I'm Sienna Miller. I'm A Jude Law Penis Addict.
Monday, August 22nd, 2005 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Concerning Jude's Mr. Winky, Tammy writes:
Have you checked out the naked pic of Jude Law on Junk Feud today? He isn't packing ANYTHING! I find it hilarious. I have seen little smokies that are bigger then that and little smokies are well…LITTLE!
To answer Tammy's first Q: No.
Regardless of Jude's size, why are some women so insecure these days? Sienna needs to hit up a daytime talk show & get verbally abused by angry audience members for going back to Mr. Manwhore. Sienna, you dumb bitch, open your fucking eyes. The guy is sleeping w/ your kids' skanky nanny (a chubby, skanky nanny, mind you), so give us single guys a call!
Seriously...look at it! It is hilarious. All I know is that he must really know how to use it as the nanny said "he made my entire body tingle" or something like that. It sure as hell couldn't have anything to do with size! I don't care what anyone says...size DOES matter! I realize that it is not showing it's entire potential but I just don't think it could possibly have much potential no matter what. I think his hotness status went down to all time low after the nanny incident and now it's in the negative numbers after seeing his little smokie. If you don't believe me look for yourself! Click on Siennas face to see!
http://www.junk-feud.com/archives/exhibionists-belong-together/
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Don't forget ... His kids aren't her kids. He had those kids with his first wife, Sadie Frost.
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Seriously though. When was this pic taken? Is it right after he admitted to cheating on her or is it right after her talk show appearance and the guests tore her apart for going back to him. Either or she looks quite broken up!
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Oh yeah about that naked picture of Jude Law on Junk-feud.com that's not him. you can see the line of cut and paste. come on i have another pic that is very much jude law. He's packing a boner just being next to Sienna....who wouldn't..but yeah anyways that's a fake!!!.
P.S.- My friend looks like Jude Law and he's also a cheater....owell i guess it's the hottness. :( *CRIES* owell i'll just bang him and leave him.....hey if they can do it so the fuck can i!!!
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to Sienna/Sierra (wow awfully close in name):
That scrawny uncircumsized POS (piece of shit, for you lame-os) is nothing to cry about!! The only thing that should make you shed tears is the fact that you left his lame-ass sex tool (and I use the term "tool" loosely) intact so he could terrorize other unsuspecting women out there who have self-esteem/self-worth issues. Dr. Phil, have pity! Call Sienna and Sadie (and possibly even Sierra, here) and tell them to GET REAL!
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You got a great blog! I sure am coming back here. Thanks for the entertainment.
Dr. Fil
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Moe, From this day on I think your penis shaped arrows should be much more deformed, shorter and skinnier whenever referring to ANYTHING that has to do with Jude Law.
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Doc Fill here. Yes, Sienna needs help. WTF?!? But, she is just a dumb ass kid of 23. She is not mature enough to realize she should have told Mr. Vienna Sausage to hit the road back when the nanny thing was discovered. How much you wanna bet that he is already on the phone with the chunky nanny, trying to get together with her again?
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Was Sienna on a talk show? Whining about this? Which one? When? How pathetic!
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Did anyone else notice that his penis is UNCiRCUMCISED?!?!?!?!?!?
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I love Jude Law, so nothing too negative to say. Id fuck him for sure! He may have a nine inch tongue and be able to breath out of his ears.
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"sienna" is a Spanish/Italian WORD not a name. it means "brown"
She's Brown Miller. I hate her.
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you guys are way toooo funny - i love it
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Does it even matter if his penis is or is not circumcised? Not all men circumcise .. themselves :P
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I saw the same pic on the news on TV with it blotted out of course. Yes it really is Jude Law. If you think that is packing...you have no idea honey!
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jude has a tiny dick LOL
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