CONFIRMED: Julien MacDonald Is A Gay Homosexual (Not that anything's wrong w/ that)!
Tuesday, February 21st, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Mohammad al Fayed (owner of Harrods--small department store in London) threw a birthday bash for his precious (and hot) daughter, Camilla. Mr. al Fayed, as many of you probably already know, is the father of the late Princess Diana's late boytoy, Dodi. You'd think he would've learned already to keep his daughter away from famous people. Paris probably won't get his daughter killed in a car crash, but chances are pretty good that she'll pass funky STDs into her innocent bod. Having herpes or AIDS makes life a little painful & in turn, might make jumping into a luxury car & driving off a random bridge a viable option.
Side note: I think Camilla Al Fayed is damn sexy!! She might be posing a little awkwardly, but she's very cute---in that super spoiled, daddy-little-girl's kinda way...
What is the shit all over her dress?? Some kind of STD cream?? God even when shes dressed up at a Harrods party she manages to be a skanky ho.
Camilla is underrated, she's beautiful.
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I know bastardly lighting will probably crash upon me when i say this but... paris looks pretty in these pics. I've of course never called her ugly she's just rotting from the inside out.
Looks like she spilled a drink on her dress..... (notices the bastardly people looking at me funny ).... I mean... a cum coctail... she spilled a cum cocktail on her dress!
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What's with the stains on Paris's dress?
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Wow, I didn't even notice those stains, but now that you mention it they are rather Monica Lewinski-esque, aren't they? Anyway, all I wanted to say was:
"oooh... Do I smell chocolate lovin' behind me?" - hilarious!
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Annie claire, not being a smat ass I swear, but is it Paris woonky lazy eye, fucked yp big hooked nose, squared head, or brown eyes/blue contacts, or fake bleached blond hair you find "pretty?
She is not pretty, she is a buttaface. and if you do find somehting like her *blue* eye color pretty, well guess what, that is not her real eye color.
Give me Charlize Theron anyday,now that woman is not only beautiful, but she is naturally beautiful. Paris is just fugly, she does have a banging body.
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Well - as Chris Rock is famous for saying.. "Smack her with a dick"
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who is that guy on page 7?
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The camiila girl is very nice looking, paris is not attractive at all in my eyes. actually a lot of peoples eyes. Nicole Rithie is looking good though.
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Camilla is very pretty, not beautiful, but definitely not ugly like Miss Hilton.
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this bitch makes me sick.
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paris has herpes y would u sleep with someone with herpes?
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Before I even noticed her funny nose and weird eye, (never looked @ her much.) I never thought Paris H. was very pretty even then. Now with those two things combined, which are quite noticeable, just make her all the more unattractive.
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