doug, you are a homo. This woman probably weighs about 125 or 130 pounds, and you're making her sound like a whale!

And as for Marisa Miller having "ass for days"..... that's just pathetic. She barely has ass at all.

I think Kelly Brook has an amazing, womanly figure - any man who disagrees is clearly playing for the other team. Btw, doug, I've love to see a picture of your girlfriend.... if you have one, which I doubt.