Is Joss Stoned On Crack Or Meth?
Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005 late in the morning while chugging coffee
It's an American thing. I'm promised to him and he's promised to me. Isn't that lovely? [Joss Stoned in response to receiving a lame promise ring that she apparently didn't really receive, contact music]
American thing? Has Joss, by chance, heard of Paris Hilton? She's also an American thing & the last thing I can see Paris doing is promising Male Paris that she'll not have sex with other dudes until they get hitched (assuming Female Paris can swindle her way into the Latsis family, that is).
I think Joss is simply lost in her own overrated world in which the only people who think she's hot are random, pedophiliac marketing execs @ GAP & dudes who dig girls who have a gross resemblance to Pink.
Ok-ok, I think I took it a little too far by bringing Pink into the mix. My apologies.
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Yeah, I complained the last time around, when a big deal was made about her getting cut by the Gap, but seriously, is this post even necessary? No pictures? No remotely interesting story? No valid points? Then why?
And if she is indeed overrated, who are all these people "rating" her? She's basically never on MTV, she's more popular overseas than she is here, and although she's got an incredibly gifted voice, she stays out of the limelight. So what the fuck? Who cares, man?
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Marky: preach on, bro!
Mo: Let it drop. She's not even worth the post.
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She is kinda hot.
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Hey, come on now! Can't a guy just be a mood to make fun of someone? Also, the promise ring story was callin' me out!
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