Jennifer Hawkins Launches Lovables Lingerie; Shows Katie Price What's Up!
Saturday, March 8th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

You have to admit, this is about 3000x better than Katie Price's recent marketing campaign w/ her herd of pasty English Elephants (here, here & here). Don't look @ all three links @ the same time or you'll screw up your entire weekend.












I vote for the babe in the middle because she had the decency to cover up her flat ass.
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fuckin gorgeous legs(hawk...)
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Jordan's girls have prettier faces. Mine are just exposing themselves.
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nice ass on C though I didn't vote for her
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Jennifer Hawkins is such a babe. She makes me horny. Altough, I was under the impression she had much bigger boobs...
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A and D have so nice legs... the thoughts of the velvet skin gives me shivers...
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poor b has cankles... :(
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i like A and E.
D has a bad acne problem
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fine i'll vote for A because she has gorgeous legs
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C - by several fucking miles. The one the left as well, but only with beer goggles on.
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C only looks good cos she's covered up and has her hair down and all done up - Jennifer actually has tiny/flat boobs without any push up bra on!
D's legs look the nicest here bc they are tanned and lean (not manly and muscly like jen's)
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all these girls are wearing padded bras...none of them have boobs, so i say none!!
C is a dude
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C - is Jennifer
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Hawkins should have just worn the same as her models
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i wanna bang C... badly...
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they all look the same, not one stands out
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Jennifer is so hot. I saw her on W e a l t h yR o m a n c e. c o m last week. What happened to her love?
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