"They are both freakin ugly! Way too overrated ugly ass hoes."

Overrated maybe but ugly, now way. If they are ugly then a woman like Sandra Bernhardt is a Morloc. Whenever someone writes that a woman is ugly when we all know they are not makes me wonder what exactly they find beautiful.

"Hey Moe! I agree with ally you should please all the bastardly ladies and post some pictures of you next Thursday"

Odds are he would never do that unless he felt he was adequately good looking and even then some of the people here are cruel just for the kicks, he may be thick skinned but that still isn't a way to start a day. Plus you would have to prove the pic is you, anyone can post a pic and say "yeah that's me".

To get back on topic I would put on the flippers and go diving in a second for Lima, my tongue would be her's to command :)