FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2006 - Complete List
Sunday, April 2nd, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Your #1...Scarlett Johansson
Yes folks, here it is...the complete list of FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2006. It's already been reported all over that Scarlett Johansson was voted #1 and last year's sexiest woman, Angelina Jolie, dropped to #2.
Well, I have to agree with what Moe said last year and that this list is fucked up. Foe example, Maria Sharapova at #8 and Alessandra Ambrosio at #56. Have a look at the complete list and assert your thoughts and the blasphemy you feel towards your favorite sexy ladies!
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That list is all fokked up.. Teri Hatcher at 10!!! Wow, just wow... Not to mention a knocked up Jolie is even on the list.
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am i the only one thats outraged that christina milian isnt on the list?
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although i do disagree with a lot of this list...you gotta think though, there are sooooooooo many beautiful women in the world, its almost impossible to add them all to one list.
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Kelly Clarkson - wowww. Who was smoking crack?
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Everyone must realize that these women PAY alot of money to publicits to get on these lists. These type of honors don't come cheap. Guaranteed that SJ people made a special deal with FHM to have her be #1.
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I can't believe Monica Bellucci got knocked off the list. I have to agree that this is all just a money tossing promotion.
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WHY IS PARIS HILTON ON THERE????
FERGIE????
JESUS'S SWEET BALLS!
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I agree, this list is retarded. Scarlett Johanson should be at the #23 spot instead of Cameron Diaz, who should not be on this list at all! What an ugly chick.
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Adriana Lima, Charlize Theron, Petra Nemcova
ARE TOP 10
Jenny McCarthy, Scarlett Johanson, Jessica Simpson, Teri Hatcher
ARE NOT TOP 10
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The magazines always put the previous year's cover girls on the front page, partly because those were the ones who gave the most moolah/favours to get on there, and partly because the magazines have to justify having ugos like Fergie on the cover.
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TERI HATCHER IS NUMBER 10?! OH MY GOD! I cannot belive that. And Jenna Jameson? Ew!
I think Keira Knightly is very pretty but it surprises me that she is so high on the list.
They got rid of a lot of people who were waayyy better than those on the list. Just becasue someone is moderately attractive does not mean that she deserves a spot on the list of the 100 sexiest women. Scarlett deserves the number 1 spot, though.
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Umm...Gisele Bundchen at #83?!?! What the hell
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This is not a list of the 100 sexiest women. This is the list of the 100 women where publicity stunts and sexiness are taken into account.
In the case of Teri Hatcher... 20/100 in sexiness, 100/100 in publicity stunts
In the case of Adriana Lima - 100/100 in sexiness, 0/100 in publicity stunts
Thus, Teri Hatcher ends up getting a 120 and beats Adriana Lima for absolutely no good reason.
Crackhead editors...
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MONICA BELLUCI should be in the top 20 for sure!! Lovely Petra Nemcova as well...PARIS herpes HILTON???Are you kidding me? There's nothing Sexy about her at all, unless you like a big, oozing, crusty, herpes cunt to fuck! The world is truly fucked up!
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Repeat...
TOP 5
1.) Monica Bellucci (Over 40, but 5'10" and her face/body is still banging!!!)
2.) Scarlett Johansson (she got the DSL and the Twins, can’t beat that…)
3.) Jessica Alba (the average sized rack is the reason why Scarlett is better)
4.) Angelina Jolie (still very beautiful, DSL, but being w/Brad Pitt&Pregnant is a slight downgrade)
5.) Adriana Lima (brazilian, tall, DSL…automatic top 5 bid)
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Gwen shouldnt be there at all beucase without her over the top make up and clothes she looks like a pale, plain alien.
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#10000000000000 = Gigi!
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I'm glad I don't buy that magazine, otherwise I'd have my opinion swayed by assholes.
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Can some please tell me why Adriana Lima is not automatically number 1??????
Look at the links below and they should say it all. This woman is fine!
check this one
& this one
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not enough porn stars in the list..
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Hilary Duff, Fergie, Paris Hilton and Teri Hatcher, they'd be in my 100 least sexiest list.
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Dodgy list.
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Adriana Lima should be number 1. The Bastardly should make it's own list of the top 20 hottest women. After that it really doesn't matter. This list is for my dog to shit on...if I had a dog, it would shit on it. Maybe I'll just shit on it. Maybe I can get Terri Hatcher to shit on it. Then I'll make her go outside in the cold and sleep in her house.
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Adriana should diffently be higher on the list, Top 5. Paris Hilton, should be lower for sure. If the Olsen Twins went from 32-to-out then Paris should move down as well, and for Monica Bellucci to not be on the list is absurd. Gisele at 83 is just retarded. I think CARMEN LUVANA should be on the list for sure!!
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The List Is Fucked up. want proff? explain to me how SO MANY Pregent Women got on here? KATIE HOLMES?!?!? JENNIFER GARNER?!?!?
This List Is TOTAL SHIT, and, proves why i dont and wont EVER waste money on a subscription or Issue of FHM. if THIS is the list of the 100 that the "READERS" choose....god knows i DONT in ANYWAY want to be known as an FHM reader.
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This list is totally messed up. I don't even know where to start. Everyone has pretty much said what I was thinking. One other woman that I feel shouldn't be on this list is Howard Stern's girlfriend, Beth Ostrosky. She's a total nobody and looks like a man, what a joke.
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LB- I'm sure if we made a Bastardly Top 20 there'd be some dissention amongst our choices too... I know all my votes would go towards either 1) Latinas 2) Brasilian Supermodels 3) Petra Nemcova and 4) Bai Ling!!! HAH!!!
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After taking a second look at the list, I'm still shocked at how low Adriana is!! That's just plain stupid. You guys r right, Beth Ostrosky & Camron Diaz are ahead of her?? I don't think so...way off....way off. That's just wrong.
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Salma Hayek needs to be waaaay higher! Kelly Ripa, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton disgusting anorexic bodies need to not be there at all. Cameron Pizza Face Diaz, ewwwwwww. And how much money did Fergie pay to get on there, that must of been a shitload of ducats b/c this is hottest women NOT sexiest trannies (although that bitch wouldn't be on that list - Amanda Lepore is hotter than she is!)
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and am i wrong, or is Stacy Keibler NOT on this list!! WTF!!
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1) ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO
if not number 1, she should at least be top 5
Rachel Bilson is should DEFINITELY be in the top 20
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Scarlett looks good in that pic. I didn't even recognize her at first.
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1. laetitia casta
2. salma hayek
3. audrey tautou
4. scarlett johansson
5. heidi klum
6. eva mendes
7. elisha cuthbert
8. jennifer garner
9. lucy liu
10. dannii minogue
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Of course that horseface Beth Ostrosky had to be on the list. FHM is a bunch of ass kissers that had to add her because she does a stupid column for them every month.
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I didn't see Famke Janssen on the list.....WTF?
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BRITNEY SUDA BEEN THERE!!
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WTF is Teri Hatcher doing in the top10
and where is Rachel Bilson - I think she should be in top5
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http://women.sanook.com/fashion/cover/fcover_15842.php
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[...] It’s a close battle up at the top and if you haven’t voted (once!) yet then be sure to give us your list for Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006!!!! Will Scarlett make it official with The Bastardly Group as she did with FHM???? [...]
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[...] I’ll be posting 2 ladies a day (at approx. 12am & 12pm EST) with the announcement of #1 on Friday, May 12th @ 12pm EST. At that time I’ll also be posting a list of the Top 100 as I had originally done with the FHM Top 100 list. [...]
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[...] We’ve already seen the list for FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2006. We’ve all voiced our agreement or disagreement with the rankings and have given our own personal choices for the sexiest women in the world and I’ve been posting pictures of women who were & weren’t on the list. Now let’s get official with it…introducing The Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006!!! [...]
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[...] Summer Roberts, aka Rachel Bilson, is another one of those cases where she wasn’t ranked on FHM 100 Sexiest Women but comes in at #19 for Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006. What will Summer Roberts do in the season finale of The OC tonight??? [...]
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I agree this list is fuck up. I don't think it should be called the top 100 sexiest women. It should be call the top 100 who looks pretty because they have money. Hilary Duff, Kelly Clarkson, Jennifer and Jessica Simpson are all ugly, but has lots of money.
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Whom ever thought that janet jackson was not mean't to be on that garbage ass list can kiss ass and rot!!!! Yeah that list is so screwed up! I wonder who made that nothing ass list up! Pro bably some old fucked up ass bucketts!!
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Katie Fey #1
Alexandra Bereznova
Inna Shevchinco
Lenka Gaborova
Julia Kuhl
Natalia Sirocka
Valentian Vian
And of course the two Veronicas:
Vanoza and Zemanova
should be on there somewhere 8^)
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Dis list is so fucked up...all da gd lookin ladies r at da bottem nd all da mingin 1s r at da top!scarlett is so normal nd angie has da weirdest lips eva...nd wot about shakira?she sounds like a goat on crack nd her hair looks like she stuck ere finger in a plug socket!am i wrong???
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Here is my top ten
1. Danielle from Top Model 6
2. Roselyn Sanchez
3. Aiswarhya Rai
4. Ciara
5. Salma Hayek
fuck all those blonde bitches on FHM
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where the hell is Stacy Keibler with her legs and great ass
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Wait, wait, wait... There's something seriously messed up with this list...
How the hell is it possible, under any circumstances, to put Paris over Adriana?!
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1.Lindsay Lohan
2.Keira Knightly
3.Jessica Simpson
Man! Lindsay Should be the no.1 for the four years atleast!!!
She's a SMOKE
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1st of all let's start w/paris hilton...why is this no talented, annoying, good for nothing UGLY woman on the list. she should NEVER be on anyone's top anything. especially not the sexy list. maybe she should be on the top of the 100 top whore list. I AM SOOOOO SICK OF HER!!!!!!!!!
now Maria Sharapova...no anna. should not be that high at all!!!!
PLEASE...somebody get fergie off the list. she is no where near sexy.
jennifer garner, jessica biel, katie holmes,linday lohan, and jessica simpson need to GO. they are just plain looking white girl...nothing special about them AT ALL.
i am so sick of j-lo....she is just as outdated as janet jackson. way over-rated.
beyonce is over-rated too. tired of seeing her as well. will somebody tell her she is not all that!!!!
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I was going to come here and spill my 2 cents but it's already been said. Adriana Lima should be number one, but Scarlett is at leaste pretty, which is more than i can say for the rest of the list. It's obviously not a real list of the best looking chicks, just a whose more famous and been the mag ho the most.
If it's a list of whose had the best press they should CALL it that. . Look at some of the but ugly chicks above Adriana Lima and Petra. I'll pass on reading their no taste lil trashy mag ever again
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OMG DAT LIST IZ SHIT Y KATE BECKINSALE CAME IN NO.78 !!.......WHU DA HELL IZ JENNY MCCARTHY ??!!......KELLY CLARCKSON MAKES IT 2 50 N KATE IZ 78 U R KIDDIN ME!!!..Y IZ LINSDAY DERE LIKE OMG!!
MY LIST
1. KATE BECKINSALE
2.ANGELINA JOLIE
3.KIERA KINGHTLY
4.EVA MENDEZ
5.JESSICA ALBA
6.EVA LONGORIA
7.RACHEL MCADAMS
8.NELLY FURTADO
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see there's a huge difference between what girls think look good and what men like.
I don't know why, because of fashion mag I guess (you don't have to be very smart to read a magazine that says the same thing all the time)
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w.t.f is up with that list yea some of them are sexy but what about the women in the wwe nearly all them should be on that list
trish stratus
stacey kiebler
torrie wilson
ashley
sable
jillian hall
kristal
lita
victoria
maria
sharmell e.tc e.t.c!!!!!!
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My SEXY LIST of All Time
1.Marilyn Monroe
2.Raquel Welch
3.Laetitia Casta
4.Angelina Jolie
5.Selma Hayek
6.Monica Belluci
7.Petra Nemcova
8.Eva Mendez
9.Kate Beckinsale
10.Adriana Lima
11.Charlize Theron
12.Jessica Biel
13.Jessica Alba
14.Jessica Simpson
15.Halle Berry
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DAMN!this list makes ME feel beautiful,i better call FHM fast!
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and i did not see fergie beat DENISE RICHARDS!!!i guess this list is still in random order
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ohh my god kate beckinsale 78 she should be no.1 thats pissed me off
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Halle berry, beyonce, or salma hayek should be infront of a whole lot of ppl, they should at least be at number 2, or number 3, fuck that shit, that is just wrong, and hold up, where da fuck is buffie the body, melyssa ford, megan good, and y da fuck is alicia keys all da way up in number fucking 65, WHAT DA FUCCCCKKKKKKK, THAT SHIT IS NOT RIGHT AT ALL, AND HOLD UP VIDA GUERRA SHOULD NOT BE INFRONT OF SALMA HAYEK, AND J-HO, THAT SHIT IS NOT RIGHT MAN, YA'LL NIGGAS ARE ON C.R.A.C.K. FUCK THAT......
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jennifer hawkins is like way hotter than all ur american bushpigs....
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man what the fuck are whore pornstars doing on the list and monica bellucci out?dammit
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Rachel fucking Ray is before Gisele....?
I think not.
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kristin kreuk should be 45 places higher and angelina jolie #2???
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man tat rlly is FUCKED UP. wtf, like seriously FERGIE? how can they possibly PUT HER ON THE LIST??? wtf rachel bilson is off the list and olsen twins too wtf! eww teri hatcher at number 10 ?!?!?!?!? lindsay lohan the slut should be bumped out or at least BELOW 80 and eww wthell jessica simpson at #4?? SHE AINT EVEN HOT !!!!!?!?!?! fat ass. and sarah michelle gellar should totally be HIGHER!!!!!!!!!! scarlett johanssen does not deserve to be #1, she's not tat pretty ==" and omfg is alexis bledel NOT ON THE LIST??? she is so pretty how can she not be on the list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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As I understand it, the list is based on a poll. But some of us find these rankings mysterious, and I can only suspect that those are the result of some tampering by powerful publicity agents or inside favoritism. If someone like, say, Teri Hatcher didn't have a hit TV series at this time, she wouldn't even be on the radar screen.
In response to the comments made regarding Lindsay Lohan, she was hot to me for all of a couple of weeks, her peak hitting about the time she was 18 and posing for that GQ spread. That's about the hottest she ever was and ever will be. And Sarah Michelle Gellar??? Nope. She was cute at best when Buffy first aired, then went downhill from there. And just by her personality alone she shouldn't even be in the top 1,000,000. I oughtta know, I was on the set of many Buffy episodes and she's a first class primadonna diva bitch! Actually, the same goes with Lindsay, one of the worst people to work with on a film set. Absolute nightmare. And Paris Hilton looks like an alien.
I do agree about Fergie. If it were years ago when she was with Wild Orchid, she would have easily made the top 5. But all the drug problems from her past have unfortunately caught up with her.
Pascale Hutton would easily make the list if she were better known. Most everyone here's probably unfamiliar with this guest star on "Smallville," but she's the blonde-haired, blue-eyed version of Jessica Biel. Scorching, scalding hot hot HOT!!!
Well, apparently the FHM 100 list is history because FHM is history.
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WHERE THE HELL IS ALYSON HANNIGAN????
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Alessandra is and will always be my # 1
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Ok the Fergie thing had to be a joke for the new list! Here's my 15. I tried to pick faces that are as strong as their bods
1. Angelina Jolie
2-Scarlett Johansson
3-Vida Guerra
4-Robin Arcuri
5-Izabel Goulart
6.-Kate Beckinsale
7-Carmen Electra
8-Gisele Bundchen
9-Jessica Alba
10-Dana Hamm
11- Natasha Suri
12-Manuela Arcuri
13-Victoria Silvstedt
14-Heidi Klum-
15-Adriana Lima
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OMGOSHH
get jessica alba out of the listtt
she shouldnt be on it
AT ALL
Sophia bush is pretty
ADRIANA LIMA IS
ALESSANDRA IS
omgosh
FUCKK ALBA
shez uglyyy
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Wow....Kelly Clarkson #50.....Rachel Bilson off the charts......hmmmmmm.......Kelly Clarkson, The "Face of Nascar", #50..........But Rachel Bilson is off the charts.......The Face of overweight, sweaty, rednecks is #50. But ubber hot rachel bilson fell off the charts. Ya, this is quite the list........
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Gretchen Bleiler-yuki... awfull...what on earth they put her on list...she look's like she's 100 or something like that...anyway...i must admit that all other woman on the list are pretty...so don't shit they're ugly,unless if u r better looking then them...but i must admit they really put wrong name by these number...gisele should be much higher...and scarlet is hot but not that hot to be number one...and Theri Hatcher...sure she's pretty but definetly not hot... Milla Jovovich should be on list...and nicole kidman too,she's is very sexy whit her gentle look...:) anyway... i don't care to much,hope they'll do better next time...
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Paris Hilton Should be #1 every year!!!!!!!!!
PARIS HILTON
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evangeline lilly shud be in top 20
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[...] Last year the title of FHM Sexiest Woman In The World 2006 went to Scarlett Johansson. How in the hell did this year’s honor go to Jessica Alba? Don’t get me wrong, I think she’s hot but seriously, #1? You know my pick for the sexiest woman in the world would be Alessandra Ambrosio. With that said, I think I might have to do a Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 since the 2006 version was such a success. [...]
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Adriana Lima, thats all i have to say, correct that next year, lima for number 1. shes a stone cold fox!
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Yeah, but there are so many ugly women in this world, you have to wonder why they chose Gretchen Bleiler to represent them. And how she was ranked higher than some of the most beautiful models on earth.
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This list is absolute shit. Jenny McCarthy must have started swallowing this year, I can't think of any other way she would be rated at all...much less that fuckin' high! No Sofia Vergara!!? Blasphemous! Oh well, it's just a popularity contest, except for McCarthy whom the told it was a blowjob contest, obviously.
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wutever... we all know adriana lima is better than stupid jessica simpson or anyone else. obviously its based on how much the person has been in the public eye....
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This list is retarded. Adriana Lima should be number 1 without any doubts. Jessica Alba sohuldnt be number 3, more like 30. Halle Berry should be dropped 40 places.
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Ana at 96.....Outrage!!! Im hoping she's moved up a whole lot by next year
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Tori Praver
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Ms. Alba is the real #1. C'mon, Ms. Johanson looks like every other caucasian woman.
Gwen Stefani and Ziyi should of ranked higher...
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I wish all other caucasian women looked like Scarlett. There are plenty who could have been picked number one but I don't have a big problem with her getting it. I can't say the same for most of the rest of the list though...
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phil there are pregnant women on there because women are responsible for the list
it is a conspiracy to have men start liking women that other women thing we should
do NOT submit
continue to oggle pornstars and strippers
val i was going to say the same thing about stern's girlfriend
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i did a post about this on the forum, but, for the record....
10 of the 100 people on the FHM Top 100 list are in some way shape or form IN this months issue of FHM...the one the supplement comes with....
and FIVE people in the top 100 write colums for or regulary appear in FHM....
Jenny McCarthy
Natalie Gulbis (EASILY NOT the hottest female golfer)
Morgan Webb
Beth Ostrosky
Vida Guerra
talk about some fucking Bias....im glad the bastardly is doing a List of their own....
Speaking of which...when you do your top ten....dont forget....
1. KATE BECKINSALE
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Lindsay Marry me
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I forgot to add Brigitte Bardot
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what si Fergie doing there? she is a beast......half of them shouldnt be there....
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and honestly... there are better people than scarlett to be number 1.... but they needed some change i guess or else no one would buy their magazine
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WTF, bird nose Hilton is number 11, no way!!!! Paris is so freakin ugly with her crazy ass weird eye!
Adrana Lima & Petra Nemocova put bird nose to shame in the looks department.
They should be waaaaaaay ahead of big hawk nose, hawk nose should not even be on the list, it must be in part how many people you fucked last year. No wonder then, Paris should be number 1 with all her herpes & assorted STD's!
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DUDE....
TERRY FUCKING HATCHER???
IS THIS WORLD FUCKED UP OR WHAT???
(THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE)
HORSE FACEED CHINNIFER MANISTON SHOULDN'T BE THERE AT ALL!!!!
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Scarlett Johanson is number 17.
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Some very deserving ladies aree no longer in the list.....
idiots...what a shady list...
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