Gisele Bundchen Does Nude Storytime. Ow!
Thursday, April 6th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon

The Bastardly Gossip Network Is Hard @ Work! Check it!
* It's all slowly coming together now. Tommie was abused by daddy. Now, what did Uncle John do, Tommie?!
* OH MY GOD! The new Lara Croft is fucking sexy. Check these new snaps @ the Rag.
* Hmm, when you age Nicole Richie by around 50 years, she looks...EXACTLY like Nicole Richie we see walking around today.
* Ashton Kutcher slowly facing reality.
* Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Still Going Strong
* Lindsay Lohan Talks Kabbalah
* Eminem should just kill his wife & go to jail for life.
* Avril set for first divorce after the summer.
* One of Jackson's favs...Christina Milian.
* Paulina Rubio wants your eyes to eat her up.












I didn't know she could read.
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Gisele has skinny people back fat in that pic!!! Oh, that makes me sad............ Eminem deserves to get smacked around, Tom Cruise as well, and Lindsay is never allowed to come near me, because her entire persona might be contagious.
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Eminem may talk about how much he hates his wife, but that is still the mother of his child-children (I don't know how many he has). Rappers are people too. Maybe he wants to make it work with her so his daughter can have the stable life of a mother and father that he never had. Is that so wrong?
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John, I believe its said "hear", not "here"...I can understand a small spelling mistake but do you even know the difference?
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uh oh HERE come the spelling nazis
i must be stupid right alice
i made a mistake when i wrote my post
unfortunately i do not take the time to format my posts in word and then cut and paste them into the little box down HERE
and if we are getting technical as we seem to be
i did not speak anything so it should be "written" not "said"
and its is a possesive pronoun i belive you meant the contraction of it is it's
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Hahahaha- go John! I hate when people point out spelling and grammar mistakes....waste of time- Alice needs to back off- this isn't school.
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Her back looks nasty.
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no matter how many "big words" you throw in to sound somewhat intelligent you still come off as ignorant and foolish to me. I never was able to understand why people could even get the words "hear" and "here" or "their" and "there" mixed up. Its not a case of not spellchecking its blatant stupidity.
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If you don't like me just say so alice. I'm not sure what exactly i did to piss you off, are you an eminem fan?
But in trying to make me look stupid you did a good job of making yourself look stupid. I never understood how people get "its" and "it's" mixed up it isn't a case of spell checking it is just blatant stupidity. You made two mistakes in your post ripping me for my mistake. If you are going to point out an error like that you would do well in the future to make sure there are not any mistakes in you post. Or if you wan't to say you don't like me just call me an asshole and get it over with.
much more to the point and much more honest.
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ya alice, what is it?
please tell us why you must hate?
Do you need love? Please head over here & then have someone hug you...
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2004/06/13/the-demands-of-love-leo-tol...
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kinda sad moe that that post only has 10 responses and you've got the hedi klum seal post going strong at 400+
Don't know how much tolstoy you've read, but you should check out the Kreutzer Sonata
one of my all time favorites from the same period probably, similar in tone.
well i'm all done being pretentious
back to bashing celebrities, thanks for the respite
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haha, ya. Posts that require lots of reading usually don't get play. Plus, the heidi klum post is just mindless banter by closet racists (my bias opinion, of course). I haven't gone there since like racist comment #150, but you have to admit, allowing these people to exert their anger on some lame ass website is better than them running around burning churches, shooting up people of different colors & races...
annnnnyway, I've read & re-read that short story, man. I have an excerpt from it on the site somewhere b/c I, too, thought it was a pretty solid piece of work.
update: Just googled for it: http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2005/10/09/marriage-is-it-really-worth...
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Geez! Hell!
Geez! Hell!
Geez! Hell!
GEEZ!! HELLLLLL!!!
Was her Dad ENGLISH, not Brazilian? Because her name probably comes from the sound effects Gisele's Mom was hearing at the time of conception...
PoPo Zau!
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I like the back "fat" its not fat its skin... i like it. Its not all airbrushed and fake its real flesh. I think its refreshing.
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Yeah that was lousy of Alice. "blatant stupidity"...excuse me, but my stupidity is pretty sublime hehe
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I'm glad to know that even thin, model figure women look bad in that position
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Gisele Bundchen Does Nude Storytime. Ow!
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ya, i bet she's just fakin' it, too...
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eminem could be the biggest joke in the entertainment industry
here is a guy that makes a living telling the world how bad ass he is
and he is owned by some chick.
if you ever here this guy talk about her one minute he is writing songs about how he wants to kill her the next minute he is talking like some chick on the Dr. Phil about how she is his "soulmate". Any credibility this guy has should be all used up
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oh and no im not usually this picky about spelling but you just rub me the wrong way with your attitude. I dont like you and I havent even met you.
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Allright there is a lot of shit in those gossip links
here it goes
tom cruise, not hit hard enough
lindsey lohan is stupid
and eminem is a pussy
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GISELE IS A MAN. GISELE IS A SHEMALE. GISELE IS A TRANNY.
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