"...whose dimply ass I haven't yet seen in a bikini."

I find it so funny how much men's definition of hotness relies on clothes and makeup women wear. Some women are willing to live under those pretences more and some less. Two words: Kirsten Dunst. If she was to get a little tan, wear a tight dress with heels and a push-up bra, make her hair and make-up nice and "feminine" nobody would give her teeth a second thought. And if Kim K. was to walk around in grey short shorts, flip-flops and a plain t-shirt without a bra... hmmm, maybe she would still look hot but for the life of me I cannot imagine her without her ass forming underwear in the front view.