Does Anyone Miss Abi Titmuss?
Friday, March 14th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Most of you don't know this, but Abi used to write a juicy column for us back in '05. If you dig around in our archives, you can find her goods.
And the Wiki says...
Abigail Evelyn Titmuss, best known as Abi Titmuss, (born 8 February 1976 in Ruskington, Lincolnshire) is an English glamour model turned television personality andActress.
She took up presenting on pornographic channel Television X, released a fitness video, authored an erotic novel published by Black Lace, and made personal appearances in nightclubs all over the UK and Ireland. After a photo shoot opportunity offered by FHM of a two page spread, she eventually was featured in a three page spread and made the cover. In the following year, she made 38 front page appearances in 2004 and 2005 for many UK men's magazines, such as FHM , Nuts, Zoo Weekly, Loaded, GQ and Maxim magazines, others such as The Sunday Times Style and topless on page 3 of several tabloid newspapers including The Sun, The News Of The World, The Daily Mirror, The People and The Daily Star - each photoshot made her a minimum of £20,000 per session. Titmuss was voted by readers as #7 in FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2005, and wrote a regular sex advice column for the magazine. In December 2004, Titmuss appeared on the front cover of FHM magazine with Victoria Silvstedt. At the height of her fame in 2004/5, she could command up to £30,000 a day for appearing on the front page of Nuts or Zoo. [Wiki]












no i don't miss her, she was a self-promoting, child-porn peddling whore of epic proportions.
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Moe, thats odd because I remember her writing in 2007 as well.
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She looks great here.
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I missed her like a bad rash.
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it's like a cavalcade of bastardly memories today...first the michalkas and now abi...looking a bit worse for wear there scabi...
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No.
No and
No.
She belonged on buttafaces.com
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Who's this old bitch.
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Does Anyone Miss Abi Titmuss?
NO!!!
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I DO MISS HER & YES I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE HER A GOOD SEEING TO - SHE DESERVES IT - I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO OBLIGE !!! ESPECIALLY IF SHE WAS WEARING BLACK FISHNET STOCKINGS !!!
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