Huevos De Oro (Golden Balls) & Bastardly Updates
Posted on Sunday, July 31st, 2005 @ 11:27pm by Moelicious
Golden Balls
Total tragedy! If you don't mind...
1. Subtitles
2. Spain
3. Naked latinas
4. A dumbass character who you just want to strangle
5. And, a tragic ending
...then this flick is for you. Top to bottom, it's pretty solid & explores many of our inherent weaknesses including greed, our insatiable sexual hunger & complete, utter selfishness. Check it!
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I didn't want this movie to go unnoticed, without a comment. So here are my two cents: It rocks! It stars a very young (and naked) Javier Bardem (Oscar-nominated actor). The movie focuses on the downfall of a VERY macho pig, but the entire story and acting is great. The girl who plays one of Javier's many girlfriends (Maribel Verdu) also starred in an excellent Mexican movie called "Y tu mamá también". BTW, if there are any Bardem fans out there (and I'm probably the only one) you might want to check out "Jamon, Jamon" (or "Ham, Ham"), co-starring an extremely young & beautiful Penélope Cruz. They made a great couple and the movie is pretty violent & powerful.
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