Eva LongWhoria Looking Whorifically Hot! Looook Out!!
Thursday, January 26th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Eva showed up in her Mexican Call Girl get-up to an ABC party. Tony Parker was no where to be seen...
The question is not whether Eva's still riding the Tony Parker Express, my friends. The real issue @ hand has more to do w/ who is currently obtaining Eva's sexual services behind Tony's back? I'm pretty sure as long as Tony's getting his share of the booty, he doesn't mind sharing w/ other brothas while he's on the road. Let's admit it, there are very few guys out there who wouldn't quadruple bag their shit & take a dip into the famous Playa de Eva Longoria. Mmmm. Mmmm. MHMM!
Damn you to eternal hell Eva!!!
Even though I desperately long to hate you, I just can't bring myself.....you're just too damn hot!!
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Way over this no talent whore. Her 15 minutes are almost up so I hear she's banging Jamie Foxx. She's dumb! An actor will cheat on you and won't even bring you a bag of chips. A b-baller will cheat, but he'll at least bring you home fur and pink diamond to make up for it. You should have stayed with Tony Parker, you pocket hoe.
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there is just no eva love!!
dude, this is oneof the hardest working latinas around!!
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omg her feet are so bony
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wow boniest feet ive ever seen
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Hardest working GIRLS in town, you mean. She's way busy straddling EVERY exec in LA trying to desperately hold onto a job. What a shame, there are prettier girls with TALENT in Hollywood who can't get jobs.
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I think her dress is cute! sadly she had her it girl year in 2005. 2006 belongs to Sienna Miller
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How do u know 2006 belongs to Sienna Miller it just started LOL
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you fags are all a bunch of jealous haters.Eva isnt some slut that goes round banging anyone just to get a job.she isnt banging jamie foxx, who'd want to screw him?? he's one ugly mo fo.she is way better off with her real man, Tony Parker.so maybe you should all look at your lives and see if your anywhere near as good looking or rich as Eva.
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Who was the first person to decide that she's a whore? Honestly, more power to the woman who enjoys masturbation and who doesn't have a problem not being tied down to one guy until a highly publicized breakup. Whatever... she's hot. She can get away with it.
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