"sorry, but she only has an ass when she sticks it right out…otherwise it’s that british flatish kinda bum. "

No, actually she does. I've seen that flick she did where she gets totally naked, and she does have an ass.

Personally, I love butts that stick out (that is what you call an "ass" not that Marissa Miller shit), and although her's doesn't it does have a shape to it. Her hips really help too.

"She could certainly be more tanned, a little more toned, and her chest could stand to be smaller, but I’m definitely coming around to this woman. "

Her chest could be smaller??? Absolutely not.

That's how chests should be.

"There’s an in between between this girl and skinny crack whores like Nicole Richie. I think somewhere in between is best."

Jack, just consider penis.