CONFIRMED: Gisele Bundchen Worth More Than $15 Mil/year
Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Today's a real good day for models. We learned...
1. Adriana Lima is a virgin
2. Alessandra Ambrosio & Adriana partake in supermodel lesbian sex
3. Yes, can you believe it?!? Adriana Lima is a hot Brazilian in the modeling industry & apparently, up until this morning, no rich designer, real estate mogul or run-of-the-mill tycoon has tapped her ass!! Amazing! Who will be the lucky man?!!?!?!??!!!!?!
Aside from that news, get ready for a few snaps of Gisele lookin' absolutely Waaaahbaaam! These appear to be a little old, but age of photos has never stopped us from posting them. Respect.
Before I close, I have to quote certain commenters on this post who took shots @ our Gisele. Kindly comment w/ your apologies below. Only then will you be forgiven.
Cake
i have always found her to be a bit “masculine� for my taste…now i know that seems crazy to say, but she doesn't exude femininity and mystery to me…she always looks like she's pissed off too, that's just not helping. And she has no curves (fake boobies aside..but proving my point that she needed the help)..she has no real hips and in all her VS ads her hips are like a boys'. She's ok, but nothing terribly special. She lucked out with the whole “Brazilian� trend. I think Petra or Adrianna are much more beautiful and ooze that “feminine mystique�
Jimbo
The body is hot the face is not.
The body is HOT!
Sasha
lolo,
I don't fully understand her appeal either. She's got nice boobs (I know they're not real, but they're good anyway) but I've always thought her body was a bit too straight up-and-down. I also don't think her face is anything special; it looks like the face of a hard Hungarian peasant (I know she's from Brazil) in candid pics.
That's why I don't understand why she is VS's favorite model when they have the uber gorgeous Adriana Lima and that one chick that's in the new push-up bra commercials. Anyway, check out them toes on page 3, they're like, 7 inches long. Yowza.
She does look pretty elegant in a lot of her pics and she does have a nice presence, so I guess that's what's most important. I'm not calling her ugly, just saying that I've seen much better. To each his own, I suppose.
Pottymouth,
Amazing eye! Those nips are barely noticeable.
lolo
she's a tall beanpole with fake boobs with an unusual� exotic� features . why is she considered attractive.
She's doable I can't throw stones.
He however looks like a reject from the Sopranos.
Reply to this Comment
Nice gaberdines. Where the hell is this guys belt? Good god.
Reply to this Comment
This guy looks like an ethnic Joey Lawrence- Whoa!
Reply to this Comment
Omigoodness. It must because you guys are (straight) men. She's with Zac Posen, IT young fashion designer, Vogue darling, secretly banging Anna Wintour's song UBER GAY. He is a homosexual. That's why he gets to be close to Gisele and use Natalie Portman as his muse.
Reply to this Comment
Are you guys sure her tits are fake? I thought they're real isnt she one of them genetic freaks?
Reply to this Comment
Dude's got a curly Eddie Munster goin' on.
Reply to this Comment
She's had boob and nose work done.
Reply to this Comment
why are her tits fake and how do you know?i swear nobody on this planet can be naturally busty.stop trying to make yourself feel better because YOU'RE flat as a board.and i'm no gisele ,her face just doesn't do it for me, but damn not everybody's tits are fake.
Reply to this Comment
yeah it is true. if u check out www.awfulplasticsurgery.com, you will see that giseles chest didnt come without enhancement, haha. and WTF. bullshit adriana lima is a virgin!
Reply to this Comment
Her legs are INSANE.
Reply to this Comment
Sorry dudes, she's enhanced her bewbies, but it looks great! Not over the top at all. Yes there are plenty of slim girls with naturally large boobs, it just so happens she's not one of them. It happens!
Yasmin, you seem quite distressed about her boobs. There are plenty of naturally busty women, just not so many in fashion in entertainment. If it makes you feel better I have naturally big boobs (not fat masquerading as boobs), but I'm not 5'11 like Gisele. She can buy boobs, I can't buy height so she's doing better than me on all fronts!
Reply to this Comment
For more info about Adriana visit
http://www.adrianaunlimated.tk
Reply to this Comment
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000502.html
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/005389.html
Reply to this Comment
Aww. Shit. Was trying to be cute a moment. Sorry for the 2x post.
Reply to this Comment
ADRIANA LIMA: OUR FAVORITE… VIRGIN?
Could the world’s sexiest underwear model really be so pure? Photographs by Steven Klein; interview by Lisa DePaulo
CHECK IT OUT DO YOU BELIVE IT. Copy and paste the website below into your browser.
http://men.style.com/gq/features/landing?id=content_4255
Reply to this Comment
Giselle is THE hottest model that I've ever laid my eyes on! By the way, I've DJ'd in many strip bars and I know what fake tits look like and believe me, Giselle's are for real. I've seen her walk down the catwalk hundreds of times on TV, have many videos of her doing same, and I can tell just in the way they bounce, jiggle and sway that they are natural....I personally like slim hips. Jamie Lee Curtis was known in the '80's as "The Body", has slim hips and natural big boobs. Elle McPherson, dito. But ther are two women in Hollywood who should have had their boobs done(Not overdone), and that's Goldie Hawn and Brooke Sheilds. The ladder more for proportion.
Reply to this Comment
"Giselle is THE hottest model that I’ve ever laid my eyes on! By the way, I’ve DJ’d in many strip bars and I know what fake tits look like and believe me, Giselle’s are for real. I’ve seen her walk down the catwalk hundreds of times on TV, have many videos of her doing same, and I can tell just in the way they bounce, jiggle and sway that they are natural….I personally like slim hips. Jamie Lee Curtis was known in the ’80’s as “The Bodyâ€, has slim hips and natural big boobs. Elle McPherson, dito. But ther are two women in Hollywood who should have had their boobs done(Not overdone), and that’s Goldie Hawn and Brooke Sheilds. The ladder more for proportion. "
Are you fucking retarded? Did you not see the links?
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000502.html
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/005389.html
Shes just some siliconized, nose-jobified, tall, thin, brazilion chick.
Her boobs are NOT natural at all. And boobs that are implants do JIGGLE AND SWAY. WTF do you think they are solid?
CALLING ALL SUPER TALL WOMEN. CALLING ALL SUPER TALL WOMEN. YOU CAN TOO BECOME ONE OF THE MOST "BEAUTIFUL" MODELS IN THE WORLD BY GETTING A NOSE JOB, A BOOB JOB, A DIET, AND SOME SICK ORANGE TAN ALONG WITH A BOTTLE OF PEROXIDE. thanks.
P.S. go for a REAL exotic beauty--ADRIANA LIMA BITCHES.
Reply to this Comment
mk
are you fuckin idiot or supermodel hater?
Reply to this Comment
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000502.html
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/005389.html
Reply to this Comment
OR JUST CLICK IT.
http://men.style.com/gq/features/landing?id=content_4255
Reply to this Comment
Make a Scandalous Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!