Jay Leno Is A Horny Bastard
Sunday, July 10th, 2005 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex
I don't blame him. I think I would jump all of Jessica Alba, so Jay's showing a lot of composure.
But that doesn't mean he's not a dirty, scandalous man. The guy stares down guest boobies every night of the week & it's shocking to me that no one has ever gotten pissed on air. It's safe to say that Jay Leno uses his power to take a few of his hotter guests for a ride on his own little Harley. Damn him.
According to his onetime girlfriend sandra bernhard Jay has an enormous cock like 11+.
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Len... I think you need to go watch "Honey" to gain some appreciation for Jessica Alba as an actress and as a human being. It is a truly inspiring story, and she shines brighter than the sun.
In related news... she's got a great ass and a delicious rack.
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While the story in Honey could be considered "inspiring" it is just that...a story. She danced very well in that film....but so do most strippers. The movie Honey no more motivates me to appreciate her as an intelligent human being as watching The Simple Life motivates me to consider Paris witty and charming!!
In the meantime if you find stories of the human spirit overcoming insurmountable obstacles inspiring then try something like Hotel Rawanda or Schindler's List.
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There's not that many guys out there that really give a shit about what J. Alba has to say about anything----ok, ok, maybe if she was talking about sex or having sex or something in that realm, then I think the guys would be interested, but 98% of the time, they're more interested in J's 'other' assets.
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Honestly, she never really struck me the few times I spotted her on TV, although I never really watched the seemingly idiotic show she was on. But I'm startin' to appreciate her looks more and more... thanks guys for the heads up on this broad.
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Your wrong about his never being called on looking at a guest boobs. Jamie Lee Curtis called him on it in a big way. I've been looking but cannot find anything on the internet about it. It's got to be out there though! I saw it when it happend.
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I'm with Len on this one. Girl is stupid.
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Jessica is very attractive however I've seen her do multiple interviews and she's about as dimly lit as Paris...sorry dude I just can't get past that when I see her now.
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Len,
You are a moron. I was being sarcastic. Eat a dick.
-Mark
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Brothersam, I agree she is fairly non-fugly but wish she would ditch those non-human hair colors and other tones things going on there-- they look dumb.
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No thanks Marky Mark, I'm a vegetarian:)
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lmao @ Marky Mark!!!! now that's sarcastic! God bless the bastardly! lol
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