Bwahahahahah!

whats wrong with her boobs? don't they look oddly shaped?

What's with that weird lump?? It looks like her boob is trying to escape.... They look very odd.

What is that fucking lump on her chest above her tits? Maybe we have gotten lucky and it's ahuge cancerous cyst eating away at her insides. I don't know but with all her daddy's money you'd think she 'd be getting that shit fixed post haste!

dude, this photoshop job is brilliant. i want to make sure you are well applauded and recogninzed for that.

thank you.

We have to design a bastardly brownbag...

...to be used on all uglies.

If anyone wants a shot @ creating the brownbag, let me know.

That is a major improvement for Toris face. BTW, the boobs are so messed up because she has had at least a couple of boob jobs. She was alway really flat in her late teens early tweenties, and then all of a sudden "developed" overnight, ala Brittney Spears etc.

The innards are fake but those ariolas are REAL and the size of hubcaps. Too bad her sternum melted and turned her chest into a moto-cross dirt track.

That is a messed up boob job.

Since I haven't seen many brown-bag-photoshops on the Bastardly, I was prepared for the worst at clicking on page 2. It wasn't all that bad - how about moving the brown bag to Teri Hatcher's fugly head instead?

People should not mess with themselves like that!

she is the poster child for when good implants go bad...they are sinking & lumpy & need to be reconstructed...cant she see that they are gross & just wrong???

Wow they look like two gigantic pears attached to her body. It's obvious she's had a boob job, yet they're trying to get as close to the ground as possible...probably to run away to a better place. I wish them luck. But I have to thank you for at least covering her face. Makes the picture much better. Run boobies, run!

I wouldn't turn down a suckie-suckie session, but the brownbag must be in the mix....

Wow, she has two left breasts AND her nose is caving in!

Dear Tori: See my Meg Ryan comment. That's not sexy. . . . Why must you show your breasts? That otta be a law. . . for a braaaaa.

HAHA I thought I was the only one who thought Tori Shpelling looking like a fucking horse!! Been calling her "horse's head" for years. It must suck BIG dick to have all that fucking money and look like that ... aint nuthin they can do bout that horse's head Tori you dumb cunt.

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She has a fucking crater between her breasts.

any lower, and they'd be scrotums

i swear, this must be an all time low for the bastardly... ranks up there w/ Aromia vs Adriana Lima.