not because I know people like that and it looks pretty nasty.

...Ashley needs to take her prozac like a million times over with a fifth of SoCo.

Do us a favor. Even your rant is bad. Puhleeezeeee.......

Just stick your face in your pillow and breathe.....better yet, jump in front of the short bus you just jumped out of....

I'm sure it won't stop for you.

Jessica Alba rocks...but her upper lip sure did get bigger....sort of like the hemmoroid hanging out of Ashley's mouth.

ur all fuckin losers get a life

im no "lezbo", ASHLEYi just happen to think that carmen electra is hot. got a problem? i have a boyfriend who i have been with for four years, and so what, i cant think girls are pretty and sexy? look above, at the girl posts, they think shes a cutie too!!!
and, AB LIbby, THANK YOU!!!! i think ASHLEY is just hiding in the closet.....

No problem YJJ - you should join our Bastardly Society - we rock there....it's all in good fun.

As a closing note (maybe):

John: You need to take your own advice. That saying is way beyond cliche, now.

Ashley: You, dear, need to put your fucking face in a meat grinder - then look in the mirror to admire how much better you look. Your beyon lame - you have the intelligence of an Apalachian Mountain pig hooker.

Maybe then you'll get some security. Nut twit.

JA is slightly pretty I'd say, definitely not the prettiest, her big rubber lips look awful and one of her eyes look weird, perhaps the muscles beneath that eye are paralyzed cos it seems like that eye can't smile. I guess people have different tastes.

She has a mighty fine body though. Well nice! That's pretty much the only thing that's nice about her. Maybe in future pictures, they should only take shots of her body and leave her face out.

AB Libby i hate her so much that
my mind gets all twisted
and all that i can come up with is cliches
I will continue

Poor bud, John...........I meant MEL in my one comment, der....what the hell...I'm cracking...slowly under the pressure of being the biggest insult bitch on this forum...that makes sense anyway.....haha.

Peace, man.

no problem,
i am getting predictable with alba
i just hate her so much
i should lay off for a while
absence makes the heart grow blacker

THANK YOU, AB LIBBY!!! guess what? this is AMERICA, where, gay, straight, whatever, ACCEPT IT. i, on the other hand, have a man ( 4 years, yay!!-- oh, and ASHLEY? no its not a "butch girl" its actually a very handsome man), but so what if i think girls are sexy??? whats wrong with that? im comfortable in my own sexuality to say that.
STRICTLY DICKLY!!!! ;)
LOVE YOU AB LIBBY AND MOELICIOUS!!!
oh, right as for alba, shes alright, but shes no angellina jolie!

.........wait, I'm going to go simple............

Jessica Alba is great - by far NOOOooo stretch to Angelina Jolie. Yumeehhhh. She's a little quirky - and a bit Hollywood for me, but sweet - and her role in Sin City was great....(opinion). I just tend to admire the works of stars that don't need Hollywood as a base foundation to MAKE or BREAK their careers.

Like Ashley's FACE - if she were ever to step up to the plate in REAL life, instead of this virtual one. I'd give you the smack down so hard, you'd be running back to school in your barefeet and no teeth.

Word, mo fo.

LIBBY-- how do subscribe? again, good one on the alba bashing!!!!

"Like Ashley’s FACE - if she were ever to step up to the plate in REAL life, instead of this virtual one. I’d give you the smack down so hard, you’d be running back to school in your barefeet and no teeth.

Word, mo fo."

Eh? What? Huh? What's that supposed to mean? Parlez vous Anglaise? Speak English?

What's mo fo? I'm sorry to be nit picking, but I hate being confused.

Ashley's so dumb with the lesbian comments! Obviously her boyfriend's never given her oral! You're so deprived!

Not to be nit picky....but AB Libby is short for "Acid Burn Libby" from Ange J.'s role in "Hackers"..........So why Phred? Is that "Ph" like a the "ph" in ephedrine? Or Phd? OR paraPHrase? I was paraphrasing in "slang".

Paraphrase....look it up....no, better yet, I shall do it for you....maybe you'll come out a little less confused:

PARAPHRASE: (as personally defined for PHred)

Etymology: Middle French, from Latin paraphrasis, from Greek, from paraphrazein to paraphrase, from para- + phrazein to point out

1 : a restatement of a text, passage, or work giving the meaning in another form
2 : the use or process of paraphrasing in studying or teaching composition

And for your further bastardly educational pleasure:

SLANG:

Etymology: origin unknown

1 : language peculiar to a particular group: as a : ARGOT b : JARGON 2
2 : an informal nonstandard vocabulary composed typically of coinages, arbitrarily changed words, and extravagant, forced, or facetious figures of speech
- slang adjective
- slang·i·ly /'sla[ng]-&-lE/ adverb
- slang·i·ness /'sla[ng]-E-n&s/ noun
- slangy /'sla[ng]-E/ adjective

If you hate being confused, don't be. I hope I wasn't being TOO nit picky. My bad.

Learn it. Live it. Love it. Or you'll never survive here. Seriously.

Er... yes... I know what paraphrasing meant, no need to patronise! What's "word mo fo" supposed to mean? Obviously you didn't understand my question, but you didn't need to sound so butch about it.

thanks, LIBBY!!! you rock!!!! and so does PHRED, i LOVED his comments AND YOURS!!!!!! PS THANKS FOR THRE TIP..... :)
LUV YOU LIBBY, PHRED, AND OF COURSE.....MOELICIOUS!!!!!!
xxxxo
ME!!!

AB LIBBY you totally rock!!!!

PS Libby, check this out -- have you ever watched VH1's Flavor of Love??? PLEASE check this out, and all others!!!
its soooo funny!!!!!
here--

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okhl_fOHUpI&eurl=

i dont know if you can click on it or just cut and paste, but oh man, if you want to start your day/night.afternoon/whatever with a good hearty laugh!!!!!

hey wheres JuiperHottie;) ????? she is so cool too, Libby, youd love her--- oh yes once again, good one on the ashley diatribe!!!!! barefoot and toothless!!!! i love it!!!!
XXOO
ME!

I dunno Phred........as you may know "mo fo" is a phrase I use in the back Society FORUM :P

Mo fo = mother fucker.

Ebonics, my friend. Pure, unadulterated ebonics.

And they wanted to pass a bill to teach it as a secondary language in the Oakland CA. school system.

LIBBY AND PHRED AND MCRACKEN, GOOD LORD DO I LOVE YOU ALL!!! :)
XO!

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NO MURE OF THIS FAT SKANK!!!! COULDNT ACT HER FUCKIN WAY OUTTA A GARBAGE CAN!!!!!!!
SHES A FUCKING CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT WHO SAYS SHES SICK OF BEING SEXY WHILE SHE DIGS FOR DINGLEBERRIES AS HER ENTIRE FLABBY CELLULITE-RIDDEN ASS SHOWS FOR SOME PAPARAZZI. GOOD GIRL, NICE TO SEE THAT YOU STICK WITH YOUR TRU SELF. UGLY, FAT, SLUTTY (AND NOT THE GOOD WAY! ), FAKE AND LETS NOT FORGET SKEEZEBAG WHO FUCKS EVERYTHING THAT WALKS. SEX ON LEGS? YEAH, I GUESS IF YOU WANT HIV

MY NEW LIST
1) YOURJUSTJEALOUS THAT CHICK SOUNDS DAMN FINE!!
2)ROSALYN SANCHEZ
3) BRITANY SNOW
4) CARMEN ELECTRA
5)PAULINA PORZIKOVA
6) LISA GASTINAU
7) BRITANY GASTINAU
8) JESSICA BIEL
9) SCARLETT JOHANSENN
10) HALLE BERRY

Dear jeezus.

Jessica Alba is a really beautiful woman.. Can i just say that i am not a lesbian but she is fucking amazing.. and i would'nt mind looking like that!! cya around xx becky xx

Great body, great face, no talent.

she's pretty, but why is everyone so obsessed with the way she looks, i wonder if she's a nice girl?...whats she like in real person?...i suppose who fucking cares right.

ugh, ashley will NEVER return, Libby!!!! (giggling) shes so stupid, and yeah, um...what the FUCK is up with the vito dude???? i agree, i like how he rips on alba ( tross) heehee, but um, whats up with the fucking LIST??????? ok, so, LIbby :) whats up? im still waiting for ash-hole to comment on this as well!!!!
Libby, you fucking ROCK!!! as well as PHRED, and of course, MOELICIOUS AND MCCRACKEN!!!

YOU ARE THE SEXIEST YJJ!!!! JUST BY YOUR ATTITUDE AND THE POST YOU LEFT ON THE SHITSTEN BASTARDLY ONE ABOUT DEEP THROATING
NOW I NEED TO GO SQUEEZE ONE.....YJJ!, YOU COULD BE A TROLL FOR ALL I CARE ID SUCK YOUR TIGHT LITTLE ASSHOLE LIKE I WAS TAKING A BONG RIP

ummmmmm............

IM A DIRTY MUTHERFUCKER. REALLY I AM. DIRTY ENUF TO JERK OFF TO JEALOUS'S POSTS AND BE OBSESSED ENUF TO WANT TO SKULL FUCK HER UNTIL I SPOOGE WHEREVER SHE WANTS IT. OH FUCK I FORGOT THIS IS A POST WHERE IM FAMOUS FOR RIPPING ON SLOBBA! OKAY HERE GOES! SLOBBA'S A NASTY VD FILLED STENCH PILE WITH SEWAGE PEPPERED ON IT FOR EXTRA NASTYNESS AND FOR FUCKS SAKE I WISH SOMEONE WOULD JUST GRAB HER BY HER BIG UGLY MOLE AND HANG HER BY IT ON A MEAT HOOK. THAT WOULD BE GREAT, THEN ID HAVE A BIG PARTY AT MY PLACE WITH FREE FOOD AND CHRONIC AND XTC AND ALL THE BASTARDLY PPLE ARE INVITED TO WATCH ME PILE DRIVE JEALOUS.

vito i am so there

aaaahh THERES ashley!!!! what a stupid fucking bigot. AB LIBBY good rant on the little asshole!!! and YYJ!, dont pay any mind to her, shes just stuck in the closet. hey, the most bigoted ones usually ARE!!!!!

@51, YYJ! here i am!!! ive been in corsica and greece, i had a fucking BLAST!!!
ew whos this stank cunt ashley? i like girls too, you little twat, but i also like boys too and why the fuck am i explaining this to you ashley? im here to laugh at all these awesome comments about albatross and vitos so fucking hysterical!!!! vito i want to go to your party!!!! i love weed and i also love YYJ!, so we'll all have an awesome time!!! (laughing SO hard) vito, i love you your mad cool
albatross is just a waste of space, and you are so right her feet are huge!!! HA ha! big nasty pussy!!!! i bet it is!!!! shes fucked everyone in the world for goodness sake!!!!

That dumb psycho bitch Ashley isn't coming back she's an idiot with multiple personalitys. I've seen her on other sites and she's a complete dumb nutcase. They shouldn't let people in mental hospitals have access to the internet.

wow, someone airbrushed the mexican's pictures in an attempt to make her think she was hot. fucking nasty stuck up bitch, get ur shit scented cunt away from us all!

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ok, I take it back, it's a mole

Moooooooooole

MOLE!

Moley moley moley

(don't say mole)

Mole!

Oh ya, and Jessica Alba is fine.

I totally agree with you RedRum. I would bang Jessica Alba in a second. And though the arches of her eyebrows don't line up exactly with the edge of her iris like good eyebrows do, they still frame her face nicely. And she might not be the HOTTEST chick out there, but Jessica Alba has this unique aura that just makes her irresistible.

um...ur prolly right...life....yah.............now how did you find this Bastardly Forum?

Oh and she has nice teeth.

"#42 YourJustJEALOUS!

LIBBY– how do subscribe? again, good one on the alba bashing!!!!"

Upper right hand corner of page...under Bastardly Crew...............

...ya know.......I've been sittin' on the forum can waiting for Ashley to comment, so I can wipe my ass dry with her again.

Damn.

what makes me laugh is you guys are arguing over this girl....you don't know her or you'll never meet her...you don't know what she is like in real person...all you can say is omg!she is so hot....it is a bit sickning!...

Phred

Ashley’s so dumb with the lesbian comments! Obviously her boyfriend’s never given her oral! You’re so deprived!
honey, i think she just plain needs an enema with a fucking hoover.

I still can't believe Scarlett Johansen came in 1st before Ange Jolie.

It's a sham I tell ya, a fake, a farss....... :P