Fergie & Jojo: The Butterface Connection



I know Fergie is the definition of butterface, but Jojo is just a personal opinion. It seems like God gifted Jojo a lot of face meat, but forgot to hook her up w/ the extra skin necessary to handle the meat. I cringe when I see this girl smile b/c it looks so damn painful. Her skin, for some odd reason, reminds me of the skin of burn victims. Ok, my bad, that was pretty gross (& mean).

These butterfaces come from fashion week in NYC---a week in which every celebrity & her mother decided to put on a $3000 designer dress & walk the fucking runway. There should be laws against unhot (not necessarily ugly) people temping as models.

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That Jojo is truly awful ! Even Fergie looks not bad next to her ! Although it seems she's had lip collagen overload...

Monday, February 6th, 2006 @ 2:43pm
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Moe, you are TOO funny and yes I totally agree with the butterface connection. I think this is how young ladies end up getting plastic surgery. Oh well, JoJo definitely needs it.

Monday, February 6th, 2006 @ 2:53pm
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I think Usher is a butterface. Nice body... but the faceee arhhhhh its like a monkey...

Monday, February 6th, 2006 @ 3:00pm
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Lisa,

You said what I have thought all along about Usher. I never understood why women thought he was such a big deal besides his body, but that face and weird hairline of his, total monkey.

But come on give JoJo a break! She's still real young and that's most likely baby fat. She's in no way worse off than Fergie

Monday, February 6th, 2006 @ 3:40pm
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Hey, I'd rather look at Fergie and Jojo, then looking at those guy celebs...That's just fucking gay.

Monday, February 6th, 2006 @ 3:50pm
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hey man the ladies need something to look at too. It's not a sausage fest here at bastardly

Monday, February 6th, 2006 @ 3:58pm
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lol this post is too funny

Monday, February 6th, 2006 @ 4:10pm
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isnt jo jo like 13? aww leave her be until she is at least 16

Monday, February 6th, 2006 @ 4:14pm
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They look strangely alike I'll give you that.

Monday, February 6th, 2006 @ 4:40pm
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"Joanna Levesque was born on the 20th of December 1990 in Foxborough"
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1685658/

As long as she's old enough to put herself in such situations, she's game for mockery.

Monday, February 6th, 2006 @ 4:44pm
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Jojo should not smile. Ever.

Seriously, 15 or not, I wouldn't even bukkake her.

Fergie, on the other hand, I *would* bukkake, but only because I know she'd get all prissy and really hate it in her hair and eyes...I would laugh.

Monday, February 6th, 2006 @ 6:00pm
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Icky icky! Does Fergie have whip scars on her back?! Did she get punished for taking off her bag during sex, or something?

Monday, February 6th, 2006 @ 6:05pm
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She doesn't seem like she's suffering from anything other than her young adolescent awkward phase and too much dinner the night before. Give her a few more years.

Monday, February 6th, 2006 @ 7:44pm
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So Fergie seriously looks like Kirstie Alley to me in the first pic...good thing she's losing all that weight...

Monday, February 6th, 2006 @ 9:56pm
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jojo, not so bad really in looks, as said above, she's young.
her stylist needs to be shot tho... i never knew you could skin the California Raisins and make a dress from them, ick.

also, the VERY last pic of fergie, is she having some between the legs staining issue again? white and crusty... she has some issues me thinks. again, ick.

Monday, February 6th, 2006 @ 10:20pm
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how come they look good in their mtv's? esp fergie. i really liked her before and thought she's really hot before i saw her pics in this site. but i guess that the real fergie and jojo in the flesh.

Monday, February 6th, 2006 @ 11:12pm
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Fergie is gross... but next to Jojo she looks gorgeous.
This post is disgusting.
Oh, and thank you Robby.

Monday, February 6th, 2006 @ 11:51pm
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Oh dear. Jojo seems to have gotten herself a pair of cheek implants that are way too big How old is she? 15? She used to be kind of cute...in that "i'm trying to appear older" kind of way.

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 @ 5:03am
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What the heck is wrong with both of their faces? It looks like theyre melting. When will the day come where people stop overtanning and getting plastic surgery and go for the natural and less horrifying look?! I digress.

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 @ 10:04am
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She must have been bitten by a dog or something.

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 @ 2:34pm
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She looks like she has mumps or she just got her wisdom teeth pulled.

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 @ 10:09pm
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Fattie Fergie and JuJu make me want to PURGE!!! YUCK

Wednesday, February 8th, 2006 @ 4:35pm
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Jojo doesn't look too good for a 15 year old. She looks almost as old as Fergie. Yeah I know everyone looks perfect in the MTV videos...until, God forbid, you see them in real life.

Sunday, February 12th, 2006 @ 12:25am
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Jojo looks like she stuffs her cheeks full of cotton balls. Too weird.

Sunday, February 12th, 2006 @ 12:42am
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Fergie isnt hot, but next to Jojo shes okay...Jojo is ugly and has a head too big for her body...eew

Sunday, February 12th, 2006 @ 2:38pm
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Um, well, I like Jojo's eyebrows.

Saturday, March 11th, 2006 @ 9:42pm
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I think its just her eyebrows…she really isn’t that bad, in her get out video she was sooo hott. I think she actually is beautiful

Monday, April 3rd, 2006 @ 9:15pm
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hiy jojo i jest wot to tel you som theyn wot is 21 10 EQS WIT

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 12:38pm
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I can't stand Fergie! Cause #1 she stole my guy (Justin Timberlake) and #2 she's a fuckin hore and wants her way. JoJo didn't do anything wrong, so she's cool!

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 5:50pm
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fergie looks terribly ugly here, but lets get real here jojo is a beautiful looking young woman. she should not be criticized for her looks. not now not ever because she is gorgeous. on the other hand say all you want about fergie because she looks disgusting

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 @ 3:55pm
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these pics r jst bad 1s of jojo aint ne of u lot had bad pics b4? n on the pics u c in ur magazine n on the telly wel hav u eva herd of sumfin as airbrushin?!?

Monday, August 21st, 2006 @ 7:20pm
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jojo does not need plastic surgery cos she is gorgeous just the way she looks and people that do get plastic surgery i believe r just pathetic to do that to them selves.....

and wat does BUTTAFACE MEAN N E WAY!!!!!!!!!

send your answer if you know 2 sav0006@pakenhamsc.vic.edu.au

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 @ 10:13pm
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FUG alert! FUGLY! Think it should just be BUTTFACE. But buttaface is kinda endearing.

Thursday, September 7th, 2006 @ 12:00am
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well done to all the people who said that jojo is not a butterface. jojo is a gorgeous looking young woman. it is obvious that it is only ugly people taking the piss out of jojo because they are jealous of her good looks. i mean if she really was ugly then im sure you would have more respect than to say these things about her, but i think you all know that she is far from ugly really. which is why you say these things about her because it makes you feel better because really you are the ugly ones.

Saturday, September 16th, 2006 @ 10:00am
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Storing nuts for the winter Jo jo?

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 4:44pm
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didn't jojo's face apear on the front cover of "Seventeen" mag? How about any one of your faces?

Sunday, December 17th, 2006 @ 8:36pm
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Where is the bud?

Sorry, couldn't resist the pun (no, I'm REALLY sorry; I won't get that stupid Where Is the Love? song out...

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007 @ 12:45pm
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Fergie and Jojo are beautiful. Jojo has a fresh young face and she's just a kid. Fergie had a drug habit that messed up her face. She used to take exstacy a lot. I think she also gained weight so while her body is full and still banging, her face sags a little and when she lifts her eyebrows she get forhead wrinkles. Her face is just not tight enough. So, her eyes sag too. Trust me, i usually wore my hair in a ponytail or braids pulled back but when i shaved my head, my eyes must have dropped like an inch. i probably looked like a neandrathal although i still had guys liking me because of my personality. Here's what Fergie needs to do- she need to lose enough weight to make her face skin tight again, like in the "Humps" video. in that video you can see that she is thinner than she is now and her face was really tight. next thing she should do is eat 100% raw organic fruits and vegetables. That will clear up the wrinkle and damage done to her face from the drugs. If she did this, she would blow everyone away with her facial beauty. There are studies that say men and women prefer facial beatuy over body beauty, so Fergie needs to do what she needs to do to get her face tighter to raise her eyebrows and clear the wrinkles and give her a nice glow without blush or tanning. Besides that, Usher is so completely hot- don't talk evil about him! I'm a black woman! My father looks like him. Black men are beautiful with their large noses and ethnic features and so am I. If you want to be racist people who think white skin and features are write, then you have to live with yourself.

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 11:20am
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Fergie is a very pretty woman but she has got to change her eyebrows and jojo well lets hope she is still growing in to her smile!

Sunday, September 16th, 2007 @ 3:31pm
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yeah, well jojo would NEVER pee on herself.

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 9:33pm
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jojo is GORGEOUS.

and fergie...she's decent.

i think that her cheeks are cute, she's different. not like the same ole thing walking around. I think yall are just jealous cause she's got talent and she's gorgeous. i bet you wouldnt talk about someone if she wasnt famous. i bet you all would wanna fuck her, so fuck off!

Saturday, November 10th, 2007 @ 9:11pm
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You people are so fucking mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you know what I bet, if you all looked in the mirror at your selves you would not see perfection!!!!!!!!! You just make fun of people your jealous of because you hate the way your FACES look. It's sad that all of you would stoop that low just to make yourselves feel better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Saturday, December 15th, 2007 @ 4:03am
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Well have you seen the New crop of Victoria's Secret "angels"? Esp. the Australian one who does the weird poem about her push up bra? Talk about some round excessively fleshed faces there. (The aussie out does chipumunk cheeked Aidriana Lima!) Is everyone on drugs? I keep seeing that lanky limp oily "Fergir" hair too in the catalogues. Is everyone on drugs?

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 3:48pm
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I agree with JessicaCurl. I'd love to see all of you people calling them butterfaces. I bet you guys look a state.

Saturday, January 26th, 2008 @ 8:28am
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jojo is awsome and i do think she did get a plastic face and come on that cant b real, but other then that she does have a good voice.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 7:23pm
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jojo looks like she got hit on the right side of her face with a bat (insert phallic joke) and make-up tried to cover it up with beige stucco paint.

Monday, February 6th, 2006 @ 3:48pm
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Jojo is 15 and will be 16 12-20

Monday, February 6th, 2006 @ 4:28pm
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JoJo is kinda cute, she's so young, so going to change a lot over the next couple of years, diffently not a run-way model though I agree. As for Fergie, I don't think she's that good looking. Sometimes she looks OK, and others r like what the hell!!

Monday, February 6th, 2006 @ 4:56pm
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How does Josh fuck her she looks like a MAN!

Wednesday, February 8th, 2006 @ 4:37pm
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