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These were snapped yesterday in Miami Beach.
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It appears as if all the VS models are finally in Miami Beach---yes, including Bastardly favorites Izabel Goulart & Candice Swanepoel! Have a taste of Izabel & Candice directly below & don't forget to sample the rest of the women in the subsequent pages.
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If this doesn't spice up your weekend, then you need to fly your ass down to Miami & try to sex up one of these women. And, if you do manage to get one of these women tipsy & in the sack, please remember to leak the sex tape!!

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Snapped yesterday afternoon in Miami Beach.

Ummm, what's Kim Kardashian doing staying @ Fontainebleau Hotel & Resort in Miami Beach?! Is she, God forbid, trying to become a Victoria's Secret Angel or is she just one of the smartest camera whores in the biz?

Since we want to think somewhat reasonably realistic, we're gonna assume it's the latter. Kim obviously has great people pimping her out b/c coincidently she's staying at the same resort where all the Victoria's Secret models are staying. With a bazillion cameras following around all the VS hotties, it's pretty much a sure shot that any other celebrity on the same beach will also get some love from the cameras.

That happened earlier today when the large booty'd reality TV star put on a black bikini & hit the beach while all the Victoria's Secret models were doing a swimwear photo shoot. Lucky for Kim!! So naturally, this sets us up for a classic Beauty vs Booty Bastardly Matchup. There's not much more to say except vote down below & enjoy the juicy pics!

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Time for some Adriana Lilma overdosin' like Heidi Montag (bad joke). Adriana Lima will be wearing the new Fantasy Bra at this year's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Here's a little release about the bra:

Our All New Miracle Bra gets the black tie treatment from celebrity jeweller Martin Katz in this exclusive, one-of-a-kind creation for Victoria’s Secret. Set with 3,575 black diamonds, 117 certified 1-carat round diamonds and 34 rubies, with a pièce de résistance of two lavish black diamond drops totalling 100 carats.

Designed for maximum cleavage enhancement and adorned with nearly 3,900 stunning gems, it’s the ultimate fantasy gift. Total carat weight: 1500 ct. $5,000,000.”

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Beyonce's was getting some much needed R&R in luxurious South Beach earlier today. Here are pics of B taking a brief stroll on the beach with a five---yes, as in, not one, two, three, or four, BUT FIVE---security guard entourage! I guess the security detail comes with the territory if you're gonna bounce around in public sporting an 18 carat diamond wedding ring & you also happen to be rapper Jay-Z's wifie,

The next month or so is turning out to be huge for Beyonce. Before dropping her third solo album on Nov. 18th, the former Destiny's Child member will bombard U.S. radio waves on Oct. 14th with two singles, "If I Were a Boy" and "Single Ladies," so get your iPods ready, ladies!

Here's the B rolling with her security buddies:
Photo Credit: Juan Garces / Splash News

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A few months ago we posted candids of the photoshoot, now here's the final product.

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After checking out the last few sets of Jessica Alba bikini pics coming out of Cabo San Lucas, I beginning to think that J.Alba's entire pregnancy was a big hoax. It's simply not possible to for a woman to look this hot just 4 months following a pregnancy.

Either it was a big joke or Jessica had a team of top plastic surgeons from around the globe on hand to help patch things up right after she gave birth. It's almost frightening to think that this lady might be hotter now than she was before she got knocked up w/ Honor-Marie.

Anywho, if you missed our previous posts, check them here & here. And, to compare w/ old Jessica Alba bikini pics, hit this & this.

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