Auntie Krist's comments

Bastardly Breaking News! Vanessa Minnillo Flew American into LAX!

August 28th, 2008

Her friend is a potential hottie. Probably hotter than Vanessa. She wanted her friend to look regular, so she had her wear flip-flops and no make-up, while she wears high heels and caked-on makeup.

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Michael Kors Needs To Feed His Runway Models

August 26th, 2008

No one wants to bang a skeleton, your penis might get a splinter.

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Michael Kors Needs To Feed His Runway Models

August 26th, 2008

Stick figures come to life. These models are atrocious. I guess clothes look good on them hangers.

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Birthday Girl Hayden Panettiere Rocks The Golden Bikini! Ow!

August 26th, 2008

Perfect hat for a stumpy midget. She is not attractive at all.

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Candice Swanepoel Brings The Afternoon Links!

August 23rd, 2008

People working at IMG serving coffee are average. Candice is fucking stunning.

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