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Megan Fox Wears Blue Shades To Match Blue Wifebeater!
Hotter than Hell!
View CommentBastardly Breaking News! Vanessa Minnillo Flew American into LAX!
Her friend is a potential hottie. Probably hotter than Vanessa. She wanted her friend to look regular, so she had her wear flip-flops and no make-up, while she wears high heels and caked-on makeup.
View CommentMichael Kors Needs To Feed His Runway Models
No one wants to bang a skeleton, your penis might get a splinter.
View CommentMichael Kors Needs To Feed His Runway Models
Stick figures come to life. These models are atrocious. I guess clothes look good on them hangers.
View CommentBirthday Girl Hayden Panettiere Rocks The Golden Bikini! Ow!
Perfect hat for a stumpy midget. She is not attractive at all.
View CommentCandice Swanepoel Brings The Afternoon Links!
People working at IMG serving coffee are average. Candice is fucking stunning.
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