Hasbeen Jessica Simpson Stumbles Into Sydney
Monday, April 10th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Apart from digging herself a deeper hole w/ a possible remake of Bay Watch to follow up her epic remake of Dukes, J. Simpson is slowly disappearing into the overly crowded world of hasbeens musicians, reality tv stars & annoying big-boobied blondes
Let's pray this fading-out process speeds up a couple notches & J. Simpson is forced to pay her expenses by way of begging Heff to allow her to strip for Playboy.
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those are the worst sunglasses i've ever seen
oh .... they look good on you though
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Kato.......... lol
http://worldofwonder.net/images/kaelin03.jpg
he and Fabio are retarded, long haired brothers who just want women to brush their hair all day long.
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What a fuckin' retard. I hope the adoption agencies don't try and work with her. She's too stupid to handle a real child. I think The Bastardly Bastards(tm)(c) should buy her a Real Doll and call it a day. Maybe if she can keep that alive, we can talk about a baby in the future.
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I didn't know Jessica was sleeping with Elton John...
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Jessica can't be sleeping with Sir Elton, he is THE fruit monster, hands down
but his music kicks ass, which is another reason he can't sleep with her, beside the fact that he is a butt pirate. Immature, I know, but I wanted to use a term I haven't heard since I was 14.
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Well if she's not sleeping with him she should give him back his glasses...
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Papa Joe planned everything perfectly in conjunction with the other - the divorce, the downfall of her career... now he gets to spend lots of quality time with her.
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Ewww Moose
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dude, i think Papa Joe's been chilling with trump...how can someone like Jessica and Ashlee's dad get away with the shit he does? guy is truly a fucking oervert.
what can i say about Jessica? uh...well, id choose the KFC over HER as well...and, id chooseteh KFC if i was offered both at the same time too...ugh, they ALL give a bad aura to the name "Simpsons"
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Do you see how icky she is when you can't see her body? She absolutely does not deserve a spot in the Sexiest top ten. Her mental retardation is actually visible in these photos!
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She starting to look pretty bad. She looks kind of old in some of those pics but she has money so shes probably going to fix her self up and start looking like jone rivers.
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Her lips look weird. She looks different. I think she did something to her lips, it looks bad
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I think I have seen a very similar picture of Jackolyn Kennedy O'Nassis looking just like this! Glasses and all.
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Wow. She's sure giving Nicole Richie a run for her money...
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looks like jess & ashlee borrow each others clothing
http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/ashlee-simpson/
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(sarcastic) EVERYONE KNOWS YOU WEAR AVIATOR GLASSES WITH THE RUSTIC COWBOY LOOK....DUH.
OH AND WHY THE HELL IS THAT DAMN HAIRSTYLIST ALWAYS WHEREVER SHE IS! YOU'D THINK THEY WERE MARRIED OR SOMETHING! JESSICA LEARN TO DO YOU OWN HAIR FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE! PAPA JOE WON'T SPANK YOU IF YOU DO!
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UGLY GETTING UGLIER EVERY DAY, HORSE FACE
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is that kato kalein in pic 5?
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