Jennifer Love Hewitt & The Playboy Trump Card
Monday, January 23rd, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Everyone in the industry knows that if everything's failing from a career standpoint (JLH- Check) & there are millions of horny guys who are dying to see your naked bod ((JLH- Double Check), then using the Playboy Trump Card (given once per lifetime to hot women w/ limited Hollywood potential) is an obvious option!!
W/ that in hand, there's plenty of scandalous speculation involving Jennifer Love Hewitt & her naked bod being plastered all over an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine. Since all this is coming straight from the bullshitting masters @ Star Magazine, don't jump to conclusions & start thinking about scheduling a JLH-Wankathon Day all too soon. [Bastardly Prayer: Please God, turn this speculation into reality. Amen]
Before I close, let's make a small prayer that J. Alba's career falls apart (soon, while she's in her God damn prime!!) & she will need to use the Playboy Trump Card, as well. Amen.













That'd be an awful move for her... not that she's against doing something that's career suicide.
She has some seriously floppy breasts- showing her granny breasts hanging down to her knees would trash any fantasies people have about her, and damage what little pull she has.
Well, aside from her considerable vocal and acting skills, of course.
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her legs are fat
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I just don't know. I think maybe 5-6 years ago during the I know what u did last summer days, people would have been more intrested. She's aged, and not that she's not attractive, but she's for sure lost some appeal.
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this woman is a total babe, through and through, now and forever.
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yeah i agree on the stripper heels!! and does anyone else think her feet look way too small for her body?! how does this girl balance?
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You know what??? I am a big Family Guy geek, and everytime I see posts on Jennifer Love-Hewitt, it makes me think of the one scene where the eskimo boy is about to ship off to Hollywood on a piece of ice, and he tells his village that someday they will hear of the famous eskimo actor, Jennifer Love-Hewitt............. lol!
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She looked better about 5 years ago.
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She is so gorgeous! I would bang her like a screen door during a hurricane. Her titts are great n shes mad sexy in an inocent way... shes not even fuckin 30 so i duno what yall are trippn on.
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As an earnest fan who has followed her career with the zeal of John Goodman at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet, I know it is the right move for her to make. Floppy breasts or no, she needs to show them to revitalize her career. Otherwise she'll be stuck doing Garfield 2 or something...oh wait, she already is. Maybe it's too late.
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I am all for it - I have een waiting to see those large boobs for years now!!!! Hopefully she shows us some pu_sy as well, make it worth the time. She'll have half of the american men jacking off at the same time - talk about power!!!!!
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Hell yeah, she is hot!!! You know you has that pussy shaved clean for a good clean plate to eat from!!! I bet she suck cock like a pro, look at that naughty grin on her - she's probably a nympho behind the scenes fucking every cock she can get her hands on. I'd do her in a second, and cum all over those huge juggs!
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Floppy breasts, swollen feet, clear heels...who the hell cares! It's Hewitt and she'd be naked. End of story. Wank off and get over it!!
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She's looked like crap lately, she needs to do something before it all comes crashing down. I was watchin Party of Five Reruns, and she was cute even with less makeup. Now she glops it on, fucks up her hair (c'mon pick a color and not black), and wears shit that hippies threw out. Sadly, this picture is her best lately...seriously. Time for the obligatory nude pictures of me boost or time to fade away until someone does a where are they now show about you.
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[...] Oh can’t we just remember the good ol’ days of Jennifer Love Hewitt where she’d cocktease us with those puppies. Before the days of the Darth Vader haircut, the Sound of Music dress, and Emmy & Jezebel Magazine. Let us reminisce of those goodies and keep the faith that one day Ms. Love Hewitt will indeed cash in her Playboy Trump Card. [...]
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All you perverts keep dreaming.
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[...] Ever since being killed off on the O.C. (thank God—1 down & the rest of the cast to go), Mischa has been cruising the night clubs, partying w/ the yuppies & probably sleeping around w/ well-networked individuals in the industry. In order to sustain this type of (promiscuous) lifestyle, Mischa will need to get on the ball & land some quality roles in the BEGINNING of her impending acting career. If she bombs @ the beginning, then, naturally, she’ll need to get implants & use her Playboy Trump Card in an attempt to walk a far juicier path to fame & riches. [...]
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Hell yeah she's so hot! Will allways be!I have a woody right now and fixin to give a good rub on her behalf. I'd wank for a month straight if sh'e show tits and pussy. For a week if she just shows arse!
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I have positive proof that jenifer Love Hewitt is a lesbian. Her and I have had numerous lesbian affairs together and I feel it is time the world know the real truth about Jenifer, My lesbian lover
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I am going to post numerous photo`s of Jenifer and I making lesbian love. These photo`s will show Jenifer`s face buried in my Vagina, and Her and I having incredible orgasms, like No man could ever give either of us....I love you my darling Jenifer, now and always ..Your Abigail
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Grazi panele ir tiek!:)*
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Playboy is the zen master of the airbrushed photo shoot. No matter what tiny flaw she may have, they will fix it and I will be forever grateful. She is so hot and I hate to see her reduced to crap like the ghost whisperer.
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WTF is up with the clear heels? Does anyone here listen to Chris Rock's standup??? Clear heels are required stripper apparel, so she should have NO problem posing naked for PlayBoy...............
PS - She needs to drink more water, take diuretics, or not stand for so long, because her poor feet look SWOLLEN!
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