Jennifer Love Hewitt & The Darth Vader Haircut @ 2006 Oscars



At 2:30AM in the morning, you'll find humor in the oddest things...

Please excuse the corny Darth Vader quotes. I grabbed them from random geeksites across the net...

If Dark Helmet wasn't a match, then we gotta go to the real thing, baby...

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Great body, ugly haircut. Seems to be a theme these days.

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006 @ 11:56am
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Mom hair. Ha ha.

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006 @ 2:43pm
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Love, by herself, could shave her head and wear a potato sack, but still look fabulous. However, that DORK that she is with, really does make her look bad!

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006 @ 3:07pm
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Hef really needs to sweeten up his deal in order to rescue JLH from MILFville...

we're losing her, god damn it!

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006 @ 3:17pm
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She is starting to remind me of Jamie Lee Curtis.

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006 @ 5:16pm
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What is with the June Cleaver haircut. Doesn't she need to accessorize with a pearl necklace and a vaccuum cleaner?

Why are you calling her a MILF. I don't think she is a mom is she?

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006 @ 5:41pm
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She's still hot..Dorky hair and all !!!! :D

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006 @ 9:02pm
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That has got to be a wig. In fact, she seems to always be wearing a wig. Maybe she's really bald.

Sunday, March 12th, 2006 @ 3:04pm
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That's no Darth Vader cut.

It's just damn bad.

Friday, March 24th, 2006 @ 2:49am
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I know I'm a little late in the game here, but hello people, can you see her hairline, at all? thats a wig.
Fierce girl, I like that you get to change it all the time, from like, short and bad to long and bad, but can we see something a little different with the color?
Get back to me

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 11:04pm
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[...] Oh can’t we just remember the good ol’ days of Jennifer Love Hewitt where she’d cocktease us with those puppies. Before the days of the Darth Vader haircut, the Sound of Music dress, and Emmy & Jezebel Magazine. Let us reminisce of those goodies and keep the faith that one day Ms. Love Hewitt will indeed cash in her Playboy Trump Card. [...]

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 12:20am
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even with severe helmet head..... still so damn foxy.

Monday, February 26th, 2007 @ 2:18pm
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JENNIFER IS FUCKING UGLY. JENNIFER IS FUCKING FUGLY.

Monday, November 10th, 2008 @ 2:38am
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