Exclusive! Hillary Duff's New Album: H&D Sounds
Wednesday, August 31st, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
How cute of her to use her initials as the title of her new album, but don't be fooled Hillary fans!! The H & D really stands for Horse & Donkey---not Hilary & Duff. Since Ass sold millions of copies of her last CD, I'm pretty sure Hillary's Horse & Donkey Sounds will win a Grammy or two.
Ok, since this joke is going nowhere, let's look @ a few photos of Hillary performing one of the singles titled, Heeehaaaw.
Ok, since this joke is going nowhere, let's look @ a few photos of Hillary performing one of the singles titled, Heeehaaaw.
I swear, I think she used to be the donkey on that show, Hee-Haw. Her teeth gave me nightmares, I am sooo suing her for mental distress......
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Arg, the teeth joke is getting old. Get over it already.
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she looks like she wants to take a big demonic bite out of someone in that second photo.
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Please insert Lorena Bobbit/Guy she is dating joke here.
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What a talentless bimbo!
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moelicious! you bastard!!
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LMAO!!! In the second pic She looks like doofy from Scary Movie!
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I LOVE YOU HILARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOOO BAD NOBODY LOVES U ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hi u guys are fucking stupid she rocks
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Who is fuckin stupid?????????????? Im krysta by the way, you wanna get dissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hils album rocks almost as much as she does so shut up
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has hillary any irish connections eg. are any of her family irish, have she ever been to ireland ???? COME ON THE IRISH!!! IRISH PEOPLE ARE SO COOL.MISCHA BARTONS (FROM THE O.C) MOTHER IS IRISH.THAT IS SO COOL ISN`T!!!!!
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she is rather mint wudnt mind a go but she cnt sing.... no problem jus stik sum soks in her mouth n then fuk her
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She looks like a bulimic mule. She needs to eat a hamburger and go back to having her chicklet teeth.
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mehh...her freaking voice annoys me but I must admit, she does look prettier than before (when she was playing the role of Lizzie McGuire)
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I LOVE YOU DEANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR UR COMMENTS AND REPLIES ABOUT MY PREVIOUS POST!!!!
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