At least this time she didn't wear curtains to a party...cleavage is looking fine

I bet she doesn't even eat that cake. Shame.

who is the dork in the 3rd pict? what a lucky putz. he looks like a SKINNY jimmy glick

I'd give her some 'white' frosting to eat! Had to do it before someone else did!!

Sorry, the grammar nazi in me must spring out:

What's with the pointless quotes? I mean, "Happy Birthday Love" ?! Also, it's missing a comma. That caker-maker should be fired. Probably cost a thousand dollars, and she got a typo, and pointless quotes.

For shame.

Well - she looks like she's about to deep throat the cake in that second pic there.

God I wish I was a frosted strawberry on that cake right now.

I still don't get the bangs.

The bangs are to make her look more like a Hippy psychic. Because as we all know - psychics look like Hippies.

She secretly has a third eye, which is actually able to see through walls. So she hides it behind her hair, but it can still see everything.

As a fellow Texan, I'd love to officially entice her back to Texas by filling her asshole with chocolate syrup and cleaning it out with my hyperactive tongue, whilst plunging my fingers and thick German penis into her velvety love cavern. I'd then love to blast her pretty face with my Peter North sized load and take pictures to send to my grandmother.

She's a Texan?

Fuck.

After all that....your only question is if she's a Texan????

It was the only thing I was interested in.

Besides - Jennifer prefers to meet family before she sends them holiday snaps.

yes she's from TX

She is f-ken U-G-L-Y!!!! Ewe. Ewe. Ewe. Nice bangs.

In reference to comment 3, OMC: That is my friend Ross Mccall. He is a fantastic and respected English actor and the most down to earth person you could ever hope to meet.
When he comes back to his home town, he will gladly spend time with his friends and family without the fame attitude and is most certainly not a dork.
Good luck to him and Jennifer and we hope that he comes back to see us soon.
Your a sad bastard

[...] Okay, this is one of the cases where you just gotta give the bitch something to eat..goodness, it’s not bad enough that it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt not naked…but it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt not naked and looking pale and sickly too! Shit, someone feed her a slice of her birthday cake! [...]

Why is it that people are so overly critical of female celebrities. I think that women who write bad things have to be fat ugly shallow skanks that have to make themselves feel better by bashing a woman that is better looking and more successful than them. The men are probably the kind of moron who hasn't ever been with anything other than their hand, is fat, ugly, zit faced, out of shape, and sits at home with their computer dreaming about having a real life. Jennifer Love Hewitt is an attractive successful woman, all of the people who write bad things about her really must feel inadequate and unimportant. How about this when you are hailed as an actrative celebrity with lots of money fame and talent, then you can be critical of others. You Jackasses.

She can do whatever she wants with the hair on her head. I'll be playing Home Inspector checking to see if the carpet matches the curtains. Maybe I'll be lucky and there will be bare floors... top 5 beautiful natural breasts among those actresses who still prefer "home grown" over "store bought" melons.

Iam a married lady 47 yrs,and have to say Jennifer love hewitt is sooooo dam hot,Don't know about anyone else but Ilove her bikini pics, that young girl looks so tasty,Ilove that fleshy tail of hers.

I gotta tell ya that cake is looking fine let's do a bastardly match up with the cake and some women; i gotta tell ya i'd take that cake over hilary duff or paris hilton