Does Eva Amurri Need A Brown Bag Over Her Head?
Thursday, March 13th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

And the Wiki says...
Eva Maria Livia Amurri (born March 15, 1985) is an American actress.
Amurri was born in New York City, New York, the daughter of Italian director Franco Amurri and American actress Susan Sarandon (who is of Italian and Welsh/Irish/English descent). Her grandfather was Antonio Amurri, famous television author, her aunt is Valentina Amurri, television author. [Wiki]












Not really, I could live with that face..I know I wouldn't have a problem with her bod....
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Bag her and tag her! Her body is kicken but her face looks like a chicken...
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she'll be just fine with that dress over her head. nice rack.
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What she needs in my cock in her mouth.
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what happened to page 2?
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Very cute on page 1, kinda fug on page 3.
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She doesn't need a brown bag, she's hot.
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bag the bitch. i can't stand these brown mousy types.
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(picture 1)
if we only could take that glass away and put.....
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Dokken and his gay lover
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Hell no. I think maybe she's just not that photogenic. But she looks pretty in films.
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I saw her on Conan...smokin hot. For some people stills just don't do them justice. And she doesn't look that bad in pictures.
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