I don't care if Tara Lipinski is bendy like Sasha Cohen
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Okay, before you all go Sandra Oh Hell No on me...I know this chick won the gold medal and she tours professioanly and blah blah blah....so obviously she's very good at what she does... but c'mon, speaking from a strictly Bastardly objectifying point of view, she's not visually appealing...just like the Williams sisters. I'd prefer Michelle Kwan with her silver medal, bronze medal, and busted groin over Tara.












Yeah, this girl ain't cute at all and her smile is so ugly (close your mouth or open it, don't do some weird mixture of the two!). Poor thing. At least she has talent.
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She's totally got that hippiegirl-look down...some give her a tie-dyed shirt. already!!
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yeah yeah yeah... she swooped in.. stole the gold from michelle kwan... and the immidiatly retired to professional scating.. BITCH! I hate her. She had a "technically better performance" but h ad nno artistic merit to it and it should have counted against her... michelle deserved t he gold!
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ps.
did anyone else think the sign at the bottom said "Cindy's PORKER"?? ha, that would make me wonder what Tara's been up to lately
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don't say michelle kwan is hotter than anyone. I used to go to school with her and her nose is like an umbrella to stop the rest of her body from getting wet, not sexy
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Is she a skater too? I don't know her...
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Nikki Cox and a blonde Alanis. Yup.
Lipinksi's done already, huh? Isn't she 12?
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I dunno - she's cute if you like blonde average chicks.
Which means she'd take a pop-shot on the chest and ask you to smear it in.
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She looks like some one snatched her nose and stapled it to her chin. The shit is fucked up. She look like Jenny from Forrest Gump.
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compare to sasha cohen, emily hughes is nothing. she can’t jump well, can’t spin well, she went to torino just lucky for michelle could not go, but emily’s skating skill was far behind away from sasha cohen. sasha, you are the best, we americans support you no matter other idiots say about you. next month go and get the world championship back home. can emily get it? i wonder!!! sasha even beat michelle kwan, michelle is history now.
btw, russian coaches help united states?no way, they came because they could get more money, everyone knows how little money they cpuld get in russia, they are not coming for “helping� americans.
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assholes...losers...nobodys........does this describe y'alll pretty well???? yep I thought so....don't cut Tara down...she is someone...who the fuck are you...no one...oh and mike your lil joke about the pop shot is lame....lame not funny asshole.glad I am not one of you pricks......get lives....
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I think she grew up rather nicely..still better than that Tanya Harding white trash cumbag...saw her on some show recently and GOD, does she deserve manatory sterilization..I didn't think UGLY could get any uglier, but she did and with a good 200 lbs to spare. You show find recent pics and do a matchup.
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but i will say... she aged okay. she wasn't that cute to begin with (remember her jumping up and down like a spoiled brat when she won the gold) but for someone like that she didn't grow up to look completely unfortunate.
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