Jennifer Love Hewitt's Hanes Saga Resumes...
Friday, July 29th, 2005 late in the morning while chugging coffee
I'm still anxiously awaiting for her to push the Hanes line of skimpy G-strings (excuse the redundancy)!! Let's hope the designers at Hanes pull through w/ this request. The designers must realize that JLH is not your average hottie & in trying to make her look average is a lost cause within itself. All I know is that JLH made a bad & presumably desperate career move by signing up w/ Hanes.
If her wish was to splatter her bod all over middle-class America, then Victoria Secrets would've been a better option. As we know, bastard agents can be so convincing sometimes! They don't hesitate, for even a second, to jump on lame opportunities & worst of all, they manage to do majority of their convincing while their client is drunk or high. Damn them.
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- Bastardly Breaking News! Jennifer Love Hewitt buys magazines!
- Jennifer Love Hewitt & Ross McCall @ 2008 Oscars Party
Does she have to be wearing granny panties ??? Like she wears them that big in real life !!
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Hey she's a soccer mom!
I am sorry, she is just an ugly girl to me...her face looks like a tranny or a horse. She is only about nice tits & i guess to some people that's enough & I think then to others that's all that matters.
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Buuurrrruuuummmmsssskkkkiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I might be the odd ball out but she looks hot i love the Hanes ads she has :)
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I DIDNT EVEN KNOW SHE WAS WITH HANES!!!
BEAUTIFUL!!!
PROUD TO SAY I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A JLH SUPPORTER AND WILL CONTINUE BEING!!!
HOORAY FOR GEEKS!!!
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She is a serious bow wow - she has the ugliest horse face I have ever seen. I don't know how anyone would not see this.
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