Eva Longoria With Her Other, Other, Other Man: Jamie Foxx
Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

You gotta love this woman & give props to Tony Parker for sharing the Mexican goods.
Here are a few more snaps of Eva & Jamie Foxx @ the Yo Momma premiere.
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ok, well all know Eva is a disgusting overrated whore, but someone tell me why Jamie Foxx is popular? What EXACTLY has he done thats of ANY quality?
uh, he cant sing....hes not funny, he cant act and hes NOT attractive
Stealth? ray? Collateral? Any Given Sunday?
cmon people, wake the fuck up, the man was in BOOTY CALL for gods sake!?!?!?
god only knows what hes gonna do to teh role of Tubbs in Miami Vice...
u know, if he wasnt black, id say he was sired from the nutsack of Joe Simpson...
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Foxx should wear this t-shirt http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=445
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are you kidding me. jamie foxx is talented. he CAN sing. his voice is good. and he CAN act.. people dont just win oscars/academy awards for not being a good actor.. and he has one.. hes a talented guy so shhh
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uh...I beg to differ...Reese Witherspoon just won one...and basiclly all she did was act like flick from Election if she halled from Sweet Home alabama.
i hate to tell you, winning an award thats JUDGED, doesnt mean you are the best.
IE, winning say, the ERA title in baseball means you are the best at something, winning an award that is given by people who in NO WAY can watch EVERY Movie released is not.
to prove my point....Jamie was nominated for Collateral. Best Supporting Male Actor. if you watch that movie, Tom Cruise Puts Jamie Foxx to shame in that....BUT....Tom Wasnt nominated.
this, like EVERYTHING ELSE on here is opinonated. I think Jamie Foxx is garbage as an actor, the only MAJOR movie i havent see him in was Jarhead, as the 4 listed above are MAJOR motion pictures, he was garbage and didnt stand out in ANY of those 4.
Tom Cruise WAY outshined him in Collateral.
Josh Lucas and Sam Shepard were better in Stealth (not that that movie was good)
who DIDNT act better than him in Any Given Sunday?
and Ray...the supporting cast shouldve gotten an oscar for carrying him, even Curtis "booger" armstrong's performace was better.
again, ill just say, Tom Cruise, nutty as he is, was WAY better in Collateral, but where was his Oscar nod?
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Lauren i only need one word to destroy your argument that Fox's oscar win means that he is a good actor
Titanic
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Yeah I know what you mean John, the fact Leo didn't get one for that performance discredits the Oscars completely ;)
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Titantic was a horribly OVERATED movie with horrible overacting.
Oscars and AA awards are just popularity contests. Like most things in life it's not what you know but who you know.
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That's what i'm sayin Vgooh.
Speaking of Titanic is there a more pretentious asshole out there than James Cameron.
maybe Jimmy Carter
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Not going to do it here because i'm too lazy, and becaues i probably really couldn't, but i could write a book on how much i hate American Beauty. I mean what a small and worthless piece of crap. I've seen Simpsons commercial parodies that had more interesting things to say that that piece of shit.
Only Forest Gump is higher on my shit list.
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Forest Gump is a fucking great movie! One of the best bar none!!!!
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okay fine maybe you're right about the oscar thing. but still hes not a bad actor. have you seen the movie? hes good in it
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pHILLIP, YOU JUST MAD CAUSE JAMIE IS WHAT YOU WILL NEVER BE.
YOU ARE A TALENTLESS NOTHING. whO GOES AROUND PUTTING OTHERS DOWN SO YOU CAN MAKE YOUR USELESS LIFE MEAN SOMETHING. yOU SHOULD JUST DO ALL OF US A FAVOR AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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What's great about it carl?
The message?
slow, stupid and unquestioning will get you through life rich and happy?
challange the status quo and go your own way end up with AIDS and dead?
how bout all those clever one liners from momma
"stupid is as stupid does" that is a real gem, worthy of Lao Tzu
The only good thing about the movie is the technology, which was pretty cutting edge at the time, that they used to insert hanks in to the stock footage.
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Lauren i have not seen the movie that's why i wasn't commenting specificaly about his abilities as an actor.
I don't think he is funny and i do think he is ugly though.
but Robert DeNiro is unfunny and ugly and he is a good actor
so who knows
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pssst...steph
http://largeletters.ytmnd.com/
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vgooh *love the t-shirt* !!! :)
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Jaime foxx was great in collateral. You guys don't know what you're talkingabout. I think he's way over exposed but all his rewards he deserves. I'd like to see you guys shoot a movie... see how freaking hard it is to act on camera and then tell me he isn't talented.
Im not a foxx FAN but... i have to give credit where credit is due.
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Anne Claire. Have you ever said a book sucks with out having written one. How bout a painting. I might not be able to shoot a movie and jamie foxx might still suck as an actor, the two have absolutely nothing to do with one another.
I mean it is just a fact that some people are better actors than others and if i'm understanding you anyone that acts is above reproach and should be fawned over because they have the ability to get in front of a camera.
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Jamie Foxx will TOTALLY hit that. Although Eva LongWHORIA is FUGLY.
http://uslessthings.blogspot.com/2005/12/eva-longoria-is-nasty-and-tacky...
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I think the point here is, Eva is dating Tony Parker, and she's always out w/ Jamie Foxx, now whatz really up w/ that, and is Tony cool w/ it, if so, then they are swingers, and that's cool w/ me.
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You can't go by awards if you are going to talk acting talent, those awards are so biased, just like a global vote would be, people are fickle and their means of "judging" someone's ability is far from accurate. So may actors/actresses get passed over when a flavor of the month wins. The only movie I liked him in (meaning I could almost feel the characters motivations in a truthful way) was Any Given Sunday and it wasn't worthy of an award.
However being out with another man's woman is tacky, it's not like he can't get with another ho.
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i guess i dont see his performance in "ray" as oscar worthy, cause, well, in my opinon, Gary Busey in The Buddy Holly Story, and, Val Kilmer in the doors, 2 name two like performances, were WAY better and sold me the part better, and neither of them won a best actor oscar.
its sad that biopics are the thing the past few years cause, well, Witherspoon didnt deserve one for Walk The Line. while i HAVENT seen Capote yet, but see, Phillip Seymour Hoffman actually CAN act, Magnoilia, Boogie Nights, Happiness to name 3 that were great...but like Ashley said..."Like most things in life it’s not what you know but who you know."
"...and if i’m understanding you anyone that acts is above reproach and should be fawned over because they have the ability to get in front of a camera."
OOO!! FINALLY a reason to envy Paris Hilton!!!!
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Sorry, Phil, I haven't been around - I got your back. Here we go.
Jaimie foxx is someone who has become famous, because he has been INSISTING for years, that he is talented. From In Living Color (best show ever) to his tv show, where he shoved his band-boy style of singing down our throats every other episode, to his minor roles, to where he is now. He is the epitome of repeating a lie enough times until it becomes the truth. He is a no talent ne, oops, I mean "african American", compared to Denzel or Poitier. He's pure pop culture kitch. He didn't even sing in "Ray". There's irony for ya, I guess your love for the arts decreases when they drag million dollar paychecks through the Safeway parking lot...
As for Longoria, she's hot, but such an unlikeable woman, what's the point? "In the bedroom, he's the teacher"? Considering he's got a 5th grade education, that's not much of a compliment. As usual, I pray for their deaths, etc.
Gil out
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Phillip, you and Gilmore should be together. Both of you are assholes. Both of you are fucked up losers. Talentless piece of nothings. Gilmore you wish you were eva. she's what you will never be, beautiful. Don't blame her cause guys won't even fuck you with a paper bag over her fucked up face. oh! and phillip, don't blame jamie cause the only action you ever got was sucking your mother's tits as a child.
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I see a love affair brewing, don't you Steph?
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all this over jamie foxx? come on people, get a life.
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Gilmore and phil,
GET A LIFE YOU GUYS ARE HATERS THAT HATE JAMIE FOX AND EVA LONGORIA BECAUSE THEY HAVE WHAT YOU WANT. YOU ARE SO JEALOUS. GET A LIFE.
blah
blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
I mean rip who you want but how bout a little orginality folks.
Jesus Christ that shit is boring
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Steph, i didnt realize that you knew Gil Personally...cause only a brain dead moron would say something like your not beautiful, and NOT know someone personally. and your not a brain dead moron are you?
and obviously you didnt read my prior post about jamie foxx. im not surprised if you live onlong island, most of the bitches here are stupid, regardless of there education.
1st of all this whole thing started with me bascilly saying he is an overrated celebrity, who, in fact liek eva DOESNT Deserve to be famous.
Steph attcked me cause she cant face up to the fact that everything i say about bitches from long island is pretty much true. im just telling the truth. if she cant handle that, or in fact, obviously feels liek im ripping on her PERSONALLY, which, i wouldnt understand why unless she WAS in teh group of people im describing, then she should just deal.
dont attack ME cause she talks like one of the whores from my area i rejected, cause, basiclly, thats EXACTLY what she sounds like.
as for me not getting action, well, i wonder then what getting a BJ last night proves...oh yeah, Steph is talking out her ass.
and explain how the fuck i am a hater? OR Gil is? he said he thought eva was hot, and that in living color was his fav show. and i also gave you THREE people i am jealous of, people with some talent, maybe you people dont know who David Beckham, David Fincher, and Denzel Washington are?
i ALSO gave 2 examples of who i was comparing his shitty Ray performace to.
and liek i said, believe me when i say id MUCH rather be atmy place in life than be a sham actor liek Jamie Foxx, or a dirty cum dumpster who only gets parts cause shes a whore liek Eva Longoria. while i might be in a shitty place in life, at least my life isnt a fucking joke, while it might be sad at times, its REAL.
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Hey Phil i realize now that my post was a little ambiguous.
Hard to be sarcastic in a post.
I was ripping the people who where ripping you and gil for spouting the same borring shit over and over again. Hence the blah blah blahs.
But like i said not a great post by me
I'm going to go cut myself, and make myself throw up now.
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LOL its ok john, im usually good at picking up that stuff on teh net, but i guess i was just, uncharachtalisticly (shit, is that even a word), getting pissy about being attacked by some girl cause, well, like i said, she doesnt take the time to read the posts i put up fully, and, really cant see teh world around her for what it is. and, im not trying to be mean, but thats they way it is with most people from my area.
its all good. its my fault to for reacting before fully taking in the crux and the "read between the lines" feeling of the post.
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Yeah you better watch that spelling phil we have some spelling nazis on this site.
Next thing you know they will be saying you must be 14, the kiss of death on the web, and dismissing you because you dont format your posts in word and do a spell check.
christ i already waste too much time on this site as it is.
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u know, this is only teh second forum ive "regulared" i used to post on EA when i was playing NASCAR, and, when u get into arguements, THAT is truly the most LAME comeback.
i have alot to say and i talk fast, so i type fast, and i have alot of typos, its just that the point of my opinon gets across, who gives a shit about spelling and grammer and puncuation?
jesusm, those spelling nazis, they WOULD have a HUGE problem with my blogs, its funny tho, its only peopel who disagree thatuse that lame comeback, cause they cant think of asnything else to say.
plus my friends, when they readmy blog or read emails, they KNOW its me by mytyping style. always putting "liek" or "teh" always makes me feel good tohear that!!!
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All I can say is Thank you, thank you, thank you. Forever I've been saying how much I hate Jamie Foxx because he is being force fed to everyone by the media and how talentless he is. Very nice to find people who agree with me. Kinda like a support group :)
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Fox is one ugly dude
he looks like he sould be preparing for a post fight press conference. Telling eveyone how he wants a rematch and he was never really hurt even though we all saw him get his face all tuned up on pay per view. He needs to throw a bag of ice on his face maybe that will bring down all that swelling.
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American Beauty anyone?
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i have seen the movie, see post #5....
and Steph dont hate cause i let the secret out about the bitches that live on Long Island.
and BELIEVE ME, no matter HOW talentless you might think i am, i am NOT jealous of JAMIE FOXX, id RATHER be the talentless nothing that I AM, than the talentless piece of shit HE is.
David Beckham? im jealous of him. David Fincher? Him too. Denzel Washington? Yep.
BUt Jamie Foxx? uh, no.
If you meant cause hes with Eva in these pics, well, like i said, i live on Long Island where all the bitches are whores, so, if i wanted to bang a slut as dirty and disgusting as Eva, well, all i gotta do is supply some drugs or be a "volunteer" fireman, and they be lining up down the LIE from the midtown tunnel to exit 63.
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"Speaking of Titanic is there a more pretentious asshole out there than James Cameron."
Steven Speilberg.
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go jamie!!
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