Hotness At The Flightplan's German Premiere
Thursday, October 13th, 2005 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Ms. Davorka Tovilo in the house.
I don't know how many of you have seen this flick, but I've been hearing a lot of positive things about it. A little off topic, but not really: The beautiful Tricia Cruz (some of you Latinos in LA might remember her as one of LATV spicy VJs) played one of the flight attendants in this movie & we'll have an interview up in the next month or so, so look forward to that!
Bastardly German Women Theory
Ok, back to the German hotties @ hand. Now we all know that German women are undeniably hot, but like all good things in life, they have one crucial flaw: their German language. Of course, the language isn't as bad as Vietnamese (God forbid), but it's still not something you want to hear screamed-out in bed. Although, it's highly possible that if Davorka were to be sitting next to me, in all her German nakedness (of course), and whispering into my ear sweet, little words of how she'll soon tear me up in bed, then I guess I could go into deaf mode & just resort to shaking my head in sexual acknowledgement.
With that in hand, enjoy a few more delicious photos from the premiere.












Nice top.
Who says all German girls are undeniably hot? I've never heard that and I must disagree. She's alright, apart from the third photo in which she resembles a man slightly. And the girls on page two are not hot at all. Or maybe I'm just super critical because I am so amazingly gorgeous myself.
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they alright.... i think pale skin is gross... put more pics of like adriana lima or jessica alba or sumthin
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man, you people are harsh!
where's the love?!?!
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jeans tighter; bagsweat increasing; need to stop.... oh thank god; the picture of paris hilton is worse than seeing your grandma naked
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Where are the pictures of sexy men Moelicious?? That's where the love is at.
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Why do Moe's hot ones look so much like porn stars? OK, soft porn, not Miss Deluxe Beavershot, but still...
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Damn you people.
my co-workers also thinks this chick looks like a dude. I think I'm favoring other body parts than the face...
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Funny thing, my friends parents were just in Russia and Germany. So this is what they said about the hotness of girls out there upon their return. They said that the women are beautiful beyond a doubt, but I guess it is a standing joke there that the girls are beautiful but once they get to be 40 all goes downhill and they end up fat and ugly. Now saying that, I really hope it isnt true seeing as I am German.
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40 is a long time, man! Say you marry @ around 25. Well, that;s 15 years (assuming you stay together that long---probably not) of hot-lovin'!
I still think Latinas, Afgans & Ruskies are the hottest (no offense to all you other races! If you're hot, we love you, tooo!!)
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Latina's and Ruskies.... Hell yeah! Afgans? WTF???
Stay married til your 40 and then when she gets all fat and ugly dump her ass for a young, hot, latina. It's a no-brainer.
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The first pic looks like that old skank from sex in the city. You know the big blond bitch. These ladies are not hot by any means. Slutty and easy yes, but hot, like mongolia.
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I know...she is really ugllyy. Too ugly for Cynthia.
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Naveen-Andrews - Bleeeeuuch
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To each his own, I don't think he's (Naveen-Andrews) the ugliest guy I've ever seen but I'm not attracted to him either.
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Farmgirl...what is the pencil test?
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The pencil test is whether you can hold a pencil under your breast, if you can, you need a lift.
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Wow, I knew my choice in a hot guy would get slamed.
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Wow,Tammy slams everyones opinion.
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I personally think it's all about the Indian women! Exotic...
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liebster moe, vielen herzlichen dank für diese wunderbaren ansichten.
greetings from germany!
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ghetto google translator:
"dearest moe, thank you very much for these marvelous opinions."
wow... google actually didn't butcher it!!!
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We can potentially interview hot, german models without any language glitches...
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I don't know about ALL German women, but we have a lot of that tall blondness going on over here. Like me, I am hot :-)
Also Gruesse auch von meiner Seite, y'all.
By the way: That chick is not German, Darvoka is an Eastern European name, her roots are Polish or Russian or something. She's not only ugly, but also obnoxious (has been on German TV as a Red Carpet crasher).
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Chilly Thrilly, you sound very spicy.
Actually, let me say that in german in hopes of turning you on a little...
Chilly Thrilly, klingen Sie sehr würzig. Ow!
Sie sollten uns einige Fotos schicken und wir stellen Ihre Schönheit zum Rest der Welt zur Schau. Gott bildete die schönen durch Augen vom weniger schönen zu schmeckenden Leute.
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I agree with Sharmila....she may HAVE boobs but they are all saggy...that's so nasty. I wouldn't trade my firm almost B cup for saggy ones like hers even if they are bigger.
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mm german is hott! Real classy outfit on the girl too.. :P
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EEEEEEEWWWW!! So its true huh??!! Plain looking, below average looking girls have to show their tits and skin to actually garner any attention. Boo!! Boo!! She is not pretty and not even cute. Women like that are always grocery shopping here in SouthEasAsia. Yucks!
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Tammy ~ About your feigned ignorance re the 'pencil test': Do you honestly believe that we buy your act? I saw your pic on that fucked-up 'couch' site and I am completely serious, so pay attention: TAMMY, I HAVE SEEN BETTER BOOB JOBS ON 'AWFUL PLASTIC SURGERY'. Your tits are NOT supposed to look like orange halves sitting on an ironing board. What kind of low-rate quack in Haiti did you allow to perform surgery on you? And why the fuck didn't take a pound or two off the end of your ginormous nose while you were under? Tammy, start going through the pockets of the corpses at work and collect loose change. You must immediately begin saving up for rhinoplasty. Threaten the incompetent 'surgeon' who fucked up your boob job with a lawsuit ~ unless he can make you NOT look like Owen Wilson.
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GMAVQ-- what picture of Tammy? What does she look like?
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Never mind. Found it.
'Meh'. Boobsies could be softer. NOT a sexxxy bitch though.
I'd pass on that one.
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This will be my last post regarding ME:
http://blog.myspace.com/tammytll
Here are some more pictures for you to tear apart. I would love to see your pictures. I have nothing to be ashamed of. I'm sure there will be some really immature remarks about my children and family after this. Exactly the reason I am posting it...so you will make more juvinile remarks, hopefully about my family so everyone can see what type of a psycho you really are Valium. I'm sure you must be a JOY to be around. Tearing down anyone and everyone that comes within spitting distance of you. The funniest thing is all you have to call me on is my looks. I'm not better then anyone else but you sure think you are. I have accomplished alot. What have you done besides make post after post tearing me apart? Why don't you get off your high horse and start blogging on the site like we are supposed to? This site is to make fun of celebrities, not me. I truly have begun to feel sorry for you. There is obviously something missing in your life or upbringing that has made you such and evil angry individual. Your sole mission in life is to bring everyone down, cause them misery so that they will be at your level as well. Nobody can be happy or successful if you are not happy or successful.
In response to some of you other comments:
P.S. Funeral homes don't have freezers, Morgues do.
P.S.S. I never said that girl said that this was Tammy.com. I said that. Re-read things before you post your idiotic comments.
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TAMMY!! Post your 'goodbyes' and get the fuck out of here. BTW, that is the same ugly picture of you that we've all seen and hated. It's not new. Why don't you post a picture of yourself taken in the dark bowels of the Funeral Home wearing morticians make up? It would be just as revealing. Honest to God, Tammy, your face is a fucking train wreck.
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well i thought tammy looked pretty.......but obviously i must have missed some on site politics......
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When someone is a butt ugly as Tammy, you're right, it does take a lot of guts to post a pic.
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Ummm... has no one been reading my posts? GMAVQ is a SEXXXY BITCH. A DAMN sexxy bitch.
Luv u, GMAVQ. You're so fucking ornery.
PS This chick on this post? BUH-FUCKIN FUGLY! Yikes! I am NOT one to just say all chicks are ugly, either.
I'm digging me the chicks as much as the next broad, but yuckola! I'm calling her a NOTSOHOTSO.
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Ugliest shirt ever made.
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Where did that get me a valium quick person go? He is annoying and I hope the owners of the site kicked him off. I agree with Tammy on another post she put that he is obsessed with her and a cyber-stalker. He really doesn't say anything about whatever the topic at hand is...all he does is talks about Tammy. I looked at Tammy's picture and I don't think she's ugly. I think she's average. GMAVQ makes her sound like the elephant man or something. I have been reading all these posts and I don't see where she has done anything wrong. What is even funnier that on Wed or Thurs. this DB's Wife asked why everyone hated Tammy...she didn't even know! Then when GMAVQ says that Tammy's a liar then DB's Wife starts to be a sheep and tear Tammy apart for no reason. He also tries to run the site and tell everyone to get off of it if they don't agree with him. Either way, I have noticed that since GMAVQ is gone...there is no more arguing even when Tammy was posting comments still so I would agree that GMAVQ is the one ruining it for everyone...not Tammy like all you sheep try to say it is. I think Tammy's comments are funny for the most part. JMHO - You Go Girl!!!!!
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She's alright looking,in the first pic...she looked like the girl from Sex and the City.
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Hopefully the Valium person o.d.'d on valium or something......
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DB'S Wife ~ I love you, too! You know bullshit when you read it, and that kind of intellegence is soooo sexxxxxxy, too!!
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There is no denying that Ms.Tovilo is hot but damn does she have a manly face. She has the jaw line of a construction worker. Who needs a face when you have a body.
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[...] Also, Davorka was on the site a few months back & everyone bashed her when I called her damn hot (I still think she was damn hot in those photos). I hope you bastards are pleased w/ this latest set…. [...]
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Yeah she does! Samantha from Sex in the City, I thought that.
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Girl, here is a Smokin Hot Man, Naveen-Andrews.net
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gross...she needs a breast lift, saggy boobs are not attractive.
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Oh, thanks, I've never heard of it but now I have an overwhelming urge to try it. haha
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I bet Nina's damn hot!
haha
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This Valium person is obsessed with me and posts all day every day about his contempt for me. I don't even know who he/she is. I must have said something to offend him/her once and he/she just can't let it go. Thanks for the compliment though. I appreciate it.
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P.S. You knew Mrs. Adams was me, right?
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Speaking of the sex in the city girls have you seen the total dike chick that Cynthia Nixon left MEN for. WOW! She is super old and super butch. I coudn't believe it when I saw it.
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This is a long comment . . . :
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Moe, ever heard of the pencil test? She doesn't pass it. About German women being hot...they're not all that hot, but some are. European women in general have a lot of hotness, as do some European men, however be careful not to generalize. I've been on the subway in Munich in the summer (lived there for 2 years)-and let me tell ya, that smell ain't hot, nor are the hairy legs and armpits. Italian women and men-now most of them are very hot ;)
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Ryan Phillippe - my personal favourite, let's see some naked pictures of him in the shower.
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ahh fuck em......so long as you know your own self worth......perhaps the valium should show us what they look like........
i think it takes a lot of guts to post a pic of yourself on a site like this.......
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Girl, heres a Smokin Hot Man, Naveen-Andrews.net
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There are hot and ugly peeps from all races, its all in what you prefer. Personally Im all for the latina's, they are hot and since I have darker skin myself (From the German) I tend to lean more towards the darker skin girls. Wait a sec, what am I saying I am not a lesbian...
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OK, then Who is Sexy?
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