Doug needs to finish sucking the dick in his mouth and shut the fuck up.

Seriously, some of you people need to just admit that man-ass is what does it for you and move on.

I don't know how anyone can look at a women that is near to perfection as Kelly Brook and start complaining about "pear shaped horrors". Complaining about a women with ass (and I mean a real ass, not that fucking white boy bullshit), tits (real ones), and hips is like a dude saying he likes cars but he can do without the tires, engine, and steering wheel.

As far as Kelly Brook goes, she is one of the most perfect women in the world. Gorgeous face, awesome tits, sweet hips, and a shapely ass. You know, the kind that my good friend "penis" likes to say high to.