Drunk Real World Melinda Sluttin' It Up!
Thursday, July 28th, 2005 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex

Bing Bong Tables truly missed out on the Real Melinda! Sucks for them!
She's cute. She has extremely large natchurales & apparently goes into slutty stripper mode when she gets drunk @ bars, so what more could perverted guys & chumps w/ no shame ask for?!
The following photos were probably posted by one of her bastardly (bitter) girlfriends who's pissed-off at the fact that MTV failed to chose her over big-boobied Melinda for Real World, Austin. Anyway, get ready for a wild ride in which you'll see one of Melinda's nippsies playing peek-a-boo!
Enjoy!
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Not a care in the mother fucking world...damn those beautiful people! damn them!
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Damn Melinda is fine!! I lover her and her titts soooo much! as soon as i got this i got so horny i wacked off!!
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Looks like that dude is going to lick her out! where his head is positioned :p
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Seriously, where are these clubs that she's slaaaauuuting it up!?!??!?!
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I found out that this is for one of those Maxim Hometown hotties contest...i can see why she didn't win.
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I only get naked for PENG dudes! :p
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i like porn lol
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can i drink with her
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Drink what? her cum?
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Does anyone know any good porn sites? free sites?... all i know is www.bangmywife.com ... thats ok..
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what a nasty skank...are all of you drunk?
she looks all sick & sweaty. the tits are big & i do like that corset top in the first pic though.
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Her titties are freakin' huge. Looks good. She has nice tits but a skanky face and no ass.
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I love scotch.
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Aside from her gigantic nose, she has a pretty nice face. But anyone ever notice her major lack of an ass?! I mean seriously....her ass is so not there it's like permenantly sucked in, and she really fuckin wierd because of it (Even the very little times she isn't drunk). Don't believe me?...watch her walk away from the camera...it's really funny.
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This is just disgusting. What a stupid, drunk skank. I don't find this attractive whatsoever... I mean, how hard up for attention can you possibly be? This is why I never want to have a daughter... haha.
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i wanna fuck the shit out of melinda
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She's a solid "7".
Certainly not ugly, but not beautiful either. Killer bod and good reaction to booze looks quite promising.
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Wow, she insanely hot. I wanna go to the bars where this shit happens. F'n sooo hot.
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I saw Melinda last night she was at a local teen night club taking pics and signing autographs and we were talking and i asked her for her number
and she said "i cant do that" so i said "please" and she said "well....ok but dont tell anyone and dont give it away" i said "ok i want" so i am suppost to call her later today.
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Post the number or it didn't happen.
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omg you fuckin liar. do what the guy/girl above me said
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i got some more pics
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yyyyyyyeah i vote slut. the great thing about sluts is that all they're good for is sex and then they're kicked to the curb. ahah no respect. and im sorry, but id rather have respect than show off every inch of my body to greasy strangers in a BAR
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Wow... she even oozes more sluttiness that she did on the show! I would agree that she has hot tits and her ass looke nice in that "bent over position", but she does have a skanky face.
Love the Real Word Gossip. It's one of my favorite shows. Thanks for the lowdown!
Hope Dannny boy appreciates these pictures.
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lucky danny
omg
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She is...without a doubt....a full-blown (no pun intended) slut/whore/skank/dirt-bag. I love hot women, I won't deny it but a hot woman doesn't need to be stripping and making an ass of herself to be sexy. She has no self respect and will obviously do anything for attention and money. It would only stand to reason that she would want to join that pathetically mediocre, and mediocre in an MTV way which makes it down-right piss-poor, show. She isn't even pretty in the most basic of ways. What are you people seeing in her, besides anyone who cares to give her a go? Why doesn't she just go and crawl back into the cesspool she crawled out of? Cheers.
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I live in Austin, I couldn't wait for those Real World ho's to leave.
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Wow what is going on here? My grandma has the same tits as this chick. Found out the hardway. Not hot...at least not to me.
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I'm from around where Melinda is from (Germantown, WI) and I now live in Austin, TX (God Bless TX) last 1 1/2 years. She's just being young, stupid, (We've all been there and done that) and after being on a reality show the fame and attention really gets to you. Danny is a piece of shit and doesn't deserve her at all what a meat head and insecure prick!
My two cents and what a beautiful women, her smile, body, personality up totally could fall for a girl like that.
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She's a slut and a drunk, that's all there is too it...she's gained weight too...I thought she had a nice body on the show...not so much in these pics...those nipples are HUGE...gross
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your all ass holes your just jelly and i would her any day and for all you girls whats your #?
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i'd fuck her
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Y'all juzz pissed cuzz u an't got nuttin she has u sure as hell cant go by mtv she is a sweet girl i dont give a damn what eny1 thinks about her she is pretty and all u all who thinks she is a fuckin slut r juzz sluts yourself u juzz mad cuzz ya a fat ass whore who wishes they had a body like that and wuzz pretty y'all should juzz shut the fuck up melinda is so sweet and nice and when u r drunk as hell then i bet y'all are as slutty and skanky then melinda would ever think of lookin like she an't no skank and she duzz dress sexxii !!!! wat the hell is the problem wit that not a damn thing so y'all juzz need to shut the hell up and stop ya hatin cuzz u the slut n u kno it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HAHAhA motherfuckers she lives in wisconsin and thats wut state i live in and she came to my school today...she fucking AMAZING!!!!!
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damn...she's not completely hot but look at those titties!!!!...damn damn damn
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I can't recall I've been to any club where a drunk chick gets to the point where she drops her pants like that... anyone know where I can find that in Seattle!??!?!
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is this at two different times? shes wearing different clothes, and what the hell is going on in the last 4 pictures? i cant stand any of the real world wannabes from the past, i dunno, 8 seasons. she should just give up whatever it is she does, and go into porn...
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i mean call me crazy
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MY # IS 1718-529-5850
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ahhh...Melinda of Real World Austin. you popped my bastardly cherry. a part of my heart will always belong to you for it was you that brought me to a little website called the bastardly. she is FIYAH!!! too bad she probably thinks she's more important than she really is cuz she was on tv. is MTV considered real tv? anyways she ain't. but she still finer than mother!
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