Gaylijah Wood's "I'm Not Gay" Campaign
Wednesday, September 14th, 2005 in the weewizzle hours
Thanks to Tammy for the pic
Tell us something we don't know, Elle.
Rumor has it that Elijah Woods has hired a NYC whore (from what I've heard, they don't come cheap) and is cruising around the nation trying convince the masses that he's not gay. Just because he humps castmembers (on the red carpet), makes out w/ guy friends (in the trailers) & wears super tight jeans & Tees that read, "I love cock & so should you!" doesn't mean he's gay or bi-sexual.
Elle, I believe you*, but what about this guy?
*Not really.
god have mercy.
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That is the closest to pussy he's had or will ever have since his mom popped him out! There probably wasn't a board for his head to pop threw with a picture of a man bent over with a cock in him so he had to settle for this one.
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This is the funniest picture ever! I'm still laughing....
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we just like to laugh @ the expense of others. it's the harsh (and sad) reality of every post.
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Reliving his birth...
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it took me a while to take this picture all in but it is such a hey dude i am in a gurls pussy call me gay now pose! when i was little i had a huge crush on him then he made them movies loard of the ring or something and i think that is what made him like really gay but whatever dude i could care less if he is!
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what is the pointe of that Joke? IS it not riducilous? If you read the Bibel you will SEE in Leviticus what is the fate that awaits Elijah WOod. But that is the case, the photo is causing humor because the baby one wearing spectacles!
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Pink
Put down the crack.
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"..because the baby one wearing spectacles."
O.K.
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Careful CoCo Puff...I have been raked over the coals for correcting peoples spelling and grammar on here. hahaha
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Ha. Excellent joke CoCo Puff.
"what is the pointe of that Joke? IS it not riducilous? If you read the Bibel you will SEE in Leviticus what is the fate that awaits Elijah WOod. But that is the case, the photo is causing humor because the baby one wearing spectacles!" -Pink Windham
Hilarious. Pink, I commend your efforts in learning the english language. Keep it up.
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I wish.
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Hmmm, did you people ever think that maybe he's not gay? I mean, what makes you think that in the first place. Even if he were gay, so what? A lot of people are gay.
Besides, I honestly don't think he's gay.
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He's a HOMO!
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yea...he's definately gay. and not just cause of this picture. it's just obvious. what a homo. lol *waits for hatemail*
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He loves the cock.....
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For his sake, I hope he LOVES boys. If he is, I fully support him. Besides, that picture is *&^%ing scary.
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Tammy is tellin' the truth!! Koo Koo!!
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omg Jesus who the hells the girl at the top she one ugly c****
oops ma bad a meant the girl at the bottom hahahahaha
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HAHAHA that is one fucking funny picture; I just don't understand why Bjork is posing with the faggit coming out of her crotch. Is this a publicity stunt of some kind or her latest flop of a red carpet fashion don'ts since the dead swan leotard thingy she wore last time. She;s a freak!
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i dont care what all of u say i think he is extremley HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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but then again most of the HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ones are gay lol hes bipoler
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best picture ever.
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eww pee pee head.
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everyone knows he's not gay. currently, he's dating pamela racine. do you people just like to bash others because you, yourself, have no self-confidence? because, that is just plain sad. i mean, seriously. elijah is very talented and he's amazing in every one of his movies. he's not gay. and pretty much everything on here is a lie anyways.
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@Becky: What would his sexuality have to do with his skill at acting?
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he is so HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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he is not and i mean not gay he is so HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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but then again most of the HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ones are
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but then again most of the HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ones are gay
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