Eva Longoria Claims To Be Tony Parker's Sexual Student
Posted on Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006 @ 10:26am by Moelicious
In an attempt to redeem her latest boytoy's sexual image in the press, Eva has gone the Extra mile.
Eva Longoria, desperate to set the record straight, took to the entertainment-news shows Tuesday to tell the world that her beau, NBA star Tony Parker, is aces in the bedroom.
File it under Too Much Information, but Longoria told "Extra" and "Access Hollywood" that "when the lights are out, he's the teacher," ... and "I'm the student," she added to "Extra." [Yahoo!]
First of all, this article should serve as evidence that Extra, Access Hollywood & all shows in the gossip whoring category are the filth of modern television---that's why we love to TiVO them.
Secondly, it's a well known fact that Eva Longoria is a Hollywood whore, so it's pretty obvious what she said in the Allure interview was true. Here's Bastard JC Chasez backing up our Longwhoria claims.
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does he teach her to take the customer's money before she lets them fuck her?
Dude why is Eva w/ Jamie Foxx all the time then 2??? If she's dating Tony Parker???
She looks like a drag queen in that first picture
Stop taking the estrogen ed, you're a man!
has anyone ever noticed that the more medicore you are as a sports star, the bigger the whore you date?
Tony Parker? Kris Benson?
wtf? I also read where she says she is the more experienced of the two of them, that he's only been with one other woman and that she is "his teacher, especially about love." I guess that spanking she got with the ruler the other night while wearing her schoolgirl outfit confused her.
Yikes. She doesn't look good here. Way too much blue frosting on her eyelids.
What't the deal with Eva Longoria? Why does everyone think she's a whore?
i saw that Allure Magazine Photo shoot at work last night, its not good. not good at all.
ya, saw those on the other sites & was pretty damn impressed.
We've been a little busy on the backend this week, so that's why things have been a little slow. I'm sure Jax will find a way to get it up one of these days---probably w/ another ADrianna lookalike.
PS im surprised you guys atthe bastardly havent gone ape shit over you girl Adriana Lima's GQ shoot yet....
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