Heidi Klum Brings The Afternoon Links!
Friday, March 7th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

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- Lindsay Lohan Rocks The Tights! [HollywoodTuna]
- Wrecked Exotics: $1.3 Million Ferrari Enzo [CO-ED Magazine]
- Kelly Rowland Admits to Having Implants [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Brooke Burke Has A Boy! [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Jaime Spears is getting paid [Celebslam]
- So how big do you like your? Sort of NSFW [The Bastardly Society]
- Freshmaker for the ladies [Flabber]
- Mario Lopez took Eva Longoria out [Dlisted]
- Snoop don’t love dem hoes [Tasteful Celebs]
- Guess who fell on their a$$!!! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- T.R. Knight, 34, has a 19 year-old boyfriend [Cele|bitchy]
- Lindsay Lohan's Boobs Sparkle [CityRag]
- She Dances and She Sings – Julianne Hough [Fatback Media]
- Pam Anderson’s still got it? [DerekHail]
- Sean Preston suffering from nightmares [Celeb Warship]
- Female Full Frontal Nude Scenes [Uber]
- Cheryl Hines is a Hot Piece of MILF Ass [The Grumpiest]
- Jenny McCarthy has cured autism [The Blemish]
- Rachel Bilson Wants To Quit Acting? [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And, last but not least, here's Phillip McCracken's Podcast #3. We'll try to condense the baby to one part next time, but this week it's in two parts. Part one is below, and the second part is over here.












This woman could singlehandedly take over the entire planet, repopulate it with her own spawn, and still look better than everyone else.
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real cute but there is just something about her nose.
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Saw her on Ellen and Leno and she looks so fucking fine, WOW. Especially for having 3 kids. She is sexy HOTT, there is something about her that seperates her from every other average looking blonde.
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Hey #3, Jax I'm a blonde (well,a fake blonde) and some say that I look a bit like Angelina Jolie :)
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Love me some Heidi.... always have...
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yawn
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Hey #4 Pamela Susan Courson, I WILL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT......HINT: BLOTD!!! But there are few blondes that truly stand out for their beauty, otherwise many look so similar and average its nausiating. They think going blond and piling on make-up will make them hot, sorry no that is not true.
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She reminds me of Cherly Tiegs, whose appeal I didn't get, either.
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what the fuck is the point of this photo shoot?
is it an ad campaign for referee whistles or something?
and yeah Klum is hot as long as she keeps her mouth shut
every time i hear her say "you are out"
in that puerile cutesy little accent
i wish Michale Kors would smash his judge's chair over her head
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#8 **Cheryl
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shes really pretty
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I'm not a fan of hers, but did they have to put the flag in her back pocket to cover her ass? WTF? Seriously, what's a man have to do to see some ass around here?
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FUCK THE GIANTS, I thought they opposed "sex appeal".
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i'm really doubting my sexuality now.....lol
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Priceless caption...LMAO!
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She is such an annoying bitch. Right up there with the Jessica Albatross. I really don't see the appeal.
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seal is lucky.
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#13...obviously they do...just look at Eli Manning and Strahan...obviously they dont care how ugly there stars are LMAO
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that #63 guy looks handsome for a slick smile
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