Halle Berry's New Man Candy
Wednesday, January 25th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex
Halle Berry wants a baby. She wants a baby by anyone willing to inject her with their manly juices. Any bastardly takers?
For now, the hot guy who is injecting her with his juices, is the very HOT,very DELECTABLE Versace model Gabriel Aubry. This man makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Halle Berry has my total envy right now. This man is definitely her best catch ever! She needs to get knocked up by him a.s.a.p. cause they would make some hot babies.

For now, the hot guy who is injecting her with his juices, is the very HOT,very DELECTABLE Versace model Gabriel Aubry. This man makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Halle Berry has my total envy right now. This man is definitely her best catch ever! She needs to get knocked up by him a.s.a.p. cause they would make some hot babies.













wow..hmm didn't know these two were 'together'. hell i didn't even know how this gut was/is. but eye candy indeed.now i know.. :)
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I'd hit it over and over and over again.
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robby... send pictures to bastardly so we can compare
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sarah could we get an mp3/ogg/musepack/ac3 etc file of you saying 'i'd hit it over and over again' please... it's all i want for xmas. !!!!! :)
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ya, robby. Send pics to bastardly.com@gmail.com & Sarah can do the first ever dude match-up...
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Wow, they don't even look like they like each other. They're walking so far apart - even friends stand closer together than that! Anyway, I agree that they need to procreate pronto cuz they'd have such beautiful kids.
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He is definitely f*ckable.
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I'm up for the challenge!
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YES! Finally bastardly is becoming more fair for girls... a guy matchup... just think!
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Big Ups to macanaw!!! It's your first post!!!
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You guys popped my first official blog cherry!
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Sorry, kids, but the "Uptight Factor" don't feel nor LOOK right here.
Dude should be PROUDLY wearing this magnificent looking lady on his arm -- not avoiding her in some strange defensive move against prying paparazzi. So...since he's not, this tells me that Hapless Halle has hooked-up with yet another over-the-top, messed-up man with narcissistic personality disorder. Same song, 72nd verse for the Halle-meister. Train wreck imminent.
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Sorry guys; i'm too shy and i was actually kidding. Not a shot at her or anything but in man terms I make uglyricebowl look like jessica alba (not to say that her new pics aren't hot i'd like to dip my fingers in that ricebowl) It's just not fair. Pictures don't reveal the inner beauty and that's what we're really all about here at bastardly right?
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Introducing Tarsan and his monkey Cheeta (or whatecer her name was)
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oh my god is that the guy that i had on my wall in high school? .... you know the ad thats a close up of that guys face its for the colone... oh whats it called. I think thats him oh man, i usually don't GO for pretty boys but YOWZA...
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"Pictures don’t reveal the inner beauty and that’s what we’re really all about here at bastardly right?" HA HA! Thanks for my laugh of the day.
I agree with peaches & ice cream...I'd go for a white guy too by now if I were Halle. Such bad luck with the black guys. And this white guy she has now sure is a hot one.
Glad to see there is now a female posting on bastardly! YEAH!
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"i hope he is not gay, being a model and all" - hilarious. Wrong, but hilarious, still.
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Lickalicious and scrumptiable! Go, Sarah!
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yeah hes good looking, but hes a sick bastard. I met him and he wanted to go out that night. Since I had boyfriend, I declined. Right when I turned around, I saw him leaving with a girl that was about 17. Im sorry but this is just sick. He 30!!!!I actually feel bad for the poor girl, hes border line rapist. Honestly, I would not be surprised if he was online trying to pick up young girls. Dont be fooled the man is really a sick bastard. I really feel bad for Halle, hes only using her for the fame, especially for male models, its extremely hard to become famous (just think of a hand full of male models off the top of your head... cant can you?), and hes trying to find anyway he can in the spotlight. And lets face it, it not like hes getting a bad deal out of it, Who wouldnt like to bang the gorgeous Halle Barry??
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I do not believe that Halle Berry is in love with Gabriel Aubry. These comments are all Gabriel-centred. Halle Berry has refused to comment. Is this not odd for a person, who has always been open about wanting to have a baby and has always been open about her previous relationships? I think that she has been friendly with Gabriel, but not too friendly because there is another serious man in her life. This man will soon emerge and he will be the next James Bond after Daniel Craig has had his one offering.
Akira Moritani
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I don't have much good to say about Gabriel either. He is beautiful, unfortunately thats the extent of him. I know him fairly well through work - and am not a fan. He is extremely unintelligent, he cant even carry an interesting conversation. In addition he will sleep with anything. He was friends with my boyfriend and tried coming on to me! I feel for Halle, she always chooses the wrong ones. Hope she gets out of this one before she gets hurt, which she will because he is clearly with her for the glory.
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HALLE AND GABRIEL ARE IN IT FOR THE LONG HALL. EXPECT TO SEE A LITTLE ~AUBERRY~ FALL/WINTER '06/07'. LOL
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I thought Halle was going out with some guy that appeared in Barbershop and Barbershop 2?
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oOooooOohh....... this relationship is gonna be another bad one for halle berry. gabriel is a cheater. He's only dating halle for the fame and fortune to get attention. he chases gurls around. Besides i think halle still have feelings for Michael Ealy the actor in the Barbershop's. They make a better cupple and he's nicer
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Getting tired of hearing about Halle and her gay boyfriend (yes he cruises the Village and down on the gay strip in Miami). They're not cute. They look ridiculous. No he ain't going to be around much longer or be the baby's daddy. Yes, there using each other. Halle when are going to not need a man around and work on you.
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sarah ur a nasty white slut!!!!
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i think halle and her new catch are a perfect match,she wants to prove that she is still hot and very sexy by dating a guy who is 9 years her junior(sadly which she still is)and he is in it for the fame,after all its not everyday that you get to date a famous,hot and not so smart(when it comes to men) celebrity.whatever the outcome both of them would have made a point to themselves.dum asses celebrities are...at the end of the day its show business
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I'm much better looking.... at least that's what my mom tells me
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ya, great stuff, man! Captions came out nice, too :-)
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Those two are walking way too far apart. Still, if they did have a baby it would be a looker.
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Actually Halle has dated several white men in the past. So please refrain from bad luck with "black guys" rationalizations. It's just as she dated FAMOUS black guys and happened to be married to black guys when she was becoming more mainstream famous as well.
This guy is hot and him being nice or being hot is not contingent on his being white. He could still be the biggest asshole on the planet. I think white was the least of her consideration about. He's gorgeous black,white, martian. I heard these pics are doctored though.
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1. halle finally smartened up and went for a different type, since she's had such bad luck with black men.
2. i hope he is not gay, being a model and all.
3. i hope it is not a publicity stunt to get his name out there and to get her some attention.
4. finally, if she was willing to cross over shy not go for another tall (albeit blonde) hottie - Craig Kilborn. He's being jonesing for her for years.
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