Drunk Tara Reid Shows Off The Delicious Fat!
Monday, August 1st, 2005 in the weewizzle hours

I'm going to let the photos do the talking. Just make sure you have your yack bag handy for these bad boys.
Bastardly recommendation for Tara: Lay off all food items & if time permits (between all the boozing), have a talk w/ the anorexic Olsen Monkey for some dieting tips.
Ok, enjoy the photos below.












you know, this is really sad, butt (pun intended) i am so sick of sanitized people who are afraid of life and live in a straightjacket. i'm sure she has alot of fun, but let's face it, if we were famous.....how ugly would that be!
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she has the body of an old lady...ew!
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The skin above her knee is wrinkly. nasty. So why is it that if a girl of average looks bleaches her hair her sex appeal increases? I never understood that. Is it the fall back plan or something?
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Yes, Tam, and 2 more: Paris Hilton. Yack.
Tara, if you going to be displaying your sh*t in public, hit a gym for 30 minutes a day. Or buy some cellulite cream. Thanks.
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Although I must agree with Kittywithawhip that Paris' hair is in fact bleached I must say that it does look alot more natural on her then it does for Lindsay Lohan.
I will probably get a rash of horrible posts for saying this but I feel that I must.
Paris is not really that ugly. She is definately a selfish bitch and a slut though. We perceive her as ugly because she gets anything she wants and because of her attitude. The same prinicpal applies for really ugly people that are super nice and caring and giving. When you get to know them, their looks really don't matter because they are so great on the inside. Do you know what I mean?
Also, I'm not saying that Lohan is ugly. I think she USED to be so pretty when she wasn't a walking skeleton and had her red hair. Now she just looks terrible!
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how did that happen to her butt????????? Is it just the cruelty of the camera and it looks much smoother in real life? How did that happen to her thigh and knee? Is that what drugs and alcohol does?????
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No I saw these pics on another site that's just how she looks now. She let herself go. I think it's cause she drinks too much and she's a fat over-indulgent pig. If it were someone else I'd feel sad for them, but it's funny cause she's an ugly person on the inside. So now it just shows on the outside as well. Look at these...
http://www.slave4u.com/celebrities/displayimage.php?album=550&pos=3
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I'd still do her. It would be a grudge though, then I'd pop her implants for GP.
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She reminds me of the girls that were hot in high school - you go back for the 10 year reunion and they are fat, divorced with 2 kids and coming out of rehab!
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damn girl im gonna let ya know straight up....i think you're hott, actually id fuck the hell outta you. The way i see it, is you gotta pretty smile and thats what matters cuz i know ill be able to keep ya smiling....from sun down to sun up........bye everybody. Yea yea yea i know im a sick individualistick freak but ya know what? GET OVER IT, LIFE GOES ON!!!!!
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what about those knees? nast.
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God almighty, this worthless piece of human debris has more mileage than Gigi. I am sickened by her, but America, we get what we pay for, WE made her famous, WE watched Taradise, we deserve it...
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Lissa...not all chicks that bleach their hair get an increased sex appeal. All I have to say is these 2 words and my point will be made. Are you ready? Lindsay Lohan
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Yes, all of that is true except the kids part will never happen. The doctors already sterilized her as to keep her from ever procreating. They are trying to keep her from producing a child because it would be born with FAS even if she didn't drink throughout the entire pregnancy. I can't remember what they said for sure but it was something to the effect of her blood is no longer blood. Her blood is just grain alchohal from her heavy drinking and that when she dies she won't even have to be imbalmed.
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