Is Playboy Smoking Crack? Coco in March, 2008 Issue!
Posted on Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 3:00pm by Moelicious

A few things could've happened make this happen...
1. Hef lost a bet to Ice-T
2. Coco gave Hef a crazy time during one of his parties
3. Ice-T convinced Hef to do the layout @ gunpoint
4. Hef's vision is failing him due to old age
5. Hef's tastes have died of old age
6. What else...?
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no wai coco the tranny?
bad bad bad
Coco is sexy but she's definitely not the playboy type with that huge ass of hers.
I'm not fussed about playboy, but even I can hear the sound of the bottom of a barrel being scraped....
When the fires were burning in California, I remember seeing satellite photos of the smoke and I couldn't believe it.
Maybe they were blow off smoke from Coco's photo airbrushing instead.
I would check out her playboy pics just from a curiosity standpoint.
no
Playboy is great if you like bleached blondes with big fake boobs and pics that are airbrushed as hell. Penthouse has hotter more natural women.
Hugh Hefner will throw that playboy bunny on anything just to make a buck. Whore!
I'm also really tired of his three idiot girlfriends. They are so annoying and not even that hot. But if Hugh can get Lindsay Lohan to get naked for his mag, that would be cool. Just airbrush the freckles out.
Do you know how hard it is to give an 82 year old geezer a hard on? Think of all the tits and ass he has seen and felt in the last 70 odd years. It's only natural that he would need something extreme to look at, and Coco definitely fits that description. She is feminity on steroids. Everything is outsized, all the better to appeal to Hef's fading senses. Also, now that Holly is taking a more central presence is the day to day machinations of the mag, she's going to want girls that either: a) are older and nastier than her, thus making her look better and b) are just as fake and nasty as she is. Besides, is there anyone under the age of 50 who still buys Playboy in order to get off? All you have to do is search the web for five minutes and you'll find fifty girls who are hotter than anything Playboy has had between the pages in the last twenty years. Playboy is irrelevant. The girls in playboy are the highest class of prostitute, and the mag is more of a calling card to all the athletes and actors and doctors and lawyers and quasi-criminal businessmen who are looking for their next purchase.
Is there a spread large enough though?
Eli, I can totally see where you're coming from...
They should make her spread a pop up of her butt- that would be too great.
I think she's pretty hot. I don't get why she walks around with camel toe all the time, but maybe Ice T has a camel toe fetish.
looks WAY better photoshopped than WhoreRaat.
wtf!!!!
I've seen the pics. Her boobs are huge and fake and I think she has ass implants as well. Oh, they also played up the whole camel toe thing too. I agree that Hef is too old to know what's going on anymore and Playboy has become very boring and dated. I heard he has to take a lot of Viagra these days.
She's the King Of Camel. Toe, that is. Ass looks like Vida Guerra after 3 kids. And just the thought of Ice T hitting that like a sack of potatoes....pass.
Ew!!
could be ok
11 said it all
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
ah the humanity
#11 - Eli: Well spoken.
I disagree with Phillip. I think Kim's photo shoot was nice, but definitely photoshopped. I don't know if Playboy can photoshop enough fat off of Coco to make her look good. She's gross and disgusting.
I'd have a piece of that ass. My dick would probably burn into ashes, in the process.
#11 I agree with you. Most girls who pose for Playboy go next to softcore porn (Sandee Westgate, Heather Carolin), trying their careers (Cindy Margolis) or just trying to get some attention (Kim Kardashian). Hefner has lost his touch.
#26 totally agree.
but thats not so bad is it?
That's a big ass. Playboy is a weak magazine with 90% ads.
Oy Vei!!!!!!
Gonna pick that issue up.
hef's daughter runs the show now. besides as soon as they let that lip pierced wrestling dy ke get in all bets were off nerd.
HER ASS MUST DROP ELEPHANT SIZE LOADS
Wow, a few posters here who clearly have very little idea what Playboy is all about. Quite an achievement when you consider how long it's been on the newstands!
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