Having anyone's name tattooed on you does not make you bastardly- it makes you borderline retarded! I have two sleeves and have started a backpiece, so I'm all about tattoos, but names are the first sign of some serious brain damage. You two will be dunzo in no time, and you'll be left with a cover up candidate- that assumes he can get a refund from "mail order brides" or maybe he'll just eat the cost.

When'd you get off the boat from the motherland?