Is Playboy Smoking Crack? Coco in March, 2008 Issue!



A few things could've happened make this happen...

1. Hef lost a bet to Ice-T

2. Coco gave Hef a crazy time during one of his parties

3. Ice-T convinced Hef to do the layout @ gunpoint

4. Hef's vision is failing him due to old age

5. Hef's tastes have died of old age

6. What else...?

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33 Scandalous Comments

no wai coco the tranny?

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 3:03pm

bad bad bad

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 3:03pm

Coco is sexy but she's definitely not the playboy type with that huge ass of hers.

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 3:04pm

I'm not fussed about playboy, but even I can hear the sound of the bottom of a barrel being scraped....

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 3:06pm

When the fires were burning in California, I remember seeing satellite photos of the smoke and I couldn't believe it.

Maybe they were blow off smoke from Coco's photo airbrushing instead.

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 3:07pm

I would check out her playboy pics just from a curiosity standpoint.

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 3:14pm

no

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 3:24pm

Playboy is great if you like bleached blondes with big fake boobs and pics that are airbrushed as hell. Penthouse has hotter more natural women.

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 3:26pm

Hugh Hefner will throw that playboy bunny on anything just to make a buck. Whore!

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 3:30pm

I'm also really tired of his three idiot girlfriends. They are so annoying and not even that hot. But if Hugh can get Lindsay Lohan to get naked for his mag, that would be cool. Just airbrush the freckles out.

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 3:38pm

Do you know how hard it is to give an 82 year old geezer a hard on? Think of all the tits and ass he has seen and felt in the last 70 odd years. It's only natural that he would need something extreme to look at, and Coco definitely fits that description. She is feminity on steroids. Everything is outsized, all the better to appeal to Hef's fading senses. Also, now that Holly is taking a more central presence is the day to day machinations of the mag, she's going to want girls that either: a) are older and nastier than her, thus making her look better and b) are just as fake and nasty as she is. Besides, is there anyone under the age of 50 who still buys Playboy in order to get off? All you have to do is search the web for five minutes and you'll find fifty girls who are hotter than anything Playboy has had between the pages in the last twenty years. Playboy is irrelevant. The girls in playboy are the highest class of prostitute, and the mag is more of a calling card to all the athletes and actors and doctors and lawyers and quasi-criminal businessmen who are looking for their next purchase.

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 3:56pm

Is there a spread large enough though?

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 4:16pm

Eli, I can totally see where you're coming from...

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 4:19pm

They should make her spread a pop up of her butt- that would be too great.

I think she's pretty hot. I don't get why she walks around with camel toe all the time, but maybe Ice T has a camel toe fetish.

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 4:27pm

looks WAY better photoshopped than WhoreRaat.

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 4:59pm

wtf!!!!

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 5:16pm

I've seen the pics. Her boobs are huge and fake and I think she has ass implants as well. Oh, they also played up the whole camel toe thing too. I agree that Hef is too old to know what's going on anymore and Playboy has become very boring and dated. I heard he has to take a lot of Viagra these days.

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 5:36pm

She's the King Of Camel. Toe, that is. Ass looks like Vida Guerra after 3 kids. And just the thought of Ice T hitting that like a sack of potatoes....pass.

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 6:21pm

Ew!!

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 6:55pm

could be ok

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 7:04pm

11 said it all

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 7:06pm

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 7:26pm

ah the humanity

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 7:30pm

#11 - Eli: Well spoken.

I disagree with Phillip. I think Kim's photo shoot was nice, but definitely photoshopped. I don't know if Playboy can photoshop enough fat off of Coco to make her look good. She's gross and disgusting.

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 9:59pm

I'd have a piece of that ass. My dick would probably burn into ashes, in the process.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 2:13am

#11 I agree with you. Most girls who pose for Playboy go next to softcore porn (Sandee Westgate, Heather Carolin), trying their careers (Cindy Margolis) or just trying to get some attention (Kim Kardashian). Hefner has lost his touch.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 5:39am

#26 totally agree.

but thats not so bad is it?

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 6:06am

That's a big ass. Playboy is a weak magazine with 90% ads.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 9:41am

Oy Vei!!!!!!

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 1:22pm

Gonna pick that issue up.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 4:08pm

hef's daughter runs the show now. besides as soon as they let that lip pierced wrestling dy ke get in all bets were off nerd.

Friday, March 7th, 2008 @ 12:28am

HER ASS MUST DROP ELEPHANT SIZE LOADS

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 @ 9:16pm

Wow, a few posters here who clearly have very little idea what Playboy is all about. Quite an achievement when you consider how long it's been on the newstands!

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 6:09pm

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