Donatella Versace: Plastic Surgery, Cocaine. Like Butta!



For those of you who think Donatella is not a woman, but a freak of nature, the picture above should confirm that Dons was once a normal woman---that is until 1997 when her bro was hunted down by his gay stalker.

Since then Donatella has spent her time indulging (maybe a little too much @ times) in the fruits of life.

1. Doing coke (of course)
2. Recovering from massive plastic surgery operations. We're talkin' lips, cheeks, eyes, nose & everything else Gucci Board of Directors would allow her to expense.
3. She did all of the above while lying inside a tanning bed.

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This has been obvious.She looks nicer before.Now she looks...scary.

Thursday, October 20th, 2005 @ 2:35pm
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time & drug abuse were not kind to her either, but the surgeries made it worse. why are these women with perfectly fine lips getting them filled? her lips were her only nice feature & she went & totally ruined them too. so much wasted money!!

Thursday, October 20th, 2005 @ 3:07pm
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to me she never looked normal just less like an ugly plastic barbie that was warped in the sun.

Thursday, October 20th, 2005 @ 6:41pm
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Her skin reminds me of the brown paper grocery bags I bring home from Publix.

Thursday, October 20th, 2005 @ 6:59pm
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mimi, you love your publix, don't you?

isn't publix some yuppy grocery store in the dirty south?

Thursday, October 20th, 2005 @ 8:22pm
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Publix is only yuppy if you are used to shopping at Walmart. Otherwise, it is like any other "normal" store.

Yeah, it's in the South. I think it is based in Florida.

Thursday, October 20th, 2005 @ 8:35pm
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honey GET OUT OF THE TANNING BED and you would not need a face lift ever week

Thursday, October 20th, 2005 @ 10:28pm
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SHE IS THE FACE OF VERSACE ANYWAY, YOU DONT THINK THAT A GALLIANO OR KARL WILL LOOK NORMAL, THIS KIND OF THINGS ARE PARTOF HER IMAGE AND AN ICON....

Thursday, October 20th, 2005 @ 11:37pm
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I expect that, with no effort at all, she is gonna do very well this halloween.

Friday, October 21st, 2005 @ 5:17am
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Scrumpy's comment almost made me piddle!

I don't use this word very often, but I HATE the way this woman looks. She is horrible. Don't these celebrities have anyone to tell them when to stop? When she smiles she look like Jerry Lewis in the nutty professor. I really hate it. What does she 'do' anyway, what has she 'done' to contribute to society. At least Mariah Carey made records or something. Ugh.

Friday, October 21st, 2005 @ 11:11am
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Donatella has only herself to thank for her unfortunate nose, due to a 3 decades long history of bogarting all the coke in Europe. The rest of her 'face', I have no explanation for. DB's Wife, since you are loathe to use this word, allow me: I HATE, HATE, HATE the way this anthropoid looks.

Friday, October 21st, 2005 @ 11:37am
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guess the expression: "leave well enough alone" is completely dead nowadays. Can you say law suit?

Friday, October 21st, 2005 @ 1:07pm
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Wow, Moe has returned! I hope it's not an imposter.

Friday, October 21st, 2005 @ 5:26pm
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Well, you can't have looks and brains. Unless your me. Kidding. But seriously now, Donna looks horrific. She really was a beautiful women back in her day.

What the fizzled happened?

You know who I blame? G.I. JOE! That bastard should have spent more time telling her that coke was wrong!

Friday, October 21st, 2005 @ 5:37pm
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I'm with Blandly Me, DAMN THOSE ACTION FIGURES. Something should be done!

Friday, October 21st, 2005 @ 6:33pm
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LET THAT BE A LESSON WHAT TOO MUCH SUN CAN DO...SHE LIKA DA COCIANE TOO

Saturday, February 18th, 2006 @ 2:39am
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I thought that was Paris Hilton when I first glanced at it. Then again, give it ten years and it probably will be. (Unless of course by then she's died from an STI, or it turns out that her lazy eye and man hands are actually symptoms of some kind of terminal illness...)

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006 @ 10:16pm
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That has got to be one of the worst plastic surgeries ever. At least before she looked like a normal humain. And, that IS the worst nose job ever...if I was her, I would've kept my roung/big nose instead of having it replaced with, what appears to be, a dick. I'd rather have my money and be myself then become a celebritiy. They're all screwed up, either in the looks department or in the head.

Friday, March 10th, 2006 @ 12:31am
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she's absolutely stupid

she have to go to korea to plastic surgery no one will know that she has done it

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007 @ 3:40am
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Holy SHit! Why did she do that to herself? She looks 100% better before. Look at her turkey gobble and wrinkes now, probably caused cause rapid weightloss (is. coke snorting).

Oh well I would give anything to be able to afford a scarf or a shoe made by her.

Thursday, October 20th, 2005 @ 2:36pm
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dont you go piddlin cos of me DB!! :)

I completely agree with you tho, she's savage.

Friday, October 21st, 2005 @ 11:40am
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cause = by, post #2 (dont ask!)

Thursday, October 20th, 2005 @ 2:37pm
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