Jennifer Love Hewitt & The Darth Vader Haircut @ 2006 Oscars
Tuesday, March 7th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

At 2:30AM in the morning, you'll find humor in the oddest things...
Please excuse the corny Darth Vader quotes. I grabbed them from random geeksites across the net...
If Dark Helmet wasn't a match, then we gotta go to the real thing, baby...
Related in a Bastardly way:
- Jennifer Love Hewitt @ 2007 Oscars - Winner of Bastardly Juiciest Boobies Award
- Jennifer Love Hewitt & Ross McCall @ 2008 Oscars Party
- Sasha Cohen - I guess was invited to Academy Awards 2006
- The Bastardly Midnight Snack - Jennifer Love Hewitt's Cleavage circa. '97-'01 Flashback
- Jennifer Love Hewitt's Hanes Saga Resumes...












Great body, ugly haircut. Seems to be a theme these days.
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Mom hair. Ha ha.
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Love, by herself, could shave her head and wear a potato sack, but still look fabulous. However, that DORK that she is with, really does make her look bad!
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Hef really needs to sweeten up his deal in order to rescue JLH from MILFville...
we're losing her, god damn it!
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She is starting to remind me of Jamie Lee Curtis.
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What is with the June Cleaver haircut. Doesn't she need to accessorize with a pearl necklace and a vaccuum cleaner?
Why are you calling her a MILF. I don't think she is a mom is she?
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She's still hot..Dorky hair and all !!!! :D
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That has got to be a wig. In fact, she seems to always be wearing a wig. Maybe she's really bald.
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That's no Darth Vader cut.
It's just damn bad.
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I know I'm a little late in the game here, but hello people, can you see her hairline, at all? thats a wig.
Fierce girl, I like that you get to change it all the time, from like, short and bad to long and bad, but can we see something a little different with the color?
Get back to me
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[...] Oh can’t we just remember the good ol’ days of Jennifer Love Hewitt where she’d cocktease us with those puppies. Before the days of the Darth Vader haircut, the Sound of Music dress, and Emmy & Jezebel Magazine. Let us reminisce of those goodies and keep the faith that one day Ms. Love Hewitt will indeed cash in her Playboy Trump Card. [...]
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even with severe helmet head..... still so damn foxy.
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JENNIFER IS FUCKING UGLY. JENNIFER IS FUCKING FUGLY.
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