That shock absorber thing is one of the greatest things i have ever seen.
It reminds me of the scene in Officespace where the guy is watching chicks get breast exams

haha Office Space...what an awesome movie.

John, although I feel strange, I must admit that I think the breast simulation is hilarious! I was watching what it would be like for me to run fullspeed in the nude, and it looks like it would hurt.

PS - Office Space is one of the best movies ever........ damn fax machine.........

haha Office Space...I love that movie.

Until the next hottie Got Milk ad, Elizabeth Hurley is the reigning "hottest ad".
Dude, she's hot!
And I didn't know she's a MILF!

What a coincedence...I am pro oral sex too. I wonder if Sharon would like to show me what a pro she is at it?

has anyone see the comercials for basic instinct 2
i mean jesus why would i want to watch the same fucking movie with a naked sharon stone 15 years older.
First kathy bates, then diane keaton and now this self-absorbed bitch
keep your clothes on ladies ... PLEASE!

Evidentally Hugh Grant is Pro Oral Sex too.

Seriously though, they were never married but dated for like 10 years. He cheated on her with a hooker, an ugly black hooker at that. I'm guessing that Liz in not into oral sex so that is why he was looking elsewhere...tisk tisk tisk

I guess it is possible to not be into oral sex but OMFG, that is the best part of foreplay, a hot 69 yummy.
She probably sucks dick, it's usually only the old skool grandmas that looked down on slobbin the knob and some religious groups where that act would make you a heathen or whore. Granted I could be wrong but my guess is he wanted someone new and had a desire for a black woman.

I loved just about every outfit she was wearing in Bedazzled, especially the plaid skirt that ended at her lips, oh mamma :)

I think Gisele Bundchen has done the hottest got milk? ad in the history of got milk ads.
I didn't say she was the hottest woman, but I like her jacket.
http://www.cbrand.ru/images/zap/image_737.jpg

I also like Sarah Gellar's http://poze.hanuancutei.com/albums/userpics/normal_sarah_michelle_gellar...

yea gisele's ad looks better, but maybe that's because i don't think liz hurley is hot.she looks like a reptile.

nice piece of a** but for some reason she just turns me off

Sharon Stone is the stupidest bitch that EVER LIVED. Oral sex is safe? I hope she has 3 daughters who are virgins and want to get herpes of the mouth. They will be walking virus bags ala Paris Hilton. Fukin no talent, old ass, cum mouth, deseased, twat showin, wish she wouldn't, sperm receptical, genital wart, WORLDS WORST PARENT!!!!!! FUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!. Did I mention that I love J. Alba? Just checking.

Burnfish................ lol........... I love how much you hate Sharon Stone. This is one of those times when she would have done better to keep her dumbass mouth shut. Give oral sex when pressured about having sex............ what a whorebag idiot bitch. I was drugged and raped when I was 15......... if I had not been drugged i guaranty I would have ripped the bastard's eyes and genitals off of his body. She makes me sick, what a trailer trash slut.

Sharon Stone doesn't bother me either way but I did find it amusing that Wilmer Valderama tried to talk to her at some event and she asked him who he was? Really snotty like too. She thought he was some waiter or something just walking by and saying hi to her. Now that is funny stuff!

It seems like every shot from the BI2 trailer has a soft-focus filter applied over the whole thing so that you can't see how dried up and used Sharon and her vagina look.

I DO. I WANT THOSE TITTIES AS MY MAIN COURSE
BURNFISH? WHY THE HATE AGAINST SHARON? SHE AINT BAD, MAN? FOR A 50 YEAR OLD

normaly this stuck up bitch does nothing for me, but if she really DID have milk,well i would seriously give her a shot...(or 2)

gah what's happening? Why are there duplicate posts? shit

Lilyspryte
to quote elaine
"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things"

Wasn't Elizabeth Hurley's husband Hugh Grant the one that got busted trying to get blow jobs from hookers?

If he was something must have been wrong when you leave Elizabeth hurley at home to go find some skank ho to suck your cock, even if he did have an untouched fetish for black women.

I would fuck her until her accent was gone, YUM!

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