Eva Longwhoria: Ph.D. In Sports Whoring
Wednesday, August 10th, 2005 late in the morning while chugging coffee

NY DAILY NEWS....LLOYD GROVE'S LOWDOWN
THE TWO FACES OF EVA? "Desperate Housewives" manslayer Eva Longoria may or may not be engaged to San Antonio Spur Tony Parker, but he was nowhere to be seen Sunday when she took to the pool at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel with Dallas Cowboys teammates Drew Henson and Keyshawn Johnson. "It was like a harem of athletes around her," says an eyewitness. "I didn't see a ring on her finger. She was all over the place in her little pink bikini, flirting with Jason Pomeranc." [NY DAILY]
Surprise, surprise. I was almost sure she'd would at least hit up a few award shows & possibly swindle an engagement ring from Tony Parker before even entertaining the urge to sleep around with other professional sports figures (behind Tony's back, of course). It looks like the China trip w/ Tones was enough & now Eva thirsty for more.
I just hope all the dudes looking to jump inside this beaut are double baggin'.












That engagment was so made up. They were never engaged. However, she sure does get around a lot.
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Eva’s rockin’ the hot babe look in her little Angels outfit.
Luv the pic of her lifting up the shirt , hittin’ us with those gorgeous abs.
She looks absolutely bangin’ in these pics.
Beautiful ass, always looks fantasitc wearing jeans.
Not even subtle about hiking up the shirt or sticking out that ass.
Luv her confidence.
Why bother even wearing the shirt?
Who cares about the baseball game, Eva was the main event in OC that afternoon.
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Go Eva! You got it like that!
Hell, if I looked like THAT, I'd be butt-ass naked in the produce section of Publix!
More power to ya, ho.
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Eva's hot. But it's probably best to double-bag for safety, just in case. Burning itching is just no fun.
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The kids mom is dressed sluttier!!!
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I think she looks great. I also don't see anything wrong with the way she is dressed. I dress like that. It doesn't mean I'm a slut. It means that I am really proud of my figure and I am comfortable in my skin. Aside from that the clothes are comfy too.
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could someone clue me in to who the other 'sports whores' are... ??? hmm anyone else ?? come on... :)
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eva longoria is a typical it girl with no talent tammy. you are also a typical girl that has to sell her body to the whole fucking world becuase you are proud of it because that is all you are worth. If sexy girls have any class they don't don't dress lie Recreation sluts in tight jeans 24x7 with halter tops, but instead..... sexy "classy" ladies dress the role right enough eye to leave the imagination burning, instead of the though if your cock is going to burn after taking the main hole down. Eva is a very atypical looking bar player that we get in Miami or Boca on a Friday night and by Sunday you have had enough of her yaking and elistist bull crap. Of course you have had to take her anal before the ditch.
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Also John..a man with any class doesn't say the words cock and talk about taking it up the ass. I imagine you as some type of construction worker that whistles and these type of girls and gets flipped off on a regular basis! Of course it is wrong for me to assume that but your vocabulary certainly fits the part. Also...I don't go to the bar. I am high on life and don't need intoxicants to get me through the weekend!
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tammy,
No offrense tammy! I am a successful executive that runs a major computer hardware company in palm beach florida. i lost my virginity at 12 in the 70's before you were born and knocked up 3 chicks in high school and paid to fix the problem, and at that time broke. today is friday and i have some time to level with you here. i cherish women and respect them, by the way you are on a blog site lady. i am a white self made man that has never had a handout from anyone. i have always had a woman on my arm that is of class, beauty and BRAINS that even dress at times like you and that is okay because I have no problem with half of S. Fl wanting to sodomize them by the stares they get when we go out. but come on if you dress like a slut you are one or want to be one. many a times i ask my date to dress more appropriately because the above the ass tattoos, get tiresome to look at 24x7 and i am tired of kicking others asses that get out of hand with the comments on a date with Ms. buns. it is called being a wannabe. you see eva longoria represents the typical mercenary type of girl that gives your type a bad name. women today in america are too media and tv influence in their tastes and all look the same...hello eva hello tammy. they have little self respect and need to show off their tight little bodies and sleep around and think the double standard went away when man hater, male mysongist Ophra came on and Cosmopolitan filled your tiny little pretty long soft haired heads with the bogus fact we are still cavemen. fuck that...the jeans you wear were designed by men so are your high heels...so comfortable! i have been dating since my break up with my finance last year, frankly for the past five years womens attitudes about their grace and sexuality have gone down and i am tired of seeing girls that look like porn whores on the street, let alone dating one. if you got to sell your sexuality so hard you are sexist and you all most often like that i find as others do. just check out the way 13 year old girls dress... are you okay with that does your kid look like paris, britney or christina....you all set the example for other women. i hope you enjoy your reality tv and more of the slut eva really is. you chicks here in our country, america don't have a clue on how good you all got it! but i will be fucked if i will fall of be sold on your childish and cavewoman bullshit. women today don't take responsibility for their bad actions and i feel sorry for eva's boyfriend if he thinks his deal of heart is real with this upscale wannabe street whore cum swallower.
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look people hot girls are hot girls, they have tact class, don't sleep to get to the top, respect men that respect them...what the fuck is so magical about that. eva is trash period and can't act and a guy user with the right gifts. take my advice guys go for a 7 or an 8 they cost half as much as a 9 like eva or a 10 and watch the dress, guise and games. Don't let em whip you with their exterior prosteriors. Sorry tammy truth is truth sweetheart.
Ps. you probably are a cool chick when you want to be! ;)
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I was born in 1971 so you are off on the guess of my age. I went to college to be a funeral director on my own and paid for it on my own. I own my own home, I have a family and don't need to go out and try to lure men in by dressing provacatively. I dress that way on my days off because it is casual and comfortable. I dress up so much during the week that it is nice to just relax and not worry about having a perfectly pressed suit on. I will reitterate...I never said I dress that way 24/7. Is Eva supposed to be wearing a suit at a baseball game? I am not a fan of Eva I only commented on her clothing.
Also Mr. Self made successful business owner. It seems that you don't know what the shift button is on your keyboard. I certainly hope you don't send out your professional self made professional business letters and not use any capitalization. It is so cliché for men to say they are self made business owners, especially when they throw the word computer in the mix!
You obviously have some esteem issues of your own to deal with before you try and slag me. Anyone that loses their virginity at 12 is bragging about something that they should be ashamed of. At 12 you should have been more worried about dirtbikes and football. You also are so worried about your self image that you tell women how to dress around you? Your low esteem issues are showing in abundance with that statement!
I have a 12 year old daughter and she doesn't dress like a slut, nor would I let her go to out dressed like a slut. I won't even let her wear makeup yet. Rest assured she knows that her mother is intelligent. She is very proud to talk about my accomplishments.
After your last comment I know I'm correct in my previous statement. You hate women that dress like this because there was a girl that did dress such way that you loved and she rejected you like a piece of used toilet paper. You choose to stereotype all women that dress in this manner as sluts and bitches because of it. It truly is very sad!
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Tammy, your crazy impulse to explain yourself to complete strangers in great detail could very well be the Carpal Tunnel Syndrome of you some day. Some day soon. You have to watch that stuff. Don't say I didn't try to help.
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Well Some Dude, according to John I'm a big slut so evidentally with all the alcohol I ingest on the weekends while I'm out whoring (because I wear jeans) I will not be able to feel the pain of the Carpal Tunnel anyway. I am too busy screwing random guys (because I wear jeans) and I think I would have developed Carpal Tunnel by now anyway from jerking off the random guys all the time (because I wear jeans)! No Worries!
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All this talk of free handjobs and dragging around corpses is getting me pretty hot... meow!
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Tammy,
Hi, Again you are on a (male predominant) blog site! Again Eva..... yes Eva Longoria is a slut and as far as the shift key is concerned, you and your attitude is not worth the need for cordial and proper writing, how about your scribble?. By the way do you understand microprocessors and maps and how they work, do you understand your own computer and how the shift key interfaces with your bios and subsystems??? Do you?? Sure I have been hurt by a few drop dead chicks, like you mention, but still respect women, yes women....... not whores and ass candy, play game sluts on a rocket propelled vagina, (okay the later type is good for a BJ or two that is nice once in a while you know), maybe even a few not as hot, you hottie in tight jeans with a belly button piecing Ms. Tammy you!!!, not doubt, they left me and my kindness, my comfort you see dropped my guard but never my interest in loving them, as kind loving gentleman, but I found that the prettier they were, the more they tought the world was more like a toilet for their gorgeous asses to shit on, you see Tammy as all upscale seekers, like Eva, and from what it is sounding as your retract your synergy of looking like a slut in tight jeans for your intial blog, they found more $ingnificant men than my 41 year old ass could Mu$ter. you see once the honeymoon was over and the dollars got a bit tighter due to our raging good economy, the expensive travelling, handbags, ortodontist, personal trainer had to stop. When I needed a little understanding, got conservative with the bling, took them to 3 star places vs 4-5 star where no celebs would show up like Eva, they dropped me. You see folks with gorgeous girls it is all about them and I ain't even talking celebs. So yes my dear Tammy you are right I am an asshole and I got shit on by a gorgeous ass, actually better than Eva, your diva you seem to defend. Look I have developed more than you could ever fathom with computers. At 41 years of age and can sniff out a whore very easily so can some dude, so can the owner of this hilarious site!!!! Even you!!!! I really don't think you are one but you might want to start having respect for real people, real ones just like you rich or poor but with good heart....you are not the only one here! Look Eva really needs a fat cock up her ass period....what is wrong with that???? You know it happens. Get to know that. Have a nice weekend Tammy. Ciao from Sunny Florida....home of da slutz!
Ps. hey guys you got to come down here lots of Eva but better....and cheaper...with marginal nagging.
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"Raging good economy." That cracks me up. Hey John, you're not by any chances mocking Paramount Leader and his profoundly genius tiller-handling are you? 'Cause that would be real unpatriotic-like. I thought that wasn't allowed down in Florida.
Anyway, you're saying your sluts are so good it's worth the swamps, the Jebs, and the hurricanes to come down there? I might have to think about that. Our local gold-diggers are completely out of price range at this point.
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I said earlier that I am not a fan of Eva. I am defending the fact that I can dress like that to be casual and that I am not a whore for it. I put that as simple as I can. Why would you be asking me questions about something other then my vocation? Does that mean you are smarter then I because I can not answer your questions? No, I don't think you are of less intelligence because you can't raise a vein and embalm someone. I would not expect you to know if you are not trained. I am not asking you which type of embalming fluid you would use on someone that is jaundice? I am not asking you which tool you use to fill the cavity. Where to insert the trolcowl? Are you ignorant for not knowing. NO, you are simply not trained in that vocation. Simple as that!
As for my love of a man...I would not break up with someone that can't take me to a 5 star resturant. I would not use someone just for the money. I date men for their personality and heart not for what they can buy me.
Because I wear jeans doesn't make me less intelligent, it doesn't make me a whore and it doesn't make me a person that would be so superficial that I would break up with a man because I didn't think he drove a fancy enough vehicle or take me out to expensive places.
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I must also add to my previous post that any man I date must have a brain in their head. I too have dated the "good looking" guy and found that they did more grooming to themselves then I did. There is something wrong with a relationship when a weekend outing together consists of going to the salon for equal waxing, manicures, pedicures and tanning. I enjoy an intelligent conversation. Something I could never have with the "really good looking guy". Not saying I date ugly guys since then. I'm just saying I learned to look beyond the looks.
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oh Tammy you bust balls and thats okay and alright relax!!!. you are taking this all to wrong in supporting that fact that it is okay for girls to dress like "sweet" ass candy trash. in tight camel toe clothing that is "comfortable" to wear at least for ones ego...you know like Eva! I am glad I am not in your profession, you probably do well and don't need a man..good for you I am proud of you! Thanks for telling me I don't know how do caps on a computer that I have partial input in it's design! If you were substantially gorgeous there would be a higher probabiltiy that you would be like MOST of the rest looking for $ubstance...you know like Eva. Don't you agree on this....stop hiding from the truth please it is not you!!!! SomeDude and I both care about you honestly my dear.
We just want to fuck Eva and be done. We are guys and we want to shoot our DNA all over you alls nice butts, faces etc.......so what's wrong with that. You have a problem with that? Hey it is how life starts and you girls do all that coaxing!!! Right!
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My pants do not have "camel toe" that does look skanky and gross. I would have no respect for a woman with said camel toe.
My using the shift button comment seemed to really piss you off. Why do you keep bringing it up?
I know I am beautiful. I know I am intelligent. I do not have to lower myself to that level to feel good about myself. Sorry!
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Tammy,
Tammy, relax there are no "levels" in life, don't you know better this is america and we are free from that.....well execept Eva who climbs these "levels" like she does penises or "cocks", VIP lines and 7-8 digits for free cuz she has a hot ass in your girly jeans you all are "comfortable" wearing. I just got a little p/oed on that thing with the caps in trying to respond to you quickly. You know just cuz I confronted you on your post you don't have to cop your attitude about saving face about Eva and the typical inbreed, damn sexually attractive americana slut. Damn, Tammy I know you are hot successful and smart, and a lady and mother too, thanks for dissing on me so hard in trying to show truth about how Eva and others are fucking you alls femmes heads and how you in turn fuck with mens. You win for this is your and age of liberation just all for you. Don't worry I done.... you win.......at least you think you do? no? bye john............
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John, I'm not trying to win...I am just trying to say that I can dress that way, minus the camel toe of course and still be intelligent and classy. TRUCE MAN!
I do agree that EVA is a slut. I think it's terrible that I get stereotyped in that category because of the way I dress.
P.S. How did you know I had a lower back tattoo and my belly button was pierced. Is it that common with chicks that have nice bods. I hate to be a sheep!
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bye tammy! ba bye have a nice weekend. the porn star emulator tattoo, that looks well....wannabe..you all will regret when you are 60. and the belly ring will not be so hot. There will be a time when beauty and sexual charm will falter you know. Treat your hot bod like a temple in the interim and bring it to florida for this beast to feast on!. Ciao
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john, you are a huge fag. kthxbye
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the people who constantly say they're beautiful definatly never actually are
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Tammy and John!!!!! You guys are starting to get on my freaking nerves!!! Where is the love? Huh? So wat if John thinks Eva Dresses like a whore and so what if Tammy thinks jeans are comfortable. Lets just fucking agree to disagree mates! for goodness sake im a student tryin to get an education and im seriously beginning to wonder if i'll turn out to be dogmatic and closed minded like yal when i graduate! honestly that is a very unappealing thought. being such grown ups as you guys are i would have thought you are both at the stage in your life where u can tolerate other people and who they are and stop judging coz u must know by now that nobody's perfect. If giving head or getting a big fat cock up her ass is something Eva wants to do then let her do it. If and if John passionately detests her then let him do it. If Tammy uses the bloody shift key let her do it and please lets not fuck up a good time in this blog. we are all HUMAN and we all have something that somebody else cant stand so deal with it! it's not as if what yal's lifestyles opinions and various activities have a direct impact on how we all breathe! get over yourselves and grow up!!! people are different that's why the word unique exists and thats why we all have a free will. i like the fact that yal have opinions but dont try to take it personally when somebody else disagrees. its childish!!! and this is coming from someone who's decades younger than both of you.im a black african 18 yr old in the uk and yes i was born in '87.so fuckin wat- did that affect u in any way?? no? there u have it!
peace out mates and so im off- to wear my agent provocateur g-string on my head. SUE ME!!!!!
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hmm...i wonder who see jockin from the Angels?? Garret Anderson? K-Rod? Vlad?...she look good in the Angel's uniform but shouldn't she sport a "Devil Rays" uniform instead...she bangin'!!!
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Sorry John, I dress that way on my days off. I dress like a professional woman (In suits and heels) at my job. There is nothing wrong with wearing jeans and a shirt when you are doing yard work or going to the grocery store of football game. When I take my kids to school I look professional as well. I didn't say I dress that way 24/7! You have issues if you think there is something wrong with having a high self esteem. Too many women these days have no self esteem and try and compinsate for it by having sex with any guy that pays attention to them. It is very sad. I am proud of my accomplishments and I am a very well educated woman. It is also sad that since you can't land a woman that is beautiful both inside and out you choose to tear me apart for it. I know your type, the guy in school that couldn't get a date so you hate all attractive women because they remind you of those days??? You are a sad person to say that I sell my body because that is all I'm worth. Especially when you know nothing about me. Tsk Tsk Tsk!
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Tammy, how did you decode what exactly he said? Was it one of those "look into the magical tophat with the translating stone that beams magical decoding energy into your head" Mormon thing? That's some vexing stuff, right there.
Note to self, must stop saying "cock up the ass" all the time.
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Also John, I only wear high heels with suits. I would never wear heels with jeans. They are terribly uncomfortable. I'm certain that you are correct when you said they are designed by men. I kick those suckers off every chance I get. With my jeans I wear sandals. I wear sneakers if I am riding my motercycle though (Honda CBR) as sandals are far too slippery when trying to control a motercycle. In the winter I wear boots. I know it doesn't matter but I wanted to be clear that I don't wear high heels with jeans.
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Then again, that might mean I'm into corpses (Nicole Ritchie, Terri Hatcher), like that necrophiliac sicko BankLocater. Definitely something to ponder and take pills to correct.
Maybe I just like handjobs though.
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PUBLIX!!! Don't tell me you're a Latina in Miami!?! Just lie to me
Actually publix is all over the south, huh?
You could also be a hick in Alabama---a hick w/ money, of course, b/c don't only rich people shop @ publix?
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AND...Believe me I wish there were some more convenient shoes to wear with suits as I'd like to see you haul around a 300 LB dead guy wearing heels. IT SUCKS!
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i hear you Kittywithawhip!
if i had a body that hot i would be naked all day, anytime, anywhere.
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